Sarah and Robbie Tripp recently acquired a designer puppy. The micro goldendoodle christened 'Coco' almost immediately disappeared and seemingly no mention has been made since.

Gina, of healthy living blogger fame, is off at some (probably sponsored) reboot spa in Canada. While there, she is indulging herself by omgporkingout on "man portions" of food. And by "man portions" she means a piece of toast, three cherry tomatoes, a pinch of sprouts, two slices of avocado, a blob of nut butter, and four pieces of feta. Seems legit.

OMG Bears, nice glasses, is on her way to Costa Rrrrrrrrrica. Since you obviously have to acclimate yourself to the differences between Brooklyn and Costa Rica, she is relocating for the night before her departure: Leaving Brooklyn to sleep a few hours in a location closer to EWR (don't worry, it's not a gutter) and then off to Costa Rica very early. about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck I don't know about you, but my first thought was "Bears is going to sleep in a gutter???" I'm really glad she cleared that up for me. I was kind of worried....

Emily Meyers Sometimes Also Carmack, pregnant, is evidently on a boat headed towards Zika virus central. (more…)

Poopo again, pork people! It's time for Friday Book Club, and have I got a snoozer for you. This week we are going to learn how to be photographers! Or at least the kind of photographer A Beautiful Mess thinks we should be. Get out your VSCO Cam and prepare to be amazed at the incredible knowledge contained within 'A Beautiful Mess: Photo Idea Book'. (more…)

The Glennon Doyle Melton Tsunami Of Life Changes thunders on. She just announced her "private" relationship with Abby Wambach now involves rings. (more…)

Julia Allison, what does she do again?, had a fit so hard even our favourite delicious baked good noticed. Apparently someone named Alex Balk has a tumblr, and this fantastic fact is worthy of some kind of hysterics among the tumblr whores. From Julia's tumblr business website: Oh man. ALEX BALK has a TUMBLR. ALEX BALK!!!!!!!!  PUT ME ON YOUR TUMBLR!!!!!!!!!!!! Furthermore, I would like to take credit for what is SURE to be a domino-effect of the dregs of Manhattan media all jumping on Tumblr’s boat together, like little esoteric rats. Sigh.  First Doree, now Alex.  Who’s next, Jeff Bercovici?  Rachel...

Sarah Lacy, "writer", has now joined the likes of Poundcake, Messica, and Megatits in pimping her soon to be bestseller. Well, actually her husband "sadkids" is pimping it: Sarah's new book is available for pre-order!!! Get it now! (please!)http://amzn.to/SrLbcc6:21 PM Sep 17th via web Sarah responded with either an attempt to be funny or a sort of depressing insight into her financial failure: .@sadkids i like the slightly desperate sound of your last tweet ;) PLEASE WE NEED MONEY!6:24 PM Sep 17th via web in reply to sadkids Please try to not crash Amazon.com with your rush to preorder this insightful...