Meghan McCain, author, is fully aware that her upcoming tome will forever alter the face of politics in America: hearing lots of interesting rumors about a few people a little nervous about "Dirty Sexy Politics" coming out...and of course I love that ;)about 6 hours ago via web Honey the only people nervous about your book coming out are the unfortunate book reviewers who will be forced to read it. Stop acting like you are some major pundit to be reckoned with, Megatits.

Jordan Reid Berkow, expert chef and lifestyle guru, has a super easy tip for those of you not aquainted with GladWare or dollar store plastic store and serve Crap: Love this picnicking tip from Real Simple: To prevent crushable munchies (chips, cookies, etc) from disintegrating en route to your destination, place them in a Ziploc bag, and then slide a straw into the top of the nearly-closed bag. Inflate, and seal the bag: the air will create a cushion around the bag’s contents, ensuring that they arrive in one piece. Yeah, I just can't on this one.

David Karp, inventor of Julia Allison, is obviously trying to make Poundcake's head explode: “Our prenatal lecture got kinda silly.” Rachel as a preggo. Buy stock in Entenmann's now, because when these two announce their engagement there will be a run on cake by a million hipster girls with broken hearts.

Jordan Reid Berkow, not an expert, is always sharing her complicated recipes with us on her hugely profitable blog. Well it turns out Jordan is not that great a cook! You know, I’m not really all that great of a cook. I mean, I’m fine, I suppose, but certainly no prodigy. I don’t love cooking because I can create things that taste or look spectacular (although it’s definitely fun when that happens): I love cooking because I love that it makes my dad ask me questions. I love that it makes my husband roll his eyes back in his head...

Sarah Lacy, lover of travel, is once again complaining about living up to her obligations. there is no other way to describe the next ten days than pure mental hole. (book due aug. 1)1:33 PM Jul 23rd via web dramatically reworking chapter 1. either making it way better or creating a huge mess. not totally sure but leaning toward the former4:32 PM Jul 23rd via web i'll say this: my book is about 25% better than it was this morning.8:36 PM Jul 23rd via web bed time. plan tomorrow is an early morning run followed by a day of fixing...

A while back a former essentiallyemily.com fan and I were discussing whatever happened to Emily Brill. I had heard she was supposed to write for the Daily Beast now - apparently if you are blonde and have a recognizable family name DB will hire you - but kind of forgot about it because a My Three Sons marathon happened in my dvd player, and I found a Skor bar in my purse, so, ya know, distracted. Anyway, she is now writing over there, and has a fun profile pic showing Serious Writer Emily: Isn't that cute? So professional. Also, her...

Did you know Jordan Reid Berkow, founder and wife, had a wonderful wedding? She is happy to tell you how to do a wedding, because she had a wedding and it was an amazing wedding! Evidently she and her husband, who is a rock star she met on myspace and married 45 seconds later btw, found some food Crap from their wedding in the freezer at her mom's. It just brought all those wedding memories flooding back from her own wedding, when she had a wedding which was perfect because she planned a fabulous wedding! This, by the way, was...

Because I know you all love lovepuppy, that chick who loves Park Slope's battered women, I thought you'd like to know you can go vote her into a guest spot on Mad Men!!! Hey guys! You know I love the 60s and you know I love that Mad Men style! Waste a couple of seconds and throw me a vote! Please reblog! WhatIWore: Like What I Wore? Like my many Mad Men inspired posts? Then please, VOTE FOR ME!! to appear as a walk-on on Mad Men!  Wouldn’t that be cool? I call this outfit - “Accounting for Secretaries”… I...

Jordan Reid, bidness lady, had a bidness lady lunch meeting yesterday. She had a bunch of important bidness lady document to carry to her bidness lunch, but KWELL WHORER!! She had nothing but her purse... Yesterday I had a meeting to which I had to bring a bunch of documentation that was important enough that I didn’t want to do what I usually do with papers - stuff them into my slouchy purse, where they end up alternately crumpled/ink-stained/lip gloss-smudged - and ended up trucking around town with an extremely elegant manila folder straight from that bastion of style, Staples....

I mean, check out what she did yesterday afternoon! Yesterday afternoon my friend Francesca, who works for a company called Obvious Clothing, stopped by for lunch on her way to the office. She had a few samples from their line with her that she wanted my opinion on, so we had a little impromptu dress-up party along with our grilled cheese-and-bacons. It reminded me of the old days, when we lived together in LA and spent hours ransacking each others’ closets for marathon try-on sessions (but probably with a Corona or two included). This woman's real job is apparently playing grab ass...

Jordan Reid Berkow Strauchwhatever, founder and shillcaster, has apparently told people she DOES have a  job beyond her blog. After this post, I totally believe it: ...I was in the mood to wear something other than cutoffs and a tank top (my May-August uniform), and decided that it would be nice to swan about feeling all lovely and elegant in a floor-length skirt while I prepared dinner. (That’s a Calypso skirt paired with a top purchased at Marshall’s, BTW.) Anyways, around 4PM I got all hungry, as one tends to do during things like afternoons, and started sort of free-associating...

