Without Poundcake around we are sort of blank on "shortly" jokes. So instead, let's see if Jessica Quirk is getting mental over the potential loss of  years worth of mediocre pigeon toed pics: Dear @tumblr staff, can we get an explanation of why you have been 'temporarily unavailable' all week and when it might be fixed?about 24 hours ago via web Not one to sit around and mope, Messica decided to shop through her rage: Mega Christmas shopping spree for Mr. @quirk. Best. Christmas. EVER!about 23 hours ago via web Meanwhile the ever gracious Mary Rambin doesn't seem to notice...

I had to find something in my old Movable Type blog archive & this sad fact occurred to me: tumblr has dumbed down my writing substantially. --- I wonder if anyone else feels like this. I feel like tumblr is best for photos with captions ... not for real writing. Do you hear that, Karp? Yeah, you, the one who was the first to cave into Donkey's foot-stomping two years ago by knocking down any blog critical of her, only to resurrect them when you were deservedly and roundly shamed (something that caused poor Donkey to burst into tears at...

Cary Randolph, half a sandwich away from a meal, never misses an opportunity to remind everyone that she's no longer a wannabe Brooklyn hipster from Missouri - she's now a top drawer Hamptons going snooty party attending New York City socialite. And like many NYCers, Cary felt the need to share with facebook friends how she survived Superstorm Sandy: Yes folks, this is how Scary Mandolph eeked out the week of devastation after Sandy. You know, the storm that hit the east coast a couple of weeks ago, killing over a hundred, forcing the evacuation of over half a million, and leaving millions...

David Karp, creator of The New Tripod, wants to know if you gonna get up in hiz grill if he quote you right? Can I use the word “nigga” if I’m quoting a song? He's just wondering. He doesn't want to offend anyone.

Stacy Jordan, the weight loss influencer formerly known as ketoincourt, has announced she and her husband have separated - and she now has no idea where he is.

Messica, expert at branding, is now putting on the all-purpose don't-really-want-to-work hat and looking for guess what kind of job? Any super talented NYC people out there looking for a head of social media position for a major fashion brand? W some real-deal experience?15 minutes ago via web e-mail me.14 minutes ago via web Oh yes, because you want a petulant, lazy, entitled child with a twitter and a failing blog in charge of your brand! You know what, email ME, at least I know what "working" means.

Who doesn't LOVE a good twitter fight???! Today, Robert Scoble and Sarah Lacy duked it out, "nuh uh" "UH HUH" style, throwing their competing stories about google at each other like so much feces in a monkey cage. @sarahcuda I disagree a lot with your post about Google and China and answer it here: http://scobleizer.com/2010/01/12/why-now-google/ about 2 hours ago from web @Scobleizer: i have been to china. and haven't talked to one web source there that agrees with you. sorry, i go with reporting over idealism about 2 hours ago from web in reply to Scobleizer @sarahcuda I was in...

Sarah Lacy, cultural activist, is taking down @WomenWhoTech, who dared to use something something civil rights equality something...anyway, get a load of this pissing match: @WomenWhoTech: when it comes to "civil rights" we have much bigger concerns as a society. gay marriage, immigration etc. 6:58 PM Feb 5th from web in reply to WomenWhoTech @WomenWhoTech: if this is all the prejudice you experience in your life, consider yourself blessed. again, an example would be great. 7:03 PM Feb 5th from web in reply to WomenWhoTech Let's take a moment to titter quietly at Sarah "omg poorz and smells" Lacy trying...