Carly Shares Her Busy And Stressful Week

Carly Riordan, businesslady, recently did a week in the life interview with the Landline substack. The perpetually stressed out As A Mom gave a daily blow-by-blow of her overwhelming life – and it’s a howler.

To save you time I’ve shared the hilariously out of touch highlights from ‘Pop Culture Diaries: Carly Riordan’ below.

SO EXCITED!

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‘Business Minded’ – A Liveblogged Book Review

Happy Friday, hams! It’s time I read another influencer book, mainly because we redid the living room finally after a year (happy anniversary to us) and I need to make room for his books on the shelves. So I guess I need to do some book club posts and get these into the donate box downstairs.

Today I read ‘Business Minded: A Guide To Setting Up Your Mind, Body, And Business For Success‘ by Carly Riordan. So put on your J. Crew, wrap yourself up in a Chappy, and pour yourself half a beer and suffer along with me!

Who designed this cover???

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Carly Continues To Be Late To Trends

Carly Riordan, thinks men have it harder than women, spent yesterday doing the woman thing of having her ‘colors done’. And you’ll never believe what her ideal colors are!

Source: @Carly

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Carly Riordan Says Being A Man Is More Of A Challenge

Carly Riordan, boy mom, recently announced she is making a second XY chromosomed fetus. Since the announcement she has been on some sort of Convince Everyone I’m Fine With Boys tour – and it has now reached the long form blog post phase.

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Carly Riordan Can Redecorate

Carly, white wealthy woman, has finally revealed her neverending home makeover. Since I’m stuck here for lunch and have a lot of opinions, let’s dive in shall we?

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Carly Is Just Like A Rape Victim Or Something

Carly, filing police reports over internet messages, apparently believes she should be able to post every minute detail of her life on the public internet without feeling unsafe – and seems to think suggesting she be more careful about what she posts is like asking rape victims what they were wearing.

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Carly Riordan Wants You To Send Her Instagram Followers

Carly Riordan, afraid of people on medication, recently had a snickity fit and bounced from instagram. Now she’s begging people to follow her and has declared her ‘goal’ is to ‘grow on instagram’.

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