Last I heard Loddy was in Melbourne or something. 6 days ago he posts this: “Any U/18s looking to party?” #Melbourne And then either attempted to walk into Mordor or was stabbed by Mick Dundee on his walkabout, because it's been radio silence for a week. What the hole, Loddy? There better be some epic posting coming up from you, because your blog is turning out to be as active as Sarah Lacy's.

"thatgirlallison", useless person none of you care about, is opening up a new world for this blog: OMG.  I’m over teacup puppies, I want a Micro Pig. The possibilities are endless, but let's just start with "I always heard pets start to resemble their owners!" Wocka wocka!

As I always say, a cleanse is not truly “cleansing” unless you have a colonic to flush out your system. So, last week, during my cleanse, I experienced a new type of colonic with the Libbe machine that was….a more pleasant experience, if you wil,l so I thought you might be interested to see how easy this beneficial treatment can be. Mary Rambin really likes to talk about having her o ring rinsed. The problem is, I don't really like hearing about it. Aside from my doubts that any human produced in the last 500,000 years of evolution requires a...

OMGBEARS McCarthy is at that age where people start getting married (37 years old? I don't know) and according to her, one of her couplefriends  is totally ed: Lots of my univ. classmates are getting hitched these days, but one I just heard about is first to make me say, "Oh, snap, that won't last."about 9 hours ago from TweetDeck If this sounds like you run, don't walk, up to Carobears and high fiver her on her twitterside for saving you a costly divorce.

antikris, the wannabe Megan Fox of tumblr, is apparently having a hard time being a Vaginal American lately. On 09.25, she threw a bortch picnic for herself by unpacking a wonderful basket of this: But this very minute, my nails are my current gripe. I’ve painted the mother ers 5 times in the past 2 days.  I found this awesome color but the polish is crap and I’ve got either the lumps or the bubbles going on.  I am a complete failure as a girly girl.  I cant wear lipstick, my nails suck, and although I have tried to wear...

Late yesterday afternoon a Mejicano mermaidic creature carried what appeared to be a 12 year old boy from the deep waters off the beach of Vacaciones Inmerecidas. After turning the boy gently over to rescue workers and inquiring if Tom Hanks was still married to Daryl Hannah, she returned to her aquatic dungeon, trapped by the knowledge that unlike Ariel no Prince Eric would ever come, and she would die alone with the scent of decomposing tuna. In other news, a vision of Alice appeared in a tortilla today.

Biz Stone, one half of the ambiguously smart duo that brought  you Crap like "trending topics", really needs an aide to come check his glucose level or something: Can vampires use iPhones with their lifeless fingers? That could make for an awkward moment.about 22 hours ago from Tweetie What in the HELL, dude? My uncle Murray is 94 years old. He thinks the Price Is Right is actually about prisoners competing for a pardon. He once said apples make you go blind. He told me the Loch Ness Monster lives under  his bed. He's 94, Biz. He's allowed to say...

Paul Carr, God's tragic experiment, has posted his latest coma inducing column. After 90 minutes of alternating between nodding off and reading his attempt to justify showing off the fact that an US Weekly staffer emailed him, I found this little nugget: Holy crap! HE’S HERE! All caps – I panicked. I’m terrible at meeting celebrities; I always say exactly the wrong thing. “Roman, great to meet you. Have you met my 12 year old sister? You guys can use my room.” That kind of thing. Because child rape is always hysterical! I don't know about you but boy did...

Rachel Sklar, so rad it's unbelievable!, has a life that's cooler than having sex with Marlon Brando on the North Pole. Wow. At one of the best apt parties I've ever been to in NYC. The overlap of hot and accomplished is off the charts. So is the apt. WANT.44 minutes ago from mobile web That's right, loser. While you sit at home watching 77 Sunset Strip drinking diet coke out of the 2 litre bottle*, Rachel Sklar is at the BEST APT PARTY EVAR. She's not trying to rub it in or anything, but it's important for her to...

Kevin Rose, possessor of the weirdest thumb since Megan Fox, is sashaying about Belgium today. First on the agenda? Get an ironic waffle of course duh! In Belgium, bought this @ the train station. I love this country! http://yfrog.com/0g1e5jabout 2 hours ago from Tweetie In this economy it's comforting to know that Kevin can be ironic even in the absence of slankets and pbr. I look forward to pictures of pints of dark Belgian beer, comments about the architecture, and jokes about throwing cats off rooftops.

