Jordan Reid, recipe expert, home expert, mason jar expert, non-expert, wants us all to know that she enjoys the carcasses of murdered innocent living things responsibly: I’m still a meat-eater, obviously, and my love of meat (or belief that meat-eating, if done responsibly, is healthy, natural, and basically A-OK) isn’t going anywhere. While I respect the rights of others not to eat meat, I don’t see vegetarianism (much less veganism) anywhere in my future (although I suppose you never know). But I want to be clear on this point: I no longer purchase meat from industrial farms, and have learned...

Mary Rambin, blogger for the Houston Chronicle, has been assigned to blog about her attempts to preserve her youthful looks, which are so cruelly assaulted despite staying out of the sun and maintaining a healthy body weight: The Houston Chronicle has asked me to share my experience and thoughts about being young and making the commitment to use Botox and fillers as anti-aging measures. Most have you have been watching my bi-anual injections for 2 years now and have voiced very strong opinions on the topic. As I listened, your perspectives resonated in my thoughts because you all made reasonable and/or...

Meaghan O'Connell, "editor" of the "book" Snoring & Sighing or whatever it's called, is just one of many former bloggers now pimping their printed barbiturates every chance they get. @aditirajaram yeah lady: comingandcrying.com!Thu Sep 02 2010 09:04:57 (Pacific Daylight Time) via web in reply to aditirajaram Dear Internet, Coming & Crying is back at @mcnallyjackson.Sat Sep 04 2010 16:36:49 (Pacific Daylight Time) via Twitter for iPhone At least these are just a couple of tweets, and not the leg quivering, sob inducing experience poor Poundcake had last week: I had a lunch meeting around the corner. On the way to the train...

The OMG MOST IMPORTANT DAY EVER is now completed. How do we know? She tweeted it of course! The day started off with Jessica driving everyone around her nuts, and prompting her father to suggest she put something in her mouth: Its 10am and my dad has already suggested I have a drink. Hahaha. Zen bride! Zen bride! (Zomg! Can't believe today is the day!!!)about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® ZOMG!!! ZOMG! Anyway, as The First Woman Ever To Get Married Ever continued to flit about like some kind of hummingbride, the Quirkster paced his hotel room and contemplated...

With only two days left before the internets event of the century, it's time to post the totally not exclusive story for your Two Twats And A Wedding updates. How are all those stressful preparations going so far??? Adam Quirk apparently does not regret throwing his balls into lovepuppy's thrifted purse: Last day in nyc as a single man, just got propositioned by a crackhead at Wendy's. Surely a sign that I've made the right decision.9:09 AM Aug 31st via twidroid Meanwhile, Midwest Mess is busy getting her "it's MY day bortches!" on: Love all the sweet emails from my married...

Michael Arrington, earth hater, and Sarah Lacy, complainer, are usually known for their sensitive and caring personas. Now, on the heels of the sensational YouTube video allegedly featuring a girl drowning puppies, Arrington and Lacy show they truly do care about innocent creatures: arrington: TechCrunch is doing nothing to stop the kicking of puppies.about 20 hours ago via web sarahcuda: @arrington i have resumes of three senior puppies we can hire. then people can ignore what they say abt how tc treats puppies.about 19 hours ago via web in reply to arrington TechCrunch: continuing to be a bunch of assholes who...

Mary Rambin, consultant and social media expert, had a totally unacceptable breakfast today. As you know, Mary recently had terrible coffee at Brasil, some coffee shop in Houston. Being the fair person she is she decided to give it one more chance. Unfortunately, Brasil failed to be up to her standards: I don’t know why I came back to Brasil for breakfast this morning.  Actually, I do, the wheat bagel I had last time was so good and the food looked solid.  The coffee was a  disappointment (remember the crater face foam), but I thought why not give them another...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZxzsiycgcY&feature=player_embedded] Jordan Reid, you may not know she's married, has been married for 2 years. 2 WHOLE YEARS, PEOPLE. What have YOU accomplished in life? Anyway Jordy got Kenny some secret awesome gift that she can't tell us about or show on the video. This is so exciting! This anniversary I made Kendrick promise, swear, cross heart etc. that we wouldn’t exchange gifts or do anything fancy. I did this because I wanted to blow his mind by getting him something that he’s wanted – needed, actually – for a long time now, and I didn’t want it to be...

Perhaps you did not know that Jessica Schroeder, of Park Slope, is soon to be the wife of  the most important internets man of our time? You may not know because she rarely talks about it on her tumblr. Well apparently next week her true goal in life will be achieved - to be "Mrs. Anybody". Spent ALL day cleaning the house so it is spick-and-span when we get back from the wedding (and it looks great!!!!)6:37 PM Aug 28th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Yea... guess I'm kinda excited too RT @quirk Next week at this time I'll be married to...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f87eDutJS44&feature=player_embedded] Mary Rambin, blogger for the Houston Chronicle, wants you to know that despite laying in bed for two days with a bug, she is in fact alive. She got back in the saddle yesterday with spin class and some party, and today she's got her nose back on the "grindstone" with a full schedule of posting! She's already bringing it with a youtube video, a reader asking who her cinematographer is, and a post about doing squats. No wonder she got sick! Nobody but a true entrepreneur could maintain such a grueling schedule and not collapse EVERY week! GOLF...

