Now! RT @BrianLehrer: Is there a glass ceiling in tech? @rachelsklar discusses on @brianlehrer, for @internetweek #iwny http://ow.ly/1V6X6 about 1 hour ago via TweetDeck

Fire up your twitterumblrs! Internet Week, that glorious time in June when the elite few who have computers and internet access get together and talk about how everyone should use the internet, has begun. If you are reading this then you are obviously very 3r33t and have internets, so you are probably attending this event. We are SO JEALOUS! Now in case you are some plebe with a regular job that doesn't pay you to attend these events (like the self-important losers who post on GOMIBLOG) let's look at the totally awesome insidery Crap you won't be learning: Meghan Asha...

Poundcake, the only female employee at tumblr and don't you forget it,  continues her quest to make sure every single person alive knows that guys find her attractive. Look, I'm sure she's a fresh faced, adorable, all American girl or whatever, but this business of constantly reminding the internet that some guy hit on her or said she is attractive  reeeeeeeeeeeks of insecurity. I know I know, welcome to "lifecasting" and "being real" on the internet. But this isn't Poundcake writing a moving, poignant account of her self-esteem issues and talking about how she craves the male attention to validate...

Jordan Reid, non-expert shill blogger tech lady, apparently got written about in the Village Voice and you guys she is on the same list as a D-list celebrity omg!!! I am on the same list as Elizabeth Berkley…and Right Said Fred. Dying. Read the article HERE. How is she "dying"? Jordan, honey, it's not a compliment to be mentioned by Foster Kamer on the "Free Times Of The Hipster Crowd" Village Voice. Is this Renuzit addict so desperate to get press and feel important that even this excites her? Imagine the scene in their Crapshackle apartment: Jordan: KENNY!!! Foster Kamer mentioned...

Laurel Touby, "founder of mediabistro.com. Currently, on sabbatical, traveling the world with @jonfine" according to her twitter, got together with another writer and some random non-tech chicks today at the Gilt Groupe headquarters to discuss a very serious issue: women in tech. at a @GiltGroupe bfast w/Susan Lyne, Alexis Maybank + fellow powerhouse females. Topic: Get more visibility for women in tech. Discuss! about 3 hours ago via foursquare Rachel Sklar, Editor At Sklarge, was also there to give the "women in tech" discussion legitimacy: Breakfast discussing how to correct industry and media blind spot re: women in tech (@...

Meghan McCain, writer and  political expert,  is so totes excited about her sure-to-be-blockbuster book: spent the weekend going over final edits for "Dirty, Sexy, Politics" - I can't believe my book comes out in 3 months!!! so crazy excited!!! about 19 hours ago via web Now don't worry, Megatits didn't forget the important things this long weekend. She started off Memorial Day holiday weekend looking for 12 inches of hot weiner: why isn't there a SONIC in manhattan?!?!?! or a chick-fil-a?!?! I'm craving a cherry limeade and something fried.... 6:13 PM May 29th via web Then she waxed emo about...

I've been getting requests to look into claims that Jezebel, that angry chick website, is now banning commenters and moderating/deleting comments. Now, first of all, I don't read Jezebel because all the posts just seem to have such a lame "Can you BELIEVE this, ladies???" tone to them, and I really don't see the value in picking apart the covers of Cosmo. I also hated Daria, and that seems to be some kind of requirement to be a part of the site. But hey, some of yall love the site and are evidently getting pissed at the high handed tone...

Jordan Reid Strech Bepkow Whoever, woman in tech, is off on a long weekend in Maine - a "dog free" weekend. The vocal animal lover dropped her dogs off at the kennel and took off for a well deserved vacation planned by her omgwonderful husband Kenny. In her absence, let's not talk about how she's a famewhoring failed actress turned shillblogger. Let's talk about pet advocate Jordan's stunning record of perfect pet ownership. Apparently between California and Brooklyn, Miss Jordan managed to lose a pet: i recently decided that i'm deathly tired of los angeles, and am selling my house,...

David and Rachel, King and Queen of tumblropia, are back from their long Asian vacation. First order of business? Redecorate the apartment! We’re replacing all of the furniture in our apartment today. Wish us luck! So...is nobody at all going to say "Hmmmm...." that Le Karp's wannabe 'business' just got handed 10 million dollars a month ago, and since then he and Rachel have taken a not cheap vacation and purchased all new furnishings for their hipster hideout? Look, I'm not directly accusing Karp of anything here. I'm just saying it looks bad. You'd think someone at that company would...

Evan Williams, CEO of the online neurosis exposer twitter, has a baby or something. He spends a lot of time on twitter talking about the wonderment of baby development. More accurately, he spends a lot of time being confounded by baby development: You'd think babies would be confused by mirrors, but they seem to seem normal. about 11 hours ago via web I don't know why people feel the need to tweet every step of their boring walk through parenthood. I guess after tweeting the entire delivery the proud producers of the human containing combined genetic information feel Twitter Baby's...