Daved Karp's Girlfriend Rachel, most adorable thing since that little monkey beanie baby, is doing her part to feed the Karp. Yay!  Rachel made nine pizzas. Ok...I really want to snark on her BUT I CAN'T. She's so dang cute. Look at her. It would be like kicking a puppy. If she starts making homemade mac and cheese I will have to slam my head in a door.

seanpercival My new office http://flic.kr/p/73ZrhH2 minutes ago from Flickr Random, unorganized computers, with an empty chair lording over it all. It's how I imagine twitter looks in my brain. Moments after this photo was taken, Mr. Percival broke into the Macarena, then proclaimed the Macarena "not gay at all".

Mary Rambin, living study guide for the human skeletal system, proves that only thing sexier than not having an ass is BRAGGING about not having an ass: Check it out. These Rock & Republic “Petite” skinny jeans (I scored at Robert Verdi’s suite) actually fit my barely-there butt. This rarely happens. I’m impressed. No Mary. We're impressed.

thatallisonperson, underweight blogger and professional sycophant, proudly announces that guestofaguest finally acknowledged her existence: Look, mom. I’m on Guest of a Guest.  Aren’t you proud?  (I’m just kidding.) At last her nonstop cultivation of sucking up to gawker employees and men with cameras is paying off! You know, she can really take this and go anywhere with it. What next? Her picture in gawker? Mediabistro? She's already set famegame on fire. Yes we can expect great things from the future famous Allison! I know, I'm just jealous because I want to be on guestofaguest and gawker too. Oh well!

Michael Arrington, harbinger of disaster, is in Hawaii, where a tsunami threatens to dampen his fun*: go away, Tsunami. You're not wanted here. http://www.prh.noaa.gov/ptw...13 minutes ago from web worst part about this tsunami threat is dealing with the parents, who are convinced I'm going to die today. sigh. Bartender!12 minutes ago from web It's the all caps that makes it scary: IF TSUNAMI WAVES IMPACT HAWAII THE ESTIMATED EARLIEST ARRIVAL OF THE FIRST TSUNAMI WAVE IS 0111 PM9 minutes ago from web Of course in a shocking development, impending wetness brought out something in Arri that mankind has never witnessed:...

Have you always dreamed of having a fulfilling career helping others? Got a deep desire to make a difference in the world through understanding, peace, and tolerance? Then please ignore Nick Denton. Know Gawker titles and style? (That doesn't mean reflexive snark, btw.) Need a copywriter. $40/hour. Ping me here or on email.about 2 hours ago from Tweetie That's right you too can now go work for the first name in stuff on the intarwebs for things and words.  Send Neeko a quick note on twitter at @nicknotned full of fawning adoration and perfect punctuation and you could be well...

Paul Carr, techcrunch's fail-proof plan to alienate readers so they can fold already, never really stops bortching about other people who talk Crap about people: Some random c**t just sent an email to me slandering one of my friends. I forwarded it to my friend. Electronic smear campaigns are a cancerabout 12 hours ago from web I can't imagine why Paul Carr isn't settled down in the lake country with a nice sonsy heiress and two lovely sandy haired paulkins. Because, as a rule, women love the word 'c**t'.

Mary Rambin, professional enema user and solid food rejecter, is back to help you get that shiny colon you deserve! Mary lays out the basics of preparing to not eat food. The highlights? "I suggest trying to avoid long interactions, important meetings, deadlines, anything that might make you anxious. Don’t plan lunches and dinners if possible.  The food will be tempting and you won’t focus on your company. ..It’s ok to stay busy, but I suggest keeping to yourself" "A colonic is necessary in my opinion.  Because you aren’t getting the fiber from the veggies to move things along, you’ll...

Sarah Lacy, the insanely hot Silicon Valley girl with just no right to look THIS GOOD at 45 years old (roughly), needs you people to understand how much it sucks to lose a trainer: Last session with my pilates trainer of two years before she moves to denver. Boooooooooooo!12:38 PM Sep 26th from txt Ok I don't know how any trainer could move away from the chance to sculpt one of the sexiest humans currently talking about internet stuff. And what about Sarah? I hope she can find a new pilates person and keep that gorgeous frame taut and supple...

This picture is cute, except my bag is HUGE.  My new skin-care regimen to help my skin look less shinny is working though, right?  Mark my (well, Nick’s actually) words, the face on the left is going to be a meme soon. "thatgirlallison", in her relentless quest to prove to you and others that she is in fact an important and famous part of the NYC social scene, has added yet another Nick McGlynn picture of herself to her blog. Look, that's awesome but seriously, wtf is "random night out"? These idiots act like Anna Wintour sent the Finest Photographer...