Jen Gotch, the longtime chief sh*tshow officer of twee factory ban.do, has announced she is stepping down from her high level position. Seemingly in an effort to end days of instagram scandal around her Black Lives Matter self-centering, she says she is taking a 'leave of absence' in order to 'give the team a chance to learn, grow, and heal'. (more…)

Our favorite mermaid, Mary Rambin, is refusing to give me something to work with here. I mean...look at her. What am I supposed to say? She even did her own hair! Come on, Mermaid! Give me something to work with here!

Remember when Mary Rambin went in search of a new c0dz3r to make her a new tumblr template? I can't imagine why despite being unemployed she never did break my door down begging me to create the ultimate stylesheet. Well I guess her new hired monkey is shifting her over to wordpress, and Mary finds it all too confusing: New programmer has me trying out wordpress. I feel like I’m cheating on David. D - tell me we can do the same stuff on tumblr.  I don’t wanna leave. Jesus Mary, it's wordpress, not Oracle sql or ROR. It's a...

After weeks of posting pics to instagram hinting about a possible relationship with Dave Navarro, Gala Darling has at last announced she is moving to Los Angeles. (more…)

While the second generation bloggers are raking in six figures (and more) with their lifestyle empires, the first generation bloggers are beginning the process of returning to a normal life after celebrity. (more…)

Heather Armstrong, valedictorian of everything, apparently went to Wyoming for some family thing.  Per her cycle of emotional breakdown -> all better now, she first informed us that she had "walked right up to the window of a nervous breakdown and saw exactly what it looked like inside. It's a Craphole. And it's scary as hole"...and then posted that after not sleeping for three days, a night of sleep has solved all her problems: (more…)

Moving along, seems I am not the only one phoning it in today. Midwest Messica now considers a hoodie and a french twist fashion blog worthy. On the other hand she does look about 12 lbs thinner than she did in that geedee striped incident. Maybe some free Oscar would help her get back on the fashion track. Get that ass kiss on girl! Last night I had a dream I was in an #odlr pale pink ruffled lace gown with a 20 foot trail. And I lost my vintage alligator clutch.about 23 hours ago via web @johnjannuzzi @jennafain @oscarprgirl I...

In a fantastically anticlimactic post, The Skeptical OB stated yesterday that the legal battle between Dr. Amy and Gina of The Feminist Breeder has now ended: We’ve settled the lawsuit: The parties have entered into a settlement agreement which has resolved all claims and controversies to their mutual satisfaction. The announcement comes after a year of back and forth between the two birth bloggers, which was originally supposed to go to court despite Gina's attempts to stop the proceedings. There are no details on what the settlement entails, with Dr. Amy confirming in the post's comments that the terms are confidential.