Natalie Hill, man getting expert, spent Sunday ugly crying into her pillow over some Mormon women's conference. But it seems some of those tears were also salty with confusion. Evidently her sister made the previous baptism video clip - but around the 1:30:00 mark, Natalie and her sister noticed something different: ...wuuuuut? Natalie's other sister chimed in with her feelings as well: Well, those Hill girls sure are a swell bunch. Such great representatives of the open minded universal love of the Mormon church. Where do I sign up?

Shauna Ahern, picture of gluten free health, has finally convinced someone to give her a baby. After complaining last year that adoption was hard because she couldn't get the exact baby she wanted, Shauna is now posting pics of her new baby all over instagram and, of course, posting about it on her blog. Last week, on March 19th, we met our son...When I first heard about open adoption...I was scared. I wanted to be the mother, the only mother...But a good friend of ours told me something that changed our minds. She also didn’t want to try open adoption at...

In news that will shock absolutely no one, click bait expert Monica Bielanko and her husband are separating. For so long I've allowed myself to be this dysfunctional individual who struggles within a dysfunctional marriage, even going so far as to convince myself that couples who fight are normal, that Serge and I are charmingly dysfunctional... Part of me doubts that Monica just came to her senses and turned into a rational adult all of a sudden, but she claims that's pretty much what happened. Several months ago, after another argument about who the hole knows what, it all just kind of...

Ashley Hesseltine, selfie taker, recently decided to copy the selfie stunt of another marathon runner and selfie stunt during a marathon of her own. Of course, she didn't see the need to pay the race fee just to selfie: I put it out there on social media–”Anyone have an extra bib number so I can follow in this glorious girl’s footsteps (literally)?”...Aaaaand crickets...So, being the rule breaker I am, I ran it anyway. With captions like "The ‘Waiting to Start the Race in a Corral You Snuck Into Because You Don’t Have a Bib Number’ Selfie" and "The ‘This Sweaty Shirtless Dude Is...

CheyB, "relationship expert", has already gifted us vaginal citizens with top secret info about men that women "need" to know. Now he is going to help single mothers raise decent man children. Unfortunately, in many cases, a young male may love his mother to death, but the respect factor isn’t always there simply because you’re a woman. The extent of that respect will be simply because you’re his mother. What he needs is a man who will enforce rules, regulations, standards, requirements and firm consequences for breaking rules. His advice includes awesome tips like "strategically position him around a man...

The big secret project Young House Love is itching to reveal has been leaked to GOMIBLOG - and it's just a bunch of cheap Target accessories. Featuring already played out things they have tried to make happen in the past (we get it, you have a chihuahua) the collaboration appears to mostly be decorative hooks and weird doorknobs. So for all you YHL "dawgs" who were making panty pudding waiting for their big announcement tomorrow, there you go. Hooray or something.

XOJane, where pageviews are apparently more important than people, just published a post called "It Happened To Me: I Live With My Abuser" that details the author's story of moving back in with the stepfather who she alleges sexually abused her. When I graduated high school, my only goal was to move away from him, as far as possible. That only ended up being Mississippi. My time in college was miserable...In 2012, I finally left college and moved from Mississippi back to my family home in Texas, where I am today...My plan was to move home and immediately find a...

Emily, Olympic level dieter, received some terrible news shortly after her family vacation began. Woke up to a call from our doorman that a pipe burst. Water has been running for 2 days and flooded our entire home. Floors buckled, ceilings collapsed, closets/furniture/everything ruined. Of course the family remained on their ski trip and within 24 hours Emily was back to posting duckfaces to instagram. On one hand, I don't know how someone can just shrug their shoulders and say "oh well, let's drink!" in the wake of total home destruction. On the other hand, at least they aren't starting...

Jessica Quirk, running out of content, has finally publicly confirmed - she's pregnant. We’re expecting our first baby this summer! We could not be more thrilled with our happy news...On a hunch and a day late, I decided to run to the store to grab a pregnancy test on Christmas Eve - and that’s when we found out! What a happy holiday!! I guess now that she can't hide under big coats anymore she sort of HAD to announce it if she intends to continue doing What I Wore as a style blog. Saying "I’ll also be sharing some baby and pregnancy...

Naomi, not pregnant, has announced on her blog that she is not pregnant, so everyone stop asking her. why do people keep commenting on here and on instagram congratulating me on being pregnant or asking if i’m pregnant or trying to be the first person to discover that i’m pregnant? i am not pregnant. i wish i was pregnant. but i am not pregnant. Saying "winter was just really delicious", she proceeded to empty her brain out over her keyboard in a long post that basically said it's mean to speculate whether an extremely popular married mommy blogger is pregnant...

