OMGBEARS McCarthy is at that age where people start getting married (37 years old? I don't know) and according to her, one of her couplefriends  is totally ed: Lots of my univ. classmates are getting hitched these days, but one I just heard about is first to make me say, "Oh, snap, that won't last."about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck If this sounds like you run, don't walk, up to Carobears and high fiver her on her twitterside for saving you a costly divorce.

XOJane.com, the summit of what online magazines for women should be, has managed to produce another author tantrum. Daisy Barringer - the "sports gal" for the site - has announced in a totally mature twitter fashion that xojane commenters are like, dead to her. Finished. They are insane and crazy and cruel and psychotic. I'm over it! :) She goes on to say: I feel like every comment under this post is going to be "no duh xojane hates their commenters, where have you been pp?" But I think that if you feel this way about your readers, it is in...

Paultato Carr, the man who wears these shoes, has somehow snagged himself a woman.  For the past few weeks his twitter has been peppered with references to some girl sniffing around his tater tot. Apparently she has now graduated to being referred to as "other half": OH: "Well you don't have to worry about me. We'll never be having sex again."4:09 AM Nov 4th from Seesmic OH: (me:) "Things just got a bit XKCD" / (Her:) "I've always wanted to be the stick figure with a ponytail"3:00 AM Nov 7th from Seesmic OH: "Gynecology is funny"about 11 hours ago from...

Janae, of Hungry Runner Girl, has filed for divorce from her husband. Speculation began when it was noticed she was last seen wearing her ring on July 29th. The divorce petition was filed just two days later. There has so far been no mention of the situation on Janae's blog, but on the day of filing she mentioned a sad event: I ran 8 miles Monday morning (7:45 pace) and the saddest thing happened. My hair tie BROKE.  I had to run with my hair down for a few miles and it was not fun. Her husband has apparently now...

Jordan Reid, tv host who also blogs, is celebrating her internet expertise! (Happy) First Anniversary One year ago today, I wrote my very first post. I had just quit my job in order to embark on a pretty insane - and, I’m sure some thought, extremely ill-advised - adventure, and had absolutely no idea where I was headed, although I hoped it would be better than where I’d been. Over the next few months, I left one venture to strike out on my own, learned some important lessons, (sort of) learned how to shoot and edit my ownvideos, said good-bye to a tiara (and realized that it’s just a...

Brandi, just Brandi, has nailed down her baby daddy after a 48 hour 'official' engagement. After years of him seemingly pretending she doesn't exist on social media and wearing 'pre-engagement' silicone rings, she finally managed to hustle her thumb faced My Man to the courthouse. (more…)

Supposedly just weeks before the balloon payment on her home is due and just days after being ripped a new one by the internet for claiming diet pills will help special needs kids, Jennifer is "Praising God for the beauty He promises to always bring from the ashes": Yes, like a phoenix rising from a smoking pile of debt MckMama has now fled her 6th home in 7 years. Claiming "it was a chimney fire that got out of the chimney behind the walls of our house because there was a gap in the part where the chimney did a...

Sarah Lacy, president of the Sarah Lacy Fan Club, has spent the last half a year bortching about writing a book. Apparently someone finally mentioned to Her Majesty that coming off like an ungrateful bint isn't exactly the way to endear yourself to your publishers, readers, or those who participated in your book, because Sarah is now singing a different tune: been working on book edits all weekend. i know i'm a douche, but i still enjoy reading it. hopefully you will too. yes YOU! ;) about 7 hours ago via web We all know you're a douche, so your attempt...