Goodbye, Unihorses MamaPop, sort of like Babble but with even less of a point, will be shutting down this month after 7 years online. "Amalah" explains that since the site founders have found real jobs now, they're just sort of over it: And to be frank, after seven years here, MamaPop is starting feel a lot more like a chore than a joy...So we’re done. The site will stay up until the end of this month, and then Mary Tyler Moore will pause at the door, turn around, give the ol’ place one last look (and a knowing, grateful smile)…and...

Dooce is on the road yet again. Evidently since this trip doesn't involve her boyfriend (which she mentioned with the requisite teehee of "oops! Did I just mention him? I did. Well, what’s done is done") she did her readers the courtesy of explaining her travel plans: (more…)

Cecily Kellog, owns a great sex bed, is the mother to a young daughter. That young daughter produced some artwork which Cecily promptly shared with the world. What is this magnificent work of art? That's right: "a really f**king tall weeping angel". In case there's any doubt, her little daughter also scrawled the words "real tall f**king weeping angel" across her drawing. When instagram followers asked her why she would be proud of her 7 year old using such salty language, ole Cecily replied "you don't know me at all". So...is shore leave language now acceptable for kids under 10?...

Mandy, last noticed by the internet when the Chive used her baby's photo or something, is closing up her blog: I’m not sure if there is an easy way to say you’re going to stop doing something that you once loved so much. ..I’m tired of stats, numbers, people trying to climb some invisible ladder to nowhere. It’s changed. I miss the old days. It’s time for me to stop for now. Saying she's "felt like closing this place up countless times over the years, but this time I know it’s the real deal", she went on to explain that...

Mandajuice, don't forget she's skinny now, recently declared "I clearly drink too much". Saying "if I only have 3 drinks in a night, I consider that a GOOD night. That's... sobriety", she went on to explain what she plans to do about the situation: ...I have ZERO intention of quitting. I will never join a 12-step program. I will never surrender my addiction to a higher power. I think AA is horse Crap. Instead, Mandajuice will simply live around her drinking: ...I'd rather work on harm reduction - never EVER driving after drinking. Never drinking with strangers or on first dates....

dooce.com, website of influential media lady and former stately manor owner Heather Armstrong, has been down for at least 7 hours and an amazing thing has happened - absolutely nothing. The website that allegedly made upwards of $50k a month just two short years ago and reportedly has hundreds of thousands of fans has been unavailable for most of the day...and yet not a peep about it has been found anywhere on social media. Evidently even her rabid poodles no longer care whether dooce.com exists or not. (more…)

Shauna Ahern, famous for her recipes, is tired of helping you people with those recipes. After years of publishing perfectly crafted instructions for gluten free food items, she is "done" providing the ungrateful masses with substitutions and clarifications: I posted the recipe this morning...Within an hour, I had a request from a different person asking how to substitute every single ingredient in the recipe...I am not kidding...So here’s the deal. I’m done. I’ve tried hard for years to figure out the substitutions because I don’t want anyone else to feel left out...I can’t make every substitution for you. I just won’t do it anymore....

Couples & Co., a website that helps you have "a more blissful union", is ready to take a stand against all you deceitful women who do anything to change your appearance. In this post they declare that women who attempt to alter their looks are committing 'fraud': This woman frankly should not have been able to reproduce because she’s the carrier of genetic refuse. ..Beauty is not skin deep, it’s in your genes and if you think otherwise you’re the shallow one here. Now, he's not trying to be mean to you ugly ladies. He's just looking out for the...

Erin W., "a pretty face", has dating site users in Toronto gathering pitchforks thanks to her blog - which details her strategy to "find a man, any man, even a woman to finance this delectable venture into the maze of Toronto’s hottest resto nabes": Exploiting men for meals is tough. I have to put up with a lot of bad conversation and to be honest for awhile there I didn’t think I was up for the challenge. Warning the internet that "Toronto gold diggers exist. Be afraid, be very afraid", she later wonders "now that I’m internet famous, do you...

Matt, the poor beleaguered husband of KERF, is fighting back against the "jealous" people leaving negative yelp reviews about his chain bakery. Finally tired of the one-star avalanche befalling his company's page he has at last responded - and the crux of his response basically boiled down to "omg trolls": I realize that my wife is has the minutest amount of celebritydom thanks to her blog.  Who knew her fame was so great that it inspires the amount of jealousy required to take time to create a yelp profile, write a tale with oddly specific details, and leave one review (only...

