Amber Clark, the blogger famous for her ratty blonde hair and towering intellect, like, found a lump in her breast. She made the announcement via snapchat through the licking dog filter. She explained that it's like, a huge lump in like, her breast, but it's like, been there for months so like, she just now went and had it checked out but like, they think it's benign. At this point her husband David pops in to let snapchat know he told Amber they could just cut it out there at home because like, their copay is like, way high. The...

Stasia Bowen, lost 100 lbs one time and has been coasting on that success for two years, has a long history of begging on the internet. Well she's apparently broke again and back to holding a fire sale and GoFundMe. In a gram post she writes a novel length caption attempting to explain why she needs your money. ...today I was presented with an eviction notice...Last week I went three days without electricity...My cell service also is currently off. I've postponed my VSG surgery as well, which is devastatingly heartbreaking...Anyway, I am selling anything possible. And this is something that...

Emily Meyers continues to share her special brand of grieving with her latest post. Here's to a great new week...I'm seeing such positive changes everywhere, for the kids especially. The future feels so bright, but every day holds so much enthusiasm for them. What-the-Fox? Didn't their father JUST DIE? Like 3 months ago? Anyway, her goals for the next week include "wearing more than shades of black and gray" and "filming some family videos" - presumably by "family" she means her spanking new husband and her kids. And in case it's not clear that getting back to being a happy...

Danielle of Shop Dandy, some kind of fashion blogger I guess, has updated her fans letting them know she is safe from hashtag Hurricane Matthew. I'm sure all those families in Haiti will rejoice knowing her affiliate linked outfit is "giving" her "life" during this current trending hashtag time.

Christian (above) and Nikki (below) in their youtube videos Christian Guzman and Nikki Blackketter, the Ross and Rachel of youtube power couples, have broken up yet again. Less than two months after their reunion the pair have announced via dueling youtube videos that they have split for a second time. Christian's video starts off with him reading a written statement. This past Sunday it was brought to my attention that I was lied to about something very important...to be honest I feel betrayed...I can't get over it...my relationship with Nikki has ended...Thank you for the support. He then spends what feels...

Emily Schuman, still trying to make corpse lips happen, just put up one of the most amazing fashion blogger style posts you will ever experience. She has just changed every "business lunch in West Hollywood" outfit game, people. My favorite part of this outfit is also my favorite part of the shoes—the attention to detail—from the knotted leather on the heels, to the bell sleeves on the blouse, with some bold earrings thrown in for good luck. As usual she completely misses the most amazing detail. THE HAIR! Like some demented Cindy Lou Who she bravely sports that ignored cousin...

Emily Meyers, of Freckled Fox fame, has finally announced her weeks old remarriage. Roughly 90 days after putting her "sweetheart" in the ground, she has decided she is "ready to move forward". ...I'm ready to share some news that I've been keeping to myself for the last little while. I'm ready to introduce you to Richard...When I became engaged to Martin, Richard and I parted ways as friends. We didn't reconnect until very recently, and things started moving fast between us. We had grown so close all those years ago, and were very much able pick up where we'd left off. Her...

Fashion and style bloggers are pooping into their c/o pants today after Vogue editors made some choice remarks about their place in the fashion industry. Vogue Creative Digital Director Sally Singer told them to "Please stop. Find another business" while Vogue.com Fashion News Editor Alessandra Codinha said of the behavior of bloggers during fashion weeks: Rather than a celebration of any actual style, it seems to be all about turning up, looking ridiculous, posing, twitching in your seat as you check your social media feeds, fleeing, changing, repeating . . . It’s all pretty embarrassing... Obviously fashion bloggers - excuse me, entrepreneurs...

Neely Moldovan, of Polito v. Moldovan fame, might want to hurry up and decorate that nursery while she still has money left. She and her husband, who last year went viral with their tales of drama concerning wedding photographer Andrea Polito, lost their appeal last month and things seem to be sliding straight into Craptown for the couple. A post by Brian Mullins states: ...Andrea and APP are waiting for a new court date to be set as the Appellate court decision to throw out the motion to dismiss has cleared the way for the lawsuit to proceed. The original cap...

Mode Media, "a publisher for fashion and lifestyle bloggers", announced it is shutting down. Brisbane’s Mode Media has abruptly shut down, leaving bloggers unpaid, investors frustrated and rumors swirling in its wake...The company, a publisher of lifestyle sites and operator of an ad network which placed big brands’ campaigns on smaller websites, told investors and employees Thursday that it was closing its doors after failing to find a buyer or line up financing. Bloggers are naturally furious, most claiming they haven't been paid and demanding to know wtf happened. They have created a twitter hashtag #ModeOwesBloggers, and started a Facebook...

