No, you can't. So why are you talking? Cecily Kellogg, couchtivist, is yet again throwing her weight at her keyboard in order to stand beside those wronged by the Ferguson Decision. In a piece she claims she was "asked to write", Cecily compares being on food stamps and watching some kids throw rocks at baby birds to the feelings of helplessness and frustration in the African American community. She then muses about the unfairness of having a white child. Tonight too many of my friends are crawling into bed with their brown children and weeping because they don’t know if tomorrow...

Jenna Cole, living nudely, has spent years gassing on about self-definition and patriarchal expectations of female selfhood. Obviously she would be the ideal to raise a young girl into a woman who is comfortable knowing she controls access to her body, right? HONK, WRONG. No matter how her daughter feels about nudity Jenna will evidently get her into the hot tub naked with her equally naked brother and mom so she can take pictures of the moment. (more…)

After last week's Curtaingate, John and Sherry of Young House Love have decided to respond in perhaps the only way they really can at this point. We have been feeling off for a while – like we have lost our rhythm and we’re somehow missing the mark for ourselves and for you guys. We too miss the good old days when we did this for the love and were full of such obvious joy and spontaneity. This felt like a place we all hung out and it just doesn’t have that vibe anymore. Saying running their blog now makes them feel...

Jordan Reid Berkow Fail, shillmama, is apparently forming an alliance with another tragic victim of online bullying - GOMIBLOG's Midwest Messica. what to wear to go meet @whatiworefor coffee? this would be an excellent day to own some rainboots. sigh.32 minutes ago via web Ok, first of all, how many times does it need to be pointed out to people that announcing you are hanging out with someone is totally lame social media climby desperate sads. Woooo attention everyone, I'm hanging out with so-and-so. Seriously dude? Second, what could these two POSSIBLY have to discuss, besides how it feels to...

Katie Bower, owner of a "crack house", finally gets to use the vague brag beloved of bloggers - a secret project. Saying "spoiler alert not a book!" she then went on to say in another instagram post: "Today was CRAZAY! #camerainmyface #nowiknowhowmykidsfeel". However, some intrepid hamvestigators found more concrete hints around instagram. It seems KayBee might be doing some kind of video thing for Home Depot's Home Decorators Collection. Other bloggers, including "The Hunted Interior", also seem to be part of this #secretproject, so I don't understand all the wink winking from KayBee. Then again the OMG SECRET PROJECT HERE'S...

Project Babies' Kristin, captain of industry, has been spewing hot, fiery conservative rage all over Twitter since last night. One part that really stood out was this: First off, what if employees of Trisha Hope's company read her timeline? Is that really the best way to announce layoffs? Also, the way Kristin's tweet is worded she makes it seem as if employees who support health care reform are the ones she and her husband will fire. Even if that's not the case, it just seems flippant and incredibly gross to talk about firing employees in a forum that your employees...

Rachel Parcell, the "jewelry designer" and alleged seven figure a year blogger, has announced her fertility issues seem to be over. This little baby (who already is kicking up a storm) was a BIG surprise!!! It took me a year (and one round of clomid) to get pregnant with Isla Rose so I never would’ve imagined I would get pregnant with my next baby so quickly! Saying she "only had one period between Isla and this baby" she goes on to share the details of buying and taking a pregnancy test in Italy. No word on whether she has scheduled...

The Internets Hug Council announced today that meanies on the intarwebs have been completely eradicated thanks to the work of super so brave bloggers. "We are so thrilled that the internet is now restricted to nice people saying nice things," said Careof Tynole. "People telling other people their content is not good is something that should have ended years ago!" Susan Sponzorad says that for "far too long, people have been made to feel bad by the objective critiques of others" and claims the "new law will make it possible for people to produce endless mediocrity without fear of honest...