Hey Natalie Jean, so minimalist that she needs a storage unit, is giving Kon-Mari another try. This post came on the heels of Natty surrounded by a pile of collaboration clothes and telling us "the more denim the better". So I guess the idea of Kon-Mari is to throw out everything and get all new stuff every 3 months? Or no? Because that's what all the bloggers pushing it seem to be doing.

Natalie Now, the former Mormon In Manhattan who is now a Mormon in Utah, continues to be the most pregnant woman who ever pregnanted. She has lots of tips for you other pregnant ladies, including how to pose for your bump pics. See, Natalie believes that "preg or not, my hand doesn't need to touch my pubic bone!" Of course, she doesn't really care that much. When someone commented "it's not really about posting what other people want to see or not see right?" Natalie responded "you do you! Who cares?!"

Aunt Becky, recently released after a "coma", is back in the hospital for the 453235th time. That's right - she's claiming to have broken her titanium hardware for the second time in three months. It seems she knew something bad was coming, because she was vague posting weirdness last night. This latest health crisis may put a damper on Becky getting that "dream job" she claimed she would be interviewing for tomorrow. Poor thing. Maybe another one of her friends can start yet another GoFundMe!

Kath Eats Real Food, recent guest of the White House, has confirmed months of speculation. Matt and I are separating. Some of you are probably shocked and others have suspected, as he hasn’t been as front and center on the blog as he once was. This wasn’t an overnight decision, but something that has been building, or rather unraveling, for over a year. Her announcement post goes on to say the separation is "bittersweet and totally mutual", and that they have simply "started traveling down separate paths".

Kath Younger, old money Southern belle, recently attended a Let's Move event hosted at the White House. Knowing you should bring your sartorial A-game when meeting the FLOTUS, she chose a timeless look that represented all that is great about this capitalist society we call Murrica. image credit: grocery store lady KERF rocked what appears to be a vintage Mary Kay sales leader jacket and top from their 2011 line. She paired the gorgeous belted jacket, which accentuated her ballerina waist perfectly, with a dark skirt and simple jewelry. Her hair was worn down in unfussy runner's waves. All in...

Lord & Taylor, the retailer who used instagram 'influencers' and fashion bloggers to flood your feed with that paisley dress last March, has settled with the FTC over allegations that they "deceived customers by paying for advertisements on fashion blogs" without disclosing that the posts were ads. The FTC also alleged that Lord & Taylor failed to disclose that it had pre-approved each post, required that the posts include the retailer's social media handle and hashtag, and that each poster had been given the dress -- as well as payment of up to $4,000 -- in exchange for their endorsements....

Jenna Cole, dedicated full time mom and wife, was deeply inspired by #internationalwomensday. She took to instagram to explain why she's an amazing feminist. ...this image caught my attention and seems the most relevant to what I'm working through right now as a woman...I completely skipped the decade of life normally dedicated to self-exploration and -definition, and it is crucial for me to make up lost time...I am Jenna, first. And once my needs and dreams are defined and addressed I can start working to assist those around me with theirs. You go, girl! Lord knows Jenna could use more...

In a study that almost confirms what pearl clutchers have been saying for years, many kids entering their tween and teen years say they would really rather their parents leave them out of their social media. ...esearchers at the University of Michigan, studied 249 parent-child pairs distributed across 40 states and found that while children ages 10 to 17 “were really concerned” about the ways parents shared their children’s lives online, their parents were far less worried. About three times more children than parents thought there should be rules about what parents shared on social media. Children gave examples of...

Gala Darling, boob job feminist, has announced her latest woo filled moneymaking scheme. She will now charge you lucky people $145 for a class on "Emotional Freedom Technique". Her sales pitch is pretty strong: I discovered tapping in 2006 and the first thing I used it for was to clear myself of the daily asthma attacks I’d been experiencing since I was 10 years old...I tapped to dismantle the depression that had plagued me since the age of 13, and then — in one night — tapped to stop my eating disorder in its tracks. Her system is a "combination of written and...

Dooce, formerly relevant, had a rare drama filled week. It all started when some instagramer reposted one of the grillion pics of Chuck to their account. She responded with her usual tact and good humor on facebook. I OWN THIS PHOTO, ALL YOU LOW-LIFE PIECES OF SHIT-EATING CRETINS WHO ARE INCAPABLE OF PRODUCING CONTENT ON YOUR OWN. Evidently not getting the obsequious apologetic response she was used to, she took to twitter to continue her rant. She then carpet bomb reported gram accounts for copyright infringement. This somehow escalated into Dooce being afraid for her safety when she discovered instagram passed on...

