Miranda, of Not Super Just Mom, is freaking out, man: I know when I'm worried a tornado might be on the way, the first thing I do is compose a tweet.

Jenna Cole, wannabe coder, just couldn't catch a break this week. After being unable to get on the plane to Poland because her son's passport status wasn't up to par, she spent the last few days trying desperately to get everyone's passports in order. She finally had to give up and spent yesterday "day drinking" while on the phone with the airline trying to "recoup costs". Because, alas, it seems the entire passport computer system is down or something and Jenna will not be taking Gollum smile selfies in Greece. The state department issued a notice last week about technical...

The Activist Mommy, does it all because of Jesus, wants everyone to demand Teen VOGUE be banned because it's teaching children "how to be safely sodomized". (more…)

Jessica Quirk of What I Wore, nicest girl ever, works very hard, yall. Why, yesterday she had to live up to a reader challenge AND leave her house! Just last week I was challenged to remix an outfit around my beloved Breton striped tee. Challenge accepted, suckers! I initially had some different pants in mind, but this outfit was great to go from lunch to the salon to dinner without skipping a beat. Whoa whoa...she had to get dressed, pose for pics, and then go out and eat two meals with a salon visit in between? How does she do...

Papa Bear Denton, the man responsible for how you blog today (because obviously no one was writing snark on the internet before his little blogpire), would like to remind you that Gawker Media is the number one blog on the entire earth and you better just accept it! The ten most important sites of the decade. http://adage.com/article?article_id=141014 about 19 hours ago from web Bow down to Gawker!!! NOW! Remember what happened when that other person talked Crap about them? Since Allen Salkin wrote Gawker's obit in Jan 2008, site's audience has grown fourfold. And he just lost his job at...

Poundcake and Prostitute, author/editrixes of the sensationally popular tumblr circle jerk in print form, Coming & Crying, are not going to shut up about this book until they unload them all: Back in—gulp—FEBRUARY we were in the middle of Kickstartering and raising money and had little to no idea of the realities of the post office, or, to be fair, the realities of how wonderful making a book and talking to you would be. But back in February as we were asking you for money we felt a little weird about it, when we thought about it too much. What we wanted...

Today in slow news days Heather Armstrong, of the Hangin' Tuff Armstrongs, visited the east coast over the weekend. After months of lame hints and instagram crushbarfing, she finally acknowledged on her blog that she took a "non-work related plane trip involving (you guessed it) this guy" - effectively putting to rest any remaining speculation that Matt Tuff is not her manpiece. (more…)

It really appears to be pity party week on the internet. Jordan Reid feels harassed, and poor Julia Allison is still "grieving" the loss of her live-in love of two weeks. Somehow the competing queens of "Look At Me, Look At My Drama" collided on Julia's tumblr today when "Maria" showed up asking for clarification of a comment about Jordan from Julia's post: I'm surprised you mentioned the Jordan departure.  That seems so long ago, but I'm still SO curious about what happened.  I don't remember you ever making any kind of official statement. In a striking change of pace,...