Jordan Reidshackle, big time eater yall!, is the latest dumb bortch with a tumblr to get the 'omg ur like a tech ladeez!!!' treatment: On June 7, I’ll be speaking at an Internet Week event on Women in Tech-Media (hopefully I’ll be a little less nervous than I was last time). If you’d like to attend – and please do; I’d love to get a chance to meet as many of you as possible! – click HERE to register (it’s only $5). You know, I bet when Bobble sat down and created her tumblr back in the misty past known...

Jenna Cole, wife, mother, amazing tech woman, entrepreneur, marijuana advocate, feminist, will soon be Living Absolutely in Washington state. (more…)

Today I was instructed by my loving and adoring fans who are all jealous of me to check out yet another Park Slope Princess. Pigeon toed Love Puppy up there has some blog where she takes pictures of herself in Crap she bought at goodwill and tells us how awse she is, and demands that you agree or gtfo. I've seen the blog and I find it boring as all hole, frankly. I could give a liquid Crap what Jessica is wearing. I don't even care what *I* wear. I also find her whole "I am SO FUCKING FASHION" attitude...

Brandon Charnas has apparently failed to comply with a subpoena from the Securities and Exchange Commission regarding allegations of insider training.

Life can be like, way harsh Tai. From imperfect lattes to summoning the strength to shop, the suffering of upper middle class white women never ceases. But thanks to the internet, they can now enjoy the support of a worldwide  "OMG I KNOW RIGHT?" chorus to ease them through their pain. This week a few of these poor souls have bravely come forward with the most painful of (I don't have any real) problems: their hair. Julie of Peanut Butter Fingers can't figure out how to dry her hair: While Jenna of Eat Live Run battled the tragedy of a trim: Casey...

  Kath, who has been pregnant for forever, is prepping herself for the magical world of breastfeeding by attending classes, reading books, and watching movies. More than the actual child which she will soon produce, Kerf claims that breastfeeding is "the part of motherhood she is most excited about." In Kerf's world (which we all know is the only one that matters) breastfeeding represents the "epitome of bonding between mother and baby," which sets me up to think that the kerfling will be milking the teat well into his childhood. Fortunately for Kerf she was able to consult a lactation...

That Wife, of the Powerpoint Wives, refuses to acknowledge Santa in her house. Does it have something to do with being Mormon? Of course not. Is it because she enjoys refusing her son anything that smacks of childhood? No sir. She does it because she is an honest person!  It’s really important to me that my kids know when I tell them something, it’s what I really believe to be true. And there is no way to get around the fact that because I believe me telling my kid Santa is real is a lie, I thus think you are...

Dear entire state of Texas: thatgirlallison, bastion of wisdom and possessor of an obviously superior education, thinks you are dumb. The Texas State Constitution, as amended in 2005. That’s the text of the entire voter-approved amendment. Read it carefully. Oops. (via ohhleary) HAHA. Texans are dumb. Yes, because you are living proof that New York produces intelligent humans without fail. Stupid bortch. Go buy some pink Crap and keep your obnoxious, uninformed opinions about a huge state with a wide diversity of people to your fat self.