Following her father's win in some election, Megatits McCain got back to the most important topic on anyone's mind: I cant believe I am getting reactions to this, but yes -I took out my hair extensions this summer, always changing my lengths just not color about 2 hours ago via web I moved home to Scottsdale and took out my hair extensions this summer, not exactly that radical but some people seemed confused. about 2 hours ago via web I don't know about you, but the first thing I noticed about this pic was not the dirty side eye Megatits...

Jessica Schoeder, hard worker, is working hard guys! 5-9 am. Almost 4 hours of writing! Solid start to the day!about 6 hours ago via web I mean, by 10 am today she was just wiped out from all the hard work. She deserved a break! Long day already. Breaking for a mani/pedi.about 4 hours ago via web Poor dear. I know just how she feels. Some days I post like 4 times and I have to not post for DAYS, and just go to a spa and regroup. Then I come back and post for a day and need to...

Peter Feld, who guards the Holy Grail in the valley of the Crescent Moon, wants you durned kids to realize you don't know nothin' bout the REAL New York! Yet another tumblr posted those pics of the 80's subways (they've already been posted 9039285721 times, welcome to tumblr) which got this reaction from Doree Sharir (?), whose name sounds familiar but I forget: Yeesh. My commute would have been so much worse 25 years ago. Honestly, compared to NJ Transit, the NYC Subway is a godsend. This sent poor Peter into another manopausal fit about the good ole days: So...

Presented without comment: Reader Question / Ugly Wall Cover-Up Q. Hey Jordan, I’m an avid reader of your blog, and wanted to ask for your creative input on an unfortunate home decor situation. My apartment has a large textured, stuccoed wall that I can’t stand. It feels very Miami. Not in a good way. Because we rent, I can’t do anything that will permanently alter or damage the wall. I also don’t want to spend a fortune — no more than $50 - $75. Do you have any ideas as to how to improve? I will send you a photo of the wall for reference. Thanks...

Jordan and some friend of hers apparently had some sort of doggie play date yesterday, because that's what she does on things like Saturdays I guess. After talking about how the dogs were little dicks who got filthy in the mud (but SO ADORABLE SUNSHINE SMILES) she posted about her complex and time intensive contribution to the picnic: sandwiches. BRIE & APPLE SANDWICH 1. Layer Brie (shoot for the best quality you can afford and load it on) and thinly sliced green apple on a baguette. You can also add a few slices of turkey, if you like. 2. Drizzle...

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX7NrlS2VT4&feature=player_embedded] Uuuuugh she's back! Mary Rambin, expert on man-woman interactions, has some more based on facts factoids about women: Remember the hot guy I posted a pic of the other night?  (Grace, I know you do) Well, turns out he’s sweet and can keep up with my sass. Most women become speechless in the presence of a good-looking man (oh let’s be serious, Michael is gorgeous, just don’t tell him that).  Well, the other night, such was not the case for me. I took the unconventional route and fired his ass. My mouth gets the best of me often, so...

Jordan Reid, who is not a shill just a person with a personal blog who gets free Crap for mentioning it on her site, is making it clear she is not shilling: I spent Thursday shooting a segment on cleaning tips, one of which involved a product that I’m serious, you must must must try. Libman’s Freedom Spray Mop (and no, the company isn’t paying me/sponsoring me/otherwise showering me with affection to say this) is AWESOME. You know, as mops go. Why am I so excited about a mop, other than that I tend to get excited about things like mops?...

Jordan Reid, "founder" of a blog but not a BLOGGER just a tv host and writer who has a blog, is often excused for everything under the sun just because she is nothing like that other founder who is OMG FUCKING EVIL FOREVER. Well one thing we can't fault Jordan on is her stellar care of her dogs. For example: Oh, dear. I mean…oh, dear. Poor guy. Poor, naked, little guy. And the sad little remaining poof on his tail. I just…can’t. (As a reminder, this is his usual look.) Lucy and Virgil have an unfortunate habit of munching on each...

Jordan Reid, "founder" of the "successful" blog ramshackleglam, has learned a lot from Julia Allison; how to shill basically anything that gets offered, how to go on tv and talk about random stuff for exposure, and how to rewrite your life fails in interviews. Now it seems she is taking the well-tested beauty routine of the Miss Julia and getting her curling iron and fake lashes on yo! Yoy, were those ever some seriously loose, sexy waves. I create a (less fresh-from-the-salon-perfect, of course, but still very nice, I think) at-home version of this look by using a 1 1/2” barrel curling...

Mary Rambin, expert drinker, has a sweeping statement to make about women - so listen up, men! Female drinking 101: cocktails, wine, sangria.  Yes, it’s more expensive, but when we’re happy, so are you guys :) Blakely: leftovers… My guess is that this picture was taken after a Gawker party teeming with girls (don’t ask me how those guys pull them in) that took down the handles of Absolut within a couple of hours and then moved on to another fully-stocked roof deck. It still never ceases to amaze me that boys really expect women to drink beer.  Or a...