Eric Hites, the begging biker who had to end his "Fat Guy Across America" ride due to heat, attempted yesterday to ride 50 miles - despite heat index predictions of over 100 degrees. He even claimed he intended to sell plasma at the halfway point of his ride saying he had "no choice at the moment" because "that drive from Dallas wasn't cheap". He decided not to go through with selling his plasma after his enabler army begged him not to, but the ride still ended in a predictable manner. So, I headed back home. By that time my water...

Ben Davis, doing life, is yet another guy who is going across America. For the past four or so months he has been walking across the country because why not. But now he is out of money and needs you to pay for the last 700 miles. I almost made it, but as it turns out here nearly 2,400 miles in, I've come up just short on funds allocated for the walk. If you'd like to chip in a couple bottles of Gatorade or some trail mix or whatever you can, I've made it pretty simple; just click the link...

CecilyK, the "former" blogger who has been inexplicably overlooked for Parent Of The Year awards, has announced that her 10 year old daughter "came out at Pride". ...my role as an ally changed in a big way at this year’s Pride parade, when my daughter said, “Mom,” and then took a deep breath, looked me deep in the eyes and said, “I know what I am now. I’m pansexual.” Cecily says she asked her 10 year old "queer daughter" why she "thinks it’s important to be public about it, and she said, “Kids need to know it’s OK. Also, I give no...

Eric Hites, the Moby Dick of fail whales, announced on his facebook page that he and his albino smurfette friend are now back home in Indiana to regroup. In an endless video featuring his neckbeard and more excuses than a post-Ashley Madison marriage counseling session, Eric blathers about his latest big plan. We're basically doing a 30 day bootcamp...I'm going to be working out at the gym AND riding every day. We're gonna be workin' on my diet, we're gonna be workin' with the medical, we're gonna be workin' with the dental, we're gonna be workin' on the RV, everything...

Courtney Snowden, some instamommy in Utah, recently informed her 10k+ followers that her youngest child would be flying alone to another state. Just to make sure the whole internet had the details, she posted a picture of his itinerary to her public instagram. Sure. This seems like a safe idea.

Jenna, that person, does not celebrate Father's Day. Instead she and the family spent Sunday together doing things as a family. They started off with a nice family Sunday walk, and like most totally hip cool moms, Jenna spent the walk taking nips from her inspirational message flask. Once they reached the playground ol' Sippysides really got in the spirit of family. The day ended with a snap apparently taken from bed before sundown, which is generally how day drinking ends. What a Happy Uncelebrated Father's Day!

Tiffany Raina, still pimping out her plump baby, is also pimping out a "friends shop". Despite tragedy upon tragedy the past seven days, Tiffy would like you take a moment of silence...for baby clothes. Obviously followers informed her that her wording was pretty tone deaf considering the past week's events. Tiffany responded that "it's a figure of speech, and you took it way too literal. I'm advertising my friends shop. This has nothing to do with world events. Get over yourself."

Jenna Beaugh, she eats lives and runs, is terribly sad. So sad that she can't even look at the news. But she won't let that stop her from pushing the awesomeness of her mlm. When everything on TV and media seems so negative right now, it makes me even more thankful that my job is SO positive and uplifting...I'm thankful I get to mentor such an amazing team of women who are all about radiating JOY and helping others. Yep, sorry about all the death and horror, but at least Jenna is happy to shill Beachbody! So glad she can...

Zsuzsanna, of Are They All Yours, doesn't understand why people are upset about the Pulse Massacre. If the news had been that a ring of p**oph**es was shot and killed, no sane person would be mourning. Those who believe the Bible ought to know that sodomites are reprobate, and thus capable of any perversion, having the mind of animals. This includes pedophilia. Of course, the average brainwashed American will protest this notion, but facts are stubborn things. Her facts include a deranged email, because obviously one email represents all gay people. And that email proves that the evil gays are...

Tiffany Raina, the ultimate instagram stage mom, didn't manage to get on the Ellen Show. But her baby pimping gram feed certainly is getting attention. Her instagram is full of such hypercreepy comments. Just another reason to think twice about creating instagram accounts of your child.

