Carly Riordan Is Afraid Of People Going Off Their Medication

Carly Riordan, some sort of prep, had her first child almost one year ago. To celebrate, she’s spent most of yesterday and today using instagram as her therapist to work through her delivery experience at a hospital where her treatment, she claims, was ‘NOT ok’ – especially considering her special status in this world ‘as a white wealthy woman‘.

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Carly Riordan Will Unfollow Everyone

Carly Riordan, has a baby, apparently considers herself the arbiter of which creator apps are ‘in’. After basically announcing instagram is over she has doubled down and unfollowed everyone on the gram.

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Carly Had Her Prepster Baby

Carly Riordan, was pregnant, is no longer pregnant. In the usual manner of successful reproductive finales she has produced a baby.

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Carly Riordan Finally Announces Her Pregnancy

Carly Riordan, most boring woman alive, has finally confirmed she is pregnant in the most boring way possible – the standard issue couple-holding-sonogram picture on instagram.

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Carly Can Get Married

Carly Heitlinger, née Heitlinger, has sped to the altar. Only three months after becoming engaged she had her dream wedding in some backyard in New Jersey – just like all those top drawer New England preps do, you know.

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Carly Has Finally Gotten Engaged

Carly A. Heitlinger, the prepster, got a ring at last. She posted on instagram last night with her ring front and center, grinning like a woman who wasn’t at all consumed with locking down her man.

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Kiel James Patrick Confuses His Followers

Kiel James Patrick, the Gatsby of social media, evidently posted a weird instagram pic implying he was facetiming with Gigi Hadid and his wife.

The post seems to have disappeared from his feed. That’s ok; the original is still on his wife’s gram feed.

So…can someone explain what that was? Did Sarah screenshot the same facetime and crop out the gents? Or did KJP photoshop a faketime convo to impress…I’m not sure who?