In news that shocks no one, Jordan Reid, somehow still blogging at Ramshackle Glam, has decided to take "a break" from her marriage. (more…)

Mary Rambin, professional enema user and solid food rejecter, is back to help you get that shiny colon you deserve! Mary lays out the basics of preparing to not eat food. The highlights? "I suggest trying to avoid long interactions, important meetings, deadlines, anything that might make you anxious. Don’t plan lunches and dinners if possible.  The food will be tempting and you won’t focus on your company. ..It’s ok to stay busy, but I suggest keeping to yourself" "A colonic is necessary in my opinion.  Because you aren’t getting the fiber from the veggies to move things along, you’ll...

Katrillionaire mommy blogger Dooce, don't call her a mommy blogger, is once again reposting archives because she is "currently out of town on business, so for the next few days I'm going to post some things from my archives that many of you have probably never seen." (more…)

Mike Martin and wife, the scream team behind the 'DaddyOFive' youtube channel, have been charged with neglect. (more…)

Wil Wheaton, "on Twitter from just about the very beginning", is attempting to become relevant again. He has announced his departure from Twitter in a long, butthurt post full of you-don't-know-me and the-world-is-mean. (more…)

Mondays are usually annoying, so I thought it would be fun to give you something to wtf over. Presenting a thread that refuses to die - Halfway to Fearless. It all started when some n00b opened a thread about an unknown blog called Halfway to Fearless. It was pretty easy to spot a self-pimp, and the thread would have petered out had the blogger in question not posted a response on her blog basically within hours of the thread appearing. Another n00b showed up out of nowhere claiming the thread was not started by the blogger herself, and then yet...

Jessica Quirk, can't handle you not liking her outfits, is sick of you jerks commenting anything other than "love your outfit": Do people even understand what constructive criticism means? It's not just a safety net to be rude and get away with it. about 21 hours ago via web Wow Messica, thanks for that fascinating lesson in manners. Now dab your hankie to your eyes and go look around the internet at other comment sections, and see what they put up with sometimes. Then come back and let me know if you still think your comments are oh so brutal....

Kelly Oxford, seriously does anyone have any idea what she does besides twitter, made a never-done-before joke about America at the conclusion of her special "excuse for skinny white lady to post bikini pics" vacation. Namely, that Americans are fat and spread trash around. Shortly after ending her trip home on what appears to be a private plane, Kelly instagrammed the above pic with the caption "These fat basturds just threw all their trash on the road. WELCOME TO AMERICA!" Ya know, I think litterbugs suck as much as anyone else. But I don't see the need to post their...