Influencers Had Such A Hard Year, Guys

Happy New Year, hams! Well day after New Year’s. I swear I meant to post this yesterday but tbh I just wanted to bounce out the full cavity blast that was 2024 in bed with a jug of water and a Milky Way on my day off rather than writing a wrap up post nobody cares about anyway. But I really don’t want these seriously tone deaf statements to be missed so please enjoy Influencers Acting Like Their Year Was Worse Than Yours, Quarter Century Edition.

Rach Parcell had a tough year getting new wheels and shopping at luxury stores on her various vacations.

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Pin Thin Rach Parcell Has To Be Rage Baiting, Right?

Rach Parcell, the Draper doorknob mostly known nowdays for finding excuses to indulge in pharmafun, has now seemingly resorted to becoming a body check clapback queen. After achieving the sort of skeletal physique beloved of early Tumblr anamia girls she looks to be pivoting into ragebait – with lots of behold-my-bones content. Clearly noticing that such posts get about a grillion times the engagement as photos of her middy kiddies inspired her to post…whatever the worrisome hell this is.
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Rach Parcell Got High Again

Rach Parcell, skeletal chic, had to go in for another hit of gas – er, a tooth repair. The ‘perkies’ party mom apparently ‘cracked’ a tooth and required enough gas to get ‘high as a kite’ for the simple fix.

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Handsome Squidward Is The New Facial Aesthetic

Mikayla Nogueira, does not look like that, has been ramping up her blatant filter use the past few months. Based on photos below, sometime after the beginning of 2024 she discovered the ‘Handsome Squidward’ filter. This is the ‘trendy face shape’ that seems to be replacing the ‘alien head’ shape of 2021 – and it’s everywhere.

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Rach Parcell Will Play Peekaboo

Rach ‘Perkies’ Parcell, party mom, is currently on an Our Marriage Is Fine vacation with her mind reading husband. Last night they decided to head out to dinner on the chill island resort. Of course Rachel chose to dress like she’d been dipped in glue and dragged through Nomi Malone’s yard sale, and then provided proof of her sexy sexy marriage with an upskirt instagram story post.

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Rachel Parcell Will Not Be Moving To Texas Yet

Rach Parcell, whose pajamas are ‘sheer’ not ‘see through’, announced this morning that all the health drama of late has has changed her mind about moving.

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Rachel Parcell Yet Again Sparking Questions About Her Designs

Rach Parcell, fashion brand person, has just dropped her ‘Essentials Collection‘ – and already customers are asking why they can find the same thing somewhere else.

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