Healthy Ashley is apparently not content with simply live-instagramming her birth - she's now live-instagramming her afterbirth. Asking the internets whether "wearing an apron" would "make cooking my placenta seem more mainstream", commenters responded with the usual head pats and talk about placenta smoothies, and CaitlinHTP chimed in to add "I hope all the people disgusted by this don't eat meat". Can someone explain to me why the world needs to see someone cooking an expelled organ? Why is this a thing?

MOB Society, a website for "moms of boys", wants to remind you mothers that you shouldn't chide your son for getting dirty - you should encourage it, because men are supposed to do all the dirty work. What are men made of? The ability to handle dirt and hard jobs. Jobs most of us women don’t want to do...In Genesis I’m pretty sure that while Adam was off getting messy with the animals, Eve was getting a tan—after all no tan lines! Saying "your future daughter-in-law will thank you some day" if you cheer your sons for "getting too dirty,...

Stacey, "could be any mommy", shared an amazing story of bravery yesterday. Recounting her weekend "escape" to a cabin with "wonderful girlfriends", she talked about how sometimes life is about holding your course no matter what. She apparently learned this lesson after running over a dog on the way up to her relaxing getaway: The dog was just there. One second the headlight beams caught only snowflakes and black tarmac and the next second they outlined a shape my brain recognized with no time to compute or react.  I saw the collar around his neck, I remember that, or I...

Babble, the content mill that seems to employ pretty much every blogger out there, appears to have been cut loose by Disney Interactive. According to the "cupcakemag" instagram: I have made some of the best friends from babble. and when I heard that this family of mine had all been laid-off by Disney, I shed tears and I haven't been able to think straight. i've been morning a loss, a terrible loss. they helped shape me as a writer in so many ways, they have given me amazing opportunities and pep talks that I will never forget. as of now babble...

Natalie Holbrook, tired of blogging is what, is still whining about her life. In a series of woe-is-tweets today she basically said she can't wait until her life is easy again. Yes folks, it is super stressful raising a single child and uploading pictures of yourself in sack dresses. So much so, that only 4 days ago Natalie was bellyaching that she wished she could just stop blogging. Why is life so difficult, guyz? She then put on her Gloria Steinem hat (probably from Zara), got all feminist, and declared that the world is against women. Poor Bratalie. She's just trying...

  Adam Dolgin, guy with kids, started a blog 3 years ago to "show the world that dads are not the bubbling buffoons we are made out to be in the media". I cook, I clean, I fold laundry and I am an equal partner when it comes to raising two amazing kids. But it has always been my dream to show what this involved dad is really made of. Superdad thinks it's time to bring his never-before-done life idea to fruition - and he's asking the internet to pay him to do it: I'd like to leave the corporate world...

Katie Vyktoriah, how dare you forget who she is, has apparently milked all the attention she can from her viral post. Clearly needing some new content, she's now announced she is expecting another bundle of Potential Attention. The internet can't wait to see what cause she will assign to this baby in an effort to get back on HuffPo.

Poor Natalie Jean. Turns out snagging that validating book deal and trying to be a professional blogger isn't all she thought it would be. It seems her post-rebrand sponsorbombing didn't go the way she hoped, and Bratalie has now decided to air her bitterness: last year I signed with an agency thinking it would simplify things, make a clear delineation in my head between "sponsored" and "personal," but the agency in question fed me a bunch of bull Crap to get me to sign and then later had to release me from my contract because I was trying to be...

Serge Bielanko, shampoo avoider, finally has some real content. Today, he and wife Monica will live blog the birth of little Band-Aid Bielanko for history: The idea of trying to live blog an actual event, something as life-changing and personal and badass as bringing a baby boy into the world in the bedroom or the living room of our own house never actually occurred to me as something even remotely realistic, really. Until it did. Evidently the male half of the internet's most oversharing couple wants us to believe that the idea of live blogging the arrival of their new...

Alpha Game, a site for all those 'red pill' MRA's, wants to clear up a mystery of the tech world - where are all those women programmers that graduated 10 years ago? Well, they have the answer: They dropped out because programming demands single-minded focus, mathematical skill, logic, and most of all, individual accountability. They dropped out because they didn't belong in the field and encouraging them to pursue it was doing them a serious career disservice. AG then explains why we should stop telling dem uppity wimmins to explore careers in tech: As a general rule, women don't like...