Papa Bear Denton, the man responsible for how you blog today (because obviously no one was writing snark on the internet before his little blogpire), would like to remind you that Gawker Media is the number one blog on the entire earth and you better just accept it! The ten most important sites of the decade. http://adage.com/article?article_id=141014 about 19 hours ago from web Bow down to Gawker!!! NOW! Remember what happened when that other person talked Crap about them? Since Allen Salkin wrote Gawker's obit in Jan 2008, site's audience has grown fourfold. And he just lost his job at...

Clare, over at "Fitting It All In", started a new nanny job this week. Despite the long day she had, she managed to fit in an instagram post featuring one of her charges. In case you're wondering, that "#ad" hastag denotes exactly what you think it does - Clare used this picture as an instagram ad. So in case finding a good nanny wasn't hard enough, I guess now there's another thing for parents to worry about when hiring childcare - whether their kids will be plastered all over the internet without parental knowledge as part of some sponsor campaign.

OMG A BOOK CLUB! It's been a couple of weeks, did you miss me? Of course you didn't. Well you may wish I'd skipped another week because today we are going to plow through 'White Jacket Required: A culinary Coming-of-Age Story' by Jenna Weber of Eat, Live, Run. Hooray! Or not. (more…)

Micholee Phan, the vlogger who became a millionaire by showing people how to put on eye shadow, now has a book coming out in October. Saying "It's been a year in the making...I've poured my heart and soul into this book", Phan announced the news in between squeals and head tilts via a youtube video. She encouraged people to pre-order, saying advance purchasers would receive some kind of "limited edition" book jacket sketched by Phan herself. She then fanned her face during a faux teary "love you guys" and doing the glossy butthole looking kissy face ending she always does.

The Dooce Community, the all-but-dead henhouse where Dooce's fanpoodles discuss what they had for lunch, is on its way out. (more…)

Jenna Cole, 'impervious to shame', is 'super' stressed about the world returning to normal and is 'missing' the lockdown life.

Jordan Reid can finally stop reaching for new content: she's on her way to the hospital to produce the little human guaranteed to provide easy blog fodder for months: Off we go! But before we hop in a taxi: I just want to say that the comments and emails – the words of advice and support – I’ve received from so many of you over these past few months have meant the world to me. I feel so ready and so excited to take this next step…and in part, that’s because taking this journey with all of you has helped...

Mary Rambin, who really should just admit that Julia Allison gives her a case of the stabbies, is famous among sad, lonely hater circles for her head to toes, in which she proves time and time again why you shouldn't adhere to trends just because the runway told you so. Case in point: Cute hair. Love the shoes, but Mary, sweetheart, those pants? Yeah, no. Your harem pants are like the vagina version of this: I really don't think Mary wants it to look like her ladycave hisses and flares up to scare away men.