Josi Denise, apparently a former mommy blogger, posted some screed the other day basically telling everyone their mommy blog "sucks".  She informed her former peers "nobody is reading your sh*t" and that they are "wasting" their money chasing blog fame. And it went on. And on. She ranted at women for pretending to be happy... Love my hubby, love my life, love my kiddos, love jesus, love cupcakes, love it all! No. You are not that happy in your every day life. Nobody buys it. And if they do, you’re just making them feel bad about themselves. ...and told mommy...

Jenna, still living absolutely, has been half ass hinting about smoking weed on social media since around the time she dyed her hair Cecily Kellogg pink. Well now she is determined to make it clear in case you didn't get those hints - Jenna is smoking the marijuanas. Yep, That Wife is now totes a stoner u guiz. The 31 year old mother of two posted this to snapchat so you would be in no doubt that she is super San Francisco hipster cool now. Nevermind that even Martha Stewart knows how to roll - smoking pot obviously makes you...

After just three years online The Toast has announced they'll be shutting down July 1st. In a convo style post announcing the closing Nicole mentioned having to pay costs out of pocket and evidently after talking about the revenue problem she and Mallory asked themselves "would we want to keep running the site as a vanity project?" The answer, she said, was "Probably not!" Nicole went on to say that further discussion led them to the conclusion that "it had become clear that the bigger issue was not money, really, it was just…not wanting to do it anymore". Mallory added: It’s difficult...

Kiel James Patrick, the Gatsby of social media, evidently posted a weird instagram pic implying he was facetiming with Gigi Hadid and his wife. The post seems to have disappeared from his feed. That's ok; the original is still on his wife's gram feed. So...can someone explain what that was? Did Sarah screenshot the same facetime and crop out the gents? Or did KJP photoshop a faketime convo to impress...I'm not sure who?

Belle Gibson, the Australian woman who claimed healthy eating cured her brain cancer, might be heading to court for lying about healthy eating curing her cancer. Consumer Affairs Victoria says they are taking civil action against Belle in Federal Court. They "will be seeking financial penalties" and "injunctions to ensure that that conduct is not undertaken again", on the grounds that "claims made by her round when she suffered the illness, her therapies in respect of that illness and what she did with her own alternative remedies are false and misleading and deceptive". Meanwhile, Penguin - the folks who published her...

Shauna Ahern, working on yet another book, has jumped on the 'blogging is dead' bandwagon. In an interview with some blog no one cares about Shauna says she read on that there google machine that "in four to five years 75 percent of the Internet is going to be video, not text". I’ve noticed that blogs don’t really matter any more. Very few people are starting blogs these days. There’s Tumblr, Instagram, Periscope – people can do social media without a blog. A lot of people have stopped writing. Even the notion of a website is antiquated now, because you...

Matt Logelin, the dad who has been cashing in on his appeal to the casserol-bringer set for the past 8 years, might have his life story made into a movie - possibly starring Channing Tatum. He seems very excited about the prospect of a celebrity buddy. We haven’t met yet, but if this moves forward, I’m hoping that we’ll be hanging out a lot, and if we do, I’m sure we’ll become fast friends. He then switched to pimping his new book, which is evidently supposed to be "a funny reminder to all children that their dad could be way worse...

Rach Parcell, the pink-loving Nordstrom shopper behind Pink Peonies, officially launched her online store today. She's apparently selling clothes she designed. But she says it's not like that time she designed jewelry. According to her comment on instagram that whole fiasco wasn't really her fault: ...I was in a licensing deal. I was unable to make final decisions on design because I was not the one funding the business. I hired a lawyer to get me out of that contract because I didn't agree with some of the decisions being made and they told me things that would happen that...

Jenna, now living absolutely, has discovered Periscope. For those of you who don't know, Periscope is basically a live webcam/webcasting app where people can use their phone to broadcast whatever they want. A lot of people use it for things like walking around interesting places and talking about what they see, or at events where they describe the scene for people who aren't there. Others use it to record or broadcast classes for review or home students. Some use it to show off their penises. Jenna of course uses it to sit and talk about herself and how hard life is....

Sara Jenks, expert at life, says "very few people talk about the truth of the struggle of motherhood", and since no one is sharing how hard life is, it's "ue high rates of postpartum depression, isolation, eating disorders and divorce". But Sara and her superbeef are brave and real. Just a few days ago I texted her, “What do you do when your nanny cancels, you have 3 blog posts to write and the baby won’t stop crying?” ...During almost every conversation about how hard it is to be a mom and the ridiculous things that happened to us the past...

