I'm Rush. I'm 6. This is my blog. This kid is so much cooler than me. He even has a hot girlfriend. Rachel’s Boyfriend David Karp says this like he doesn’t have the most awesome woman ever by his side. I talk Crap about RBDK because, well, it’s what I do. But to throw out that someone else has a hot girlfriend sort of implies that Rachel, who, let’s face it, is the real star of the show here, is not the hottest thing since a twice baked potato, is just wrong. Rachel, slap that man, slap him twice, slap...