Mary Rambin is something of a love/hate for GOMIBLOG readers. But I think we can all break into HELL YEAH golf applause at this post: Well, my hair is finally back to its nothing-special length. I guess that’s a good thing. A “friend” once told me that men don’t think short hair is sexy. But she’s still single so I didn’t put a lot of value in that comment. I really loved my Katie cuts, but it’s nice to have something to run my fingers through again. If I didn't have personal space, germ, and sobriety issues, I would hug...

Jordan Reid Berkow, founder of shillschacklesham, has successfully fixed her busted ass floors thanks to yet another shill: Pictured above: why I was sorta MIA yesterday. We shot two Better segments in my apartment: one on staining furniture, and the other on hardwood floor revitalization (both using Minwax products). I guess this post WAS a heads up for yet another shill. What is this "Better TV" Crap anyway? It sounds like all they do is film Jordan doing advertorials. Where do these things air?

Meaghan O'Connel, woman in tech, is weighing in on the new TEDwomen conference. I always kind of loved @TED but my initial, visceral reaction to @TEDwomen is HORROR AND RAGE. It also looks boring. The end.12:45 PM Jul 18th via Twitter for iPhone WHOOPS TURNS OUT WOMEN MATTER LET'S HOLD A SEPARATE CONFERENCE TO APOLOGIZE.12:47 PM Jul 18th via Twitter for iPhone Which is it you s? These marketing pr bortches scream and yell for greater representation of women in tech, but when TED makes an entire con JUST FOR YOU, you act all offended. What's wrong, Poundcake? Too much focus on...

Today, Jordan Reid Berkow of shillshacklesham is sharing yet another top secret protip: salad is made with green leaves and other ingredients!!!! In a large bowl, combine a few large handfuls of clean spinach and a cup and a half or so of fresh peas... Crumble over some goat cheese, and then toss everything together with a few glugs of olive oil, the juice from one lemon (or to taste), sea salt, and fresh ground pepper. Now I get it. NOW I see why Jordan has 10s of fans! All this time I've been tossing slices of bread and canned...

Foster Kamer, person who hates anonymous commenters yet comments anonymously, has declared 4Chan /b/ users to be "a pointedly dangerous and particularly insane subset of users". I guess one of Gawker's internet expert writers decided he was skillzored enough to take on /b/ and in response Gawker is now experiencing the anal injuries they deserve: To clarify -- there is an apparent attack planned (and underway a bit early): http://boards..org/b/res/254339741 We are addressing the issue, and you may not experience problems. I guess the delicate web flower Foster has never seen /b/ before - after checking out the link he...

Julia Allison, failed famewhore, is maybe, finally coming around to the fact that her career is basically in the trash. Now that I've done both the backs of NYC cabs & the backs of @Jetblue seats, I think we can all agree I've peaked. Time to retire!about 10 hours ago via web Can it be? Is the era of the gawker fameball finally coming to a close? Will Julia finally realize she kinda sorta almost made it, but that her time is up and move back to Chicago to get married? Will she finally stop with the Crapty "lifecasting" bs...

Sarah Lacy, arch nemesis of fun, has spent the last couple of days tweeting about that ginger Conan what's his face hoping he will acknowledge her existence: Last time I saw conan (in person) he was shooting tonight show promos at nbc. Hopefully I'm not bad luck :(8:05 PM Jul 17th via txt was going to write a poignant post about colombia this am but wrote about conan instead. http://tcrn.ch/acCR0d (colombia after coffee)about 18 hours ago via web slightly sad @conanobrien didn't RT my story http://tcrn.ch/acCR0d oh well.about 5 hours ago via web WHAT is it with these famewhores attempting to get the...

Mary Rambin, consultant and blogger, apparently woke up feeling guilty about having a normal 20-something Friday night: Kitty and I are working off the ritas, chips, salsa, AND queso from dinner last night with a little P90X. It’s a great workout!! I added 5 lb weights to the plyometrix routine and kicked my ass! Meanwhile the rest of America's 20-somethings woke up with hangovers, ate a breakfast burrito, drank Gatorade, took a nap, and started preparing to go out and drink again tonight. Can she ever just frocking relax? Damn girl, so you went out and drank and had some nachos....

Jordan Reid Berkow, person who gets interviewed, spent last night reliving her experiences in Los Angeles on her blog. Apparently she was broken into while living in LA JUST LIKE IN NEW YORK!!! She goes on about moving to LA and blah blah and then, she drops these weird statements: When I first moved out to LA after graduation, I knew no one. Well, one person – my ex-boyfriend, Rob, whom I later ended up getting back together with for awhile – but really, I felt quite alone...Over the next few months worse things happened, including some crushing loneliness, and...