Amanda, the woman who claims her husband's mistress forced him to cheat, is back with a new blog. Calling herself a "radically honest and brave woman" for publishing "about her husband and his five-year affair with a blackmailing sexual sociopath", she shares the brutal hardship she is enduring since her marriage busted up. It’s amazing what I’ve learned to live without for the last two months...my car payment is due today, that Ricky Bobby is legally responsible for, and it isn’t getting paid...Will I gracefully learn how to live without...my precious convertible BMW... She also goes on about being "surprised...

Laci Urcioli, self-anointed mother of the year, apparently spent her Saturday night instagramming her young son enjoying a glass of wine. Afterwards, she posted a video of him apparently slurring and glassy eyed while a delighted follower lol'd about her son being "wasted".

Jon at Bookish Antics has posted a bizarre tale of catfishing in the book blogger world. He says a "woman 'named' Corinne Rosanna Catlin has been contacting bloggers such as myself and masquerading as a publicity assistant" at Penguin Books. He claims she is sending out purchased Advance Reader Copies to send out along with her own book in an effort to trick bloggers into reviewing her work. I got mail from Corinne in a box with a Penguin Random House label and a letter that was supposedly from Penguin Young Readers. I received one of the ARCs I requested,...

Essena O'Neill, the teenager who made a big deal about getting off social media, has taken to emailing her 'fans' to keep them updated. In her latest email update she repeats the story of her amazing fame and beauty, in case you forgot she was famous and beautiful. I grew up being a teen idle...I became signed with one of Australia’s biggest modelling agencies in a matter of weeks...meeting with lots of different agencies and having proposals for major modelling and YouTube deals...I told my family, ‘I can’t do this. I don’t want to model. I don’t want to even...

Aunt Becky, can break her femur just by standing up, has evidently spent "nearly the past month in the hospital". Um, ok, sure. Her life is turning into a really bad story arc on Grey's Anatomy or something. Are her fangirls still buying this crap?

Happy New Year's Eve, hams! To guide us gently out of 2015 here's a final 'lol wut'. Elena, art of making a flasher, posted what she called an "hilarious" photo of her daughter lifting up her shirt for the mailman. Ha. Well ok then. Thanks Elena, everyone needed to know this. Everyone stay safe tonight and I'll be posting the 2016 GOMIBLOG Awards voting page with the final categories when our hangovers go away on Monday.

Tiffany Wilcox, famethirsty, is ready for her close-up, Ms. DeGeneres. She posted a picture of her "fluffy" naked baby two weeks ago and promptly began creaming herself when the image went viral. She's now taking every opportunity to fame vampire even more attention from her roly poly offspring. She's obviously busy making a big show of telling off anyone who thinks her 99th percentile "mini-me" might want to sign up for Weight Watchers, because everyone knows manufacturing drama over a child will shoot you straight into seats next to Ellen and Joy Behar. Why simply delete and block comments about...

Shani Grimmond, apparently a beauty vlogger, has angered the planet with a recent snapchat. On her snapchat, she posted a picture of a gigantic nazi flag hanging in her brother’s apartment and her and her friends dancing around it and laughing. A few moments later, she posted a follow-up snapchat saying ‘not my flag’, indicating that she knew the meaning of it and wanted to distance herself away from it. Alleged screenshot of Snapchat There was soon a response posted to her instagram - featuring a pic of Shani sunning her legs by the pool - along with an explanation....

Gala Darling, the "international playgirl" trying to be a "self-love" guru, has some feminist news. Five months after finally announcing the end of her marriage Gala has revealed she went under the knife and got a new pair of juicers. In a rambling post she says she "never hated my B cups, and in fact, I never really thought about their size until this summer" (so, basically when she started dating a new guy? hm) and "started thinking about getting a boob job". So she talked to a doctor and within hours was consulting an astrologist to determine the best...

Jess Lively, peddler of "living with intention" internet classes, has announced via podcast that she and her husband have chosen to consciously "complete" their marriage. Mr. Lively sounds absolutely thrilled about it. I want people to know that I’m happy, that I’m not depressed, that I still love Jess, I look forward to still being close friends, I’m excited about our future lives, I cherish the past five years, and everything is okay. Really, everything is okay. Jess made the announcement while interviewing fellow woo shoveler Katherine Woodward Thomas, the woman who gifted the world with the term "conscious uncoupling".