Mary Rambin, branding consultant, took yesterday off because blogging is hard and she had nothing to say: I don’t have anything to say today. Sorry, just not in the talkative mood I guess…which is strange…but I really only blog when I have something to say. Today, I got nothin’. Not to worry, I’m perfectly content. Happy as a clam. Just not inspired. Hope you have a nice day! Following her lead were her millions of female fans, who just weren't in a working mood and took the day off from work. In unrelated news, mass firings of women were reported...

Jordan Reidshackle, big time eater yall!, is the latest dumb bortch with a tumblr to get the 'omg ur like a tech ladeez!!!' treatment: On June 7, I’ll be speaking at an Internet Week event on Women in Tech-Media (hopefully I’ll be a little less nervous than I was last time). If you’d like to attend – and please do; I’d love to get a chance to meet as many of you as possible! – click HERE to register (it’s only $5). You know, I bet when Bobble sat down and created her tumblr back in the misty past known...

Richard Blakeley has, according to the New York Unified Court System website, "Pled Guilty & Sentence Imposed". We have had word from three sources now that Gawker honchos claimed if Blakeley was guilty he would be canned. We'll wait and see on that info. Comments are open. No Arrington, you can not defend him. UPDATE: Denton apparently clarifies it with twitter, the AP of web 2.0. I guess that means the good news is Dickey won't be losing his job! Everyone take the rest of the day off work to celebrate!

Jordan Reidstrauchelglam has some FAQ up on her site that supposedly addresses all the constant questions about herself she receives. In case you've missed it I'm shoving it into your fat pale catlady faces here. I know how you're all dying to know things like where did Jordan go to school, and is she married? Find out now! What is a “Haphazard Guide to Happiness”? Well, it’s not a “guide” as much as it is an encapsulation of my (ever-so-slightly disastrous, but generally pretty positive) approach to life. I think that there’s an unbelievable amount of negativity out there in...

God I love bikinis. RT @molliechen: emphatic no RT @campbell_g: Are one-piece bathing suits more flattering than bikinis? about 1 hour ago via UberTwitter

Emily Gould, EVERYONE WAVE AT EMILY AFTER SHE FOLLOWS HER GOOGLE ALERT!, now begins the sad descent into blog-to-book deal oblivion. Sales of her book are dismal, and she's basically just concentrating on being the next Julia Childs via her internet cooking show thing. Now, obviously Emily can't just go shut-the--uply into that good night. Popeye Wings gave a snore interview to some blog and as you would expect said absolutely nothing new or different than she has the other 9390238 times she has opened her mouth. Seriously, it's the same Crap as always: how has being internet famous and...

Megatits McCain, political expert, knows exactly who is responsible for the ongoing oil hemorrhage - the other guy: so is this oil spill ever going to get fixed and stop gushing into the ocean? or is the Obama administration just calling it a day? 9:24 AM May 21st via web It's not the ineffectual efforts of BP to minimize the spill in order to cover up what they are doing. No sir, it's the Democratic party. Those basturds with their EPA blah blah and National Wildlife Foundation crap holding up the cleanup. Not since Cher Horowitz has a privileged blonde...

Julia Allison, failtrepreneur, has spent the last 4 years in search of that elusive " you" money she has seen so many of her former tech friends get. Well according to this no doubt totally unreliable and inaccurate site, Julie's blog is worth exactly the cost of 5 Christmas dresses. Considering the source of this info this is not presented as factual news, just as a Monday morning ROFL for us all. Good morning!

David Karp and SUPERCHIO, useless royalty of hipster Brooklyn culture, begin their second week in Japan. David continues to work hard on building a revenue model for tumblr: Having drinks in the Teddy Roosevelt Lounge sponsored by Kirin on a steamboat at DisneySea in Japan. And SUPERCHIO RACHELKITTY helps him understand how capitalism works by spending that new vc funding all over Harijuku: “Kawaiiiiiiiii” — Five sales girls in unison Hey VC folks, congrats on your intelligent funding choices. If I had known all you had to do was become a hipster icon and make some tshirts I woulda presented...

Meaghan O'Connell, important female tech pioneer, is a vocal defender of lady people who have jobs, and resents it when people imply women only get work because of their looks. In fact, to prove her point, Poundcake never loses an opportunity to remind the entire planet that there is a nonstop stream of men informing her of her total and utter cuteness: You have to hand it to him Guy on the street: what's up cutie? Me: hi! Guy: what're you doin tonight, you wanna come home-less with me? I gotta nice spot under a streetlamp. SEE? Poundcake got a...