French officials have started to remind parents that posting pictures of their children online could land them a lawsuit or jail time in the future. The Telegraph reports: Under France’s stringent privacy laws, parents could face penalties as severe as a year in prison and a fine of €45,000 (£35,000) if convicted of publicising intimate details of the private lives of others — including their children – without their consent. While according to the Daily Mail "French children could sue their parents for posting pictures of them" online. Facebook vice-president Jay Parikh says the company is considering introducing a warning asking if parents...

In a surprise twist of events that surprises absolutely nobody Becky Harks, mommy wants money, now has a GoFundMe. It was set up by a 'friend' who shared the harrowing tale of Becky's past few months. ...Becky needs our help.  In December 2015 Becky fell and broke her hip and femur for the SECOND time. She was also thrust into a coma, during part of which she was "awake" but has no recollection of her daily life because she had fallen deep into the rabbit hole. Depression is a killer my friends - and  that and an infection after her...

Tiffany Wilcox, her daughter is popular, is tired of her instagram followers demanding ever more pictures of her popular daughter. Saying she "didn't "put" my daughter in the limelight" and claiming she "didn't ask for any of this, it just happened", Tiffany - whose feed is about 95% pictures of her chubby baby girl - ended by commenting that she was "simply stating let me post pictures of my daughter on my own terms and stop hounding me".

Eric Hites, fat guy going across America in an RV, has added a new member to his team. Yes the 'power couple' have added a puppy to their traveling failcircus for some reason. I guess he really showed Dr. Phil, eh?

J, fashion blogger and God lover, wants to share how she has reconciled her faith with her shopping habits. She recounts an astounding moment of clarity while shopping for jeans one day, a tale that will warm your heart and prove that the Lord wants you to always have whatever you want. As I stood in line to pay for them, I did a happy dance and prayed “God, thank you so much for this blessing. You knew how much I wanted those jeans and you provided a way for me to have them on my budget. Thank you Lord!!”...That’s...

Aunt Becky, the human equivalent of a telenovela, has posted the dramatic tale of her latest trip to the hospital for her broken femur. ...I realize they have stabilized my neck. Frighteningly, I have absolutely zero memory of the incident leading up to this ambulance – I only know that my femur and hip are broken. For the second time in two months...Then it all goes black. She recounts what was going on around her...while she was in a coma. Apparently the doctor said she "snapped the titanium rod in two pieces" and it was "by far one of the...

NieNie, best mom ever, enjoyed a fun-filled ice walking frolic with her children recently. Normally they shuffle out onto Utah Lake and behold God's majesty in a "mystical and calm" manner. Not this time! This trip however, was a little less calm since Oliver slipped through the ice into water about 100 feet from the shoreline. We all freaked out for about 20 seconds, and then began laughing hysterically. It certainly cut our playtime short since he was frozen to his waist. Not that I can complain.  I was freezing. She says they were all in their pajamas and "so not really prepared...

Naomi and Josh Davis, of the Von Derp Family Traveling Circus, took their omglittles to Australia. They have now posted a vlog of their journey and it's a wonderful video featuring their kids being obnoxious for a day and a half. Highlights include their kids tearing around the airport screeching while Derp sits on the ground on his phone sorting out their visas, their kids spending hours on the plane screeching and reaching through the seats at each other, their baby opening a cup and flinging water, their kids climbing all over the plane, and one of their precious heavenly...

Eric Hites, the fat guy who is making his way across America on a bike at the speed of glacial displacement, will be able to see himself on the Dr. Phil show today. But it seems Eric is angry at the outcome of his big media appearance. He is claiming the Dr. Phil Show misrepresented what his episode would be about, and then manipulated him into making himself look bad. They led me In to help me face my bullies, they flat out lied and then did edits and made me do things I normally wouldn't do...Then made me buy...

Roosh V, the man who once claimed his "default opinion of any girl I meet is worthless dirty whore until proven otherwise", has had to cancel his Return of Kings meetup after a women's boxing team said they'd be showing up. Of course, the RoK website says it's because the evil SJWs stirred up controversy making it unsafe for the sausage party to get together and talk about how much they love rape. He also filed police reports out of fear for his own precious life because all those mentally ill ugly chicks were sending him death threats. When the police showed up...