Post-Karp Tumblr continues to slowly morph into The Last Days Of Geocities. They have announced they will now be shoving affiliate links in your posts. In a couple weeks we’re going to start adding something called “affiliate codes” to links on Tumblr that don’t already have one...What are affiliate codes? Basically, they tell a merchant that a customer came from Tumblr. And if there’s a sale, Tumblr may get a commission for the referral. They currently allow you to opt out of affiliate links, but critics wonder how long that will last before Tumblr starts forcing users to pay a fee...

An 18 year old woman in Austria is suing her parents for posting "embarrassing" photos of her as a baby and child to their facebook accounts. They knew no shame and no limit - and didn’t care whether it was a picture of me sitting on the toilet or lying naked in my cot - every stage was photographed and then made public... The photos included diaper changes, potty training, and other childhood events. The parents have refused to remove the photos, because the father feels "since he took the photos he has the right to publish the images".

Shauna Ahern, has gluten problems according to herself, is apparently not making enough money writing books and Kickstarter begging. She has had to lower herself to become...a grocery store person. She made the announcement via a nine grillion word instagram post. This morning I walked into work at 7 am to see this. Already, the day was good. This week, I started a new job for the first time in over a decade. I'm working three days a week at the incredible grocery store on Vashon. Why? I've grown weary of the internet being my only workplace. I like it here...

Bloggers and Instagram thirsties are making panty pudding over a new feature which allows them to block comments containing certain keywords. Instagram co-founder Kevin Systrom said in a blog post e need to promote a culture where everyone feels safe to be themselves without criticism or harassment. Which is awesome in most contexts such as LGBTQ and abortion rights, or ending racism, or preventing schoolkids from being dunked in toilets just for having braces, or even actual sustained targeted instagram harassment. But let's be honest - in this case it probably means instagram will turn into a neverending episode of...

Lauren, of Southern Elle Style which is apparently some kind of wannabe lifestyle blog, posted a moving tribute in honor of the events of 15 years ago. Holding a mug inscribed with the word "Joy" and pigeon toeing while sitting down, Lauren proceeds to tell the world she is Extremely and utterly exhausted from yesterday, but I can only imagine how many people felt like that and worse, 15 years ago and still today. Can't wait to see how they honor the fallen and heroes, today at the Cowboys game... Bloggers: if there is ever a day to not make about...

imogene + willie, the selvedge denim darlings of the Nashville instagram hipster set, seems to be having some problems with their finances. Investors accuse the Eddmensons of using company money to "support a lavish lifestyle of personal indulgence" rather than "developing a wholesale business". In court papers, Celia Hughes, Imogene + Willie’s former chief financial officer, said the company’s accounting books contained many “red flags.”...She cited a $10,000 motorcycle, spa trips and home renovations such as a new bath, doors, furnishings and window treatments as examples of the Eddmensons’ mismanagement of company funds. Matt Eddmenson's personal instagram does feature a lot...

Aunt Becky, medical marvel, evidently didn't raise enough from her GoFundMe to get another apartment. She's now on twitter railing against the friends who ghosted on her when she wound up homeless. Surely she can just arrange another medical problem and get another few months' stay at a hospital?

Glennon Doyle Melton, bruti-full-of-it, posted this weekend about a new special friend. And here is the interesting thing about how I feel introducing her to you here, about bringing my new beloved friend to this space. I feel nervous. I feel so protective of her. Because sometimes it feels like we have guidelines for how we respect each other but we throw them right out the window when it comes to celebrities...I want my friend to be safe here with us just like you are safe here with us. To honor that protective feeling Glennon wrote a long detailed essay...

Megan, 'skinny', loves to document her every breath via Periscope and snapchat. This includes snapchatting her children dancing around unbuckled in what seems to be a moving vehicle. She is SkinnyMeg31 on snapchat and as of now the snap is still viewable in her story. In several successive snaps the kids are dancing and singing in a vehicle that seems to be moving through what looks like a suburban neighborhood. Meg also appears to be driving the vehicle. Seriously, why do bloggers keep doing this?

I guess the headline says it all, but Jessica Quirk, still managing to keep her What I Wore blog limping along, has announced she is indeed squirked up with a tiny female human. I’m so excited to share some fun news with you! Our growing family is excited to announce we have a baby girl on the way! We are thrilled! This pregnancy has been so different from my first so I had a hunch we’d be adding a daughter to our crew. I even started a baby quilt for her room a few weeks before I knew for sure!...