Young House Love, they just can't stay away I guess, are joining basically every other waning blogger by moving to podcasting. Because podcasting is super cool with all the kids and is like trendy-dizzle represent dawgs. Or something. The first question on everyone’s mind is probably: why a podcast? (And for anyone whose first question is actually “what’s a podcast?” we’ll get to that in a moment). The short answer to the whole “why ” question is that we’re podcast junkies, especially me, and we got excited to try something new and a little bit different for us. Sure. Ok. They currently have...

Clare, not some obese binge eater, has allegedly been seeing a new guy lately. According to him, he's handsome, and educated, and makes six figures. He also apparently likes to go nutburgers on women on dating apps. Connor has since disappeared from social media. No word on whether Clare intends to continue dating the pseudo-MRA brofail.

Jo Goddard, Shakespeare expert, has finally found a new editor for her yawn farm, 'Cup of Jo'. To the surprise of nobody  the new hire is yet another skinny white brunette Brooklyn type. When commenters responded with some bewilderment that Jo hired just another Jo Clone, she replied that she is totes going to hire some diversity. we’re hoping to hire another person later this year, and we have some great new freelancers of different races, ethnicities and sexual orientations, so please stay tuned! Look, let's be honest: Cup of Jo isn't really a site targeted towards chubby wage-job having...

Elena, expert in the art of not making homosexual babies, has finally acknowledged that she and her robotic looking husband are no longer joined in a mutually beneficial financial arrangement. In her announcement post she says she is coming clean because divorce is "not a subject widely discussed or talked about" and "it should be". I can’t discuss the whys here. It wouldn’t be fair to Lexi’s dad...I don’t hold anything against him, and hope to stay friends and parents and hope that with time he will not hold anything against me. Evidently they've been over for 2 years, which...

Jordan Reid, ramshackle trains of thought, honored Memorial Day by informing everyone she had a premonition about 9/11. On September 11, 2001, I woke up several hours before my first class because I was startled awake by a dream in which I died in a fiery explosion. In this dream I went to heaven, where I sat on a hilltop and watched things burn way down below. I wanted to remember that dream, and sat down at my computer to start writing it down. And so I was awake when my father called to tell me about the plane that had hit the...

Congrats on your properly moisturized hand situation! Janae, previously divorced, is now engaged. She has allegedly known her fiance for about two months. She talked about their meeting in a recent post. ...we were set up on a blind date and we clicked instantly (although, I was my normal awkward self of course for that first date and talked a million words per minute and told stories that had no relevance to anything)….  It was weird because I even told about 8 people leading up to the blind date that I had a really good feeling about this one... Anyway, they...

Emily Schuman, the clean fresh hair behind Cupcakes and Cashmere, launched her eponymous bedroom decor line this week. It allegedly sold out on the Nordstrom site within hours, though it was all back in stock like half a second later so I'm not sure how that qualifies as "sold out". She says she wanted the line to feel "intentional", I guess because "intentional" is the new "curated" and can't be used by everyone often enough to describe everything they do or buy or make. She then explains her inspiration. The Moroccan Geo pillow is a personal favorite, with prints and tassels...

Amanda Lauren, bridesmaid dress expert, had a post published yesterday on XOJane in which she explains why she is glad her former friend died. Some reasons included not being the kind of adult Amanda felt she should be. ...something about her mindset that had had just stopped evolving after high school. Her apartment was always filthy and her bedroom had clothing strewn about everywhere. She didn't take pride in her home or respect her own property...She also didn't have real boyfriends or go out on dates. While dating in L.A. is hard, I feel like she probably had no concept of how...

Jaime Primak Sullivan, uploads videos on Facebook, recently discovered something very weird. What she found was some random apparent wannabe Facebook blogger reciting her video content in her own video. Word for word. The woman, Monica Dominguez Alvarez, is shown in an edited video next to Jaime's original as she tearfully tries to pass off some kind of 'it gets better' pep talk as her own.   Obviously Monica responded in a mature, apologetic manner. LOL JK of course she didn't. She immediately began posting about how women should support each other before finally turning to pure bravado. Jaime's supporters are telling...

Hey Natalie Jean, former instagram darling and book author, is saying goodbye to blogging. She says she agonized a bit over her "flounce" post. What did I want to say in this, my very last blog post? What are the messages? The themes!? What does a reader even look for in a good flounce post anyway? I definitely wanted it to be, like, AN ESSAY. You know, one of the good ones. Make it mean something!...But the more I thought about it the more I was sure, I'm just really over it. Thus, instead of the long thoughtful essay, she got right...