If you miss the adventures of that hipster Barbie instagram, maybe you'll enjoy Barbie Savior. It's an account evidently making fun of white girls who go to Africa and take voluntourism selfies. So go have fun with that if you're into those barbie lampoon gram feeds!

Rachel Parcell, the "jewelry designer" and alleged seven figure a year blogger, has announced her fertility issues seem to be over. This little baby (who already is kicking up a storm) was a BIG surprise!!! It took me a year (and one round of clomid) to get pregnant with Isla Rose so I never would’ve imagined I would get pregnant with my next baby so quickly! Saying she "only had one period between Isla and this baby" she goes on to share the details of buying and taking a pregnancy test in Italy. No word on whether she has scheduled...

Brandon and his girlfriend Nat, they promise they aren't rich, are a couple of college kids who both love Nat's behind and traveling the world. So when Brandon received his financial aid money for school, the choice on how to spend it was obvious - take his girlfriend's rump on a trip to Thailand. Hi my name is Brandon and my school just gave me $2,500 in financial aid to spend on textbooks and supplies. And my girlfriend has never left the country before, and I know the one place she’s always wanted to go. And I decided to do...

Jenna Cole, ladycoder and expert at selfing, has started yet another internet presence. In a rambling introduction she explains what Living Absolutely is all about. Living out loud. Jumping in with both feet...Drinking in everything that feeds your Self. Putting your Self first...Experimenting. Trying new things. Trying all the things. Living out your vision board yet being willing to burn the board the next day because you’ve changed your mind and have new dreams to chase after. So far it seems to mostly be a depository for Jenna's Toastmaster 'speeches'. This latest addition to her online existence joins her two new...

It's time once again for the RewardStyle Con, the event that allows selected style bloggers to feel superior to those who did not make enough money to attend. Everyone is already gramming their brains out, providing behind-the-scenes looks at their totally unique experiences. We have the Breakfast On A White Bed grams. theteacherdiva, jolynneshane, monikahibbs, bohostylefile And there's the My Feet By The Pool selfies. bigblondehair, kailee_wright, jadorefashion, scottcoop12 And the Everyone Posing In Front Of The Same Wall pics. enh410, styledsnapshots, kateireneblue, bohostylefile I guess a good brick wall wasn't available. Queen Bee Amber spent the week preparing with...

Gia, marathon running philanthropist mom, announced on Sunday that she would not be running the 2016 Boston Marathon because she made a little oopsie last year. As I said before I was unable to run with my bib last year. However someone did run with that bib. I gave it to a friend...Based on an “anonymous tip” the BAA found out. They had photo proof that I wasn’t the runner who ran with my bib. This breaks their rules and disqualifies me from running in any further BAA races. This evil snitch left poor Gia broken hearted since she had...

Jordan Reid, wants to sell you a "mom bod" sweatshirt, has taken a break from peddling "mom bod" sweatshirts in order to post a limping justification of why her new boob job is totes about loving your "mom bod" and also feminism or something. Claiming she wrote about her "journey" because she wants to remove the stigma of cosmetic surgery, she tells us that it "shouldn’t involve feelings of shame and guilt and embarrassment" to have a procedure that basically nobody shrinks away from discussing publicly anymore. Her #sobrave boob job confessional comes just months after admitting she was getting botox, an admission...

Jessica Quirk, vacationer, has started a series called "52 Thoughts" which is apparently her way of inserting complaints about her hard, hard life into her "personal style blog". This week we are treated to Messica's feels about how hard it is for her to be A Creative in the cruel arena of the public eye. Evidently she read Big Magic on her 90293035th vacation this year and she's decided she doesn't care if you like her work anymore. It’s not my job to please the masses when I get dressed...and it’s also not my job to try to cater to...

Katie, she runs, has posted an important message for those of you lost in suicidal feelings and depression. See, recently someone who Katie had never met took his own life. Katie decided she "wanted to write about it in the hopes that I can do my part". I have been very open about the fact that I battle depression...Each and every time I've felt that way, it eventually got better. Those dark moments don't last forever, even though they feel like they will. I say this because if you're going through something like that, now or in the future, just...

Instagram, the social media platform where boring people can make their lives look amazing, is changing their display algorithm to prioritize posts they think you'll like the most instead of displaying your feed in chronological order. Naturally this means the intarwebs needs to freak out. Even Kendall Jenner is complaining about the algorithm armageddon despite instagram saying they "assure you nothing is changing with your feed right now". Unfortunately all the notification begging is having the opposite effect, turning some followers off a feed completely. No matter - the instagram famous will probably all quit the platform in protest, sort...