Happy Friday, hams! It's been a while since we did a book reading. I have a few lined up again, so let's do a few over the next few weeks. Now, I was going to go to this today but I decided instead to bring you Ramshackle Glam's second book. So. Yeah. Sigh. Share my suffering as I slog through the painful prose of 'Carrying On: Style, Beauty, Décor (and More) for the Nervous New Mom'. (more…)

Here is a nice evening lol for everyone - InstagramHusband.com, a satirical support group for those poor men forced to photograph their wives for instagram. If you did not laugh at that video then you don't spend enough time on instagram. SOMI, Instagram Husband!

Rebecca Minkoff is a pretty notorious blogger butt kisser, so I guess it's no surprise she has "customized one of her best-selling bags for each blogger’s distinct style and the cities they call home". Basically she released her Chanel boy bag knockoff looking thing in black, red, and pink and slapped three bloggers' names on them. If you're interested (you're not) the bloggers involved are Blair Eadie (of Atlantic-Pacific) Wendy Nguyen (of Wendy’s Lookbook) and Daniela Ramirez (of  Nany’s Klozet). The underwhelming collaboration can be seen here - they are supposedly limited edition runs of only 100 bags each, but they've been out for a week...

After causing an uproar for blocking affiliate linking, Pinterest is yet again angering bloggers by marking a bunch of them as spammers. Pinterest users aren't thrilled either. There doesn't appear to be a response from Pinterest as to what's going on.

Brandy Wooten, apparently an influential blogger, posted a weird, expletive laden video of herself verbally abusing a McDonald's employee. It seems they didn't have Brandy's fresh baked cookies ready for her on her arrival, even though she calls ahead "every time". (I would recommend you not watch this video if you don't like loud curse words.) Telling the poor drive through woman she is "a real blogger" and intends to "tag" her, she then invites people to follow her on facebook before calling the employee a "raggedy a**". The employee then tells her to have a nice day, to which...

In the fine tradition of trying to transition blog semi-fame into a retail venture, Miss James has announced "TWO SON". Saying the project has been in the works for two years, James describes it as "a menswear, womenswear, and housewares store in Nashville". It appears the store will  basically be yet another small stock shop with light wood and white walls and Schoolhouse lighting. So far it all looks like a generic factory of waning gram trends; as one ham put it, the store's instagram wins "the award for the world's most beige-est instagram feed". According to James the store...

MckMama, thin and successful, would like to show you her holiday manicure. Obviously the best time to take a picture of your manicure is while you careen down the road at 70 mph. Why do people keep doing this?

Summer Bellessa, wannabe youtube star, took her potty training son out Black Friday shopping at Target. I know...already the momhams out there are thinking what a fantastic idea this was. What could go wrong? Well if something does go exactly the way all reason and mother nature would predict, make sure you take a pic of it in the middle of the aisle while your son cries. Instamommies - they'll make their kid stand around in pee soaked jeans if it means they can post a bon mot on the gram. Happy holidays!

Happy Eat-And-Argue-With-Family day to all us American hams! If you're in need of another carb at the table but all out of unique ideas, blogger Stavvers has an idea you can steal. I am making sourdough. I started the starter on Saturday afternoon...I bunged something a little bit unconventional in the starter: yeast from my vagina. Yes, Stavvers (who has already hashtagged the event with the delightful #c**tsourdough) used as "much vaginal yeast as I could scrape off a dildo I put in my vagina" in her sourdough starter and is now sitting around seeing if she can get some dough...

It's so slow around the intarwebs the past week, so I thought we would play a game called "What the hole is going on  in this picture?" It seems KERF had one of those boring Blue Apron sponsored dinners, complete with copious amounts of wine. Enough wine, apparently, to send her friends to the floor. Hahahahaha!!! That’s Lauren’s arm but I don’t remember what she was doing. Probably trying not to disrupt the photo. Er...ok? But why on earth would you include this in your post about a nice multi-family dinner? "Lulz look at my drunk friend on the floor"...