Hey Natalie Jean, the advertiser friendly rebrand of Nat the Fat Rat, continues to attract new readers with her new persona. Unfortunately new readers tend to read your archives, and evidently an old entry has come to light on Nattypoo's site that has completely freaked out new fans. It seems a few years ago her father-in-law sent the happy couple an odd little schnauzer statue. They took this little dog statue on an adventure which they photographed, and lols were had by all. Oh wait, except right in the middle of this cute little anecdote, Ratalie casually recalls a story...

Return of Kings, a site "for masculine men", is currently celebrating the internet's latest trending topic - "Fat Shaming Week". In a post worthy of RoRo himself, they attempt to help men avoid the "mother of all of online-dating dangers" -  the "secret internet fatty". Their helpful list of signs to watch out for includes 'Pictured with food or talks about “loving food"', 'Has fat friends', 'Has sausage fingers', and 'Describes herself as "average" or "curvy"'. And a big sign that a woman is a secret internet fatty: You can’t see her collar bone. One thing Myspace Angles and similar...

Today from the online world of baby catfishing comes yet another example of how internet nuts will misuse all those photos you put online featuring your babies and kids. It seems some facebook has been created to share the story of micropreemies Camdyn and Cade. The facebook page implies the mother of the twins created the page - except the woman known as Rebekeh Gordon is NOT the mother of these children. The real mother of the children has evidently discovered what's going on, and is now on the fakey's facebook wall calling out the deception: They are MY kids! She...

Larry, everyone's favorite internet swain, is back with a new episode of Everybody Loves RoRo. He's now explaining to us why he is so confused by "feminists": I was never really aware of there being so many feminists in America until I created my website, I just always thought these types of women with these thoughts/attitudes were either bull dykes, ugly women that can't get laid, or straight up bortches...I had no idea that these are what are actually known as "feminists"! haha!!!! He explains that when he thinks of the word "feminist" he pictures "beautiful women that are very submissive...

Katie Vyktoriah, of pink headband fame, has reactivated A Mother Thing. There is no new content as of yet, so who knows what her plan is. Her twitter and facebook appear to be online as well. Katie vanished from the internet two months ago after her claim of a homophobic redneck assaulting her toddler at a Wal-Mart began to unravel under scrutiny. Speculation about her whereabouts and what, if any, evidence was ever found to back up her claims has kept many internet corners busy since her disappearance. The only development we've found so far is an apparent wedding ceremony in...

Hugo Schwyzer, won't let you forget he's the real victim in all this, announced on September 30th that he would no longer be writing or blogging, saying he could "do no more serious good writing as Hugo Schwyzer". In typical Hugo fashion his resolve lasted less than a week before he was back on his blog, publishing and deleting posts with all the natural passive aggressive flair of a 14 year old girl on LiveJournal. Now Huggy has a new post up, a post that will surely make you see that he is the ultimate male feminist - because he has...

After weeks of speculation here on GOMIBLOG and photoshopping her pictures to hide her bump, the Petersiks have finally confirmed that they are expecting their second child in April. They have promised to "answer your questions" in a follow-up post later in the week.

Hugo Schwyzer, the man baffling geologists with his constant reinvention of the term 'rock bottom', has now moved on to further layers of fail. Apparently on September 27, Hugo injured another driver while driving under the influence: On Friday, while driving with my mother to the family ranch, I caused an accident under the influence of 6 milligrams of Klonopin just outside of San Juan Bautista. My mother and I are well, but I seriously injured a young woman driver. She was airlifted from the scene and will make, I’m so happy to say a full recovery. Hugo went on...

Rookie Moms, yet another bunch of moms telling other moms how to mom which is totally ok if you run a mom website, apparently wanted to share some totally awesome costume ideas: Saying they "wanted to include diversity in baby photos featured", they then tried to explain their amazing, original, never done before and totally worth the PR injury costume ideas: While twitterites continued to ask them WTF? the Rookie Moms took 'getting the point' by the hand, walked it up a mountain, and abandoned it somewhere past the tree line. Tweeting that the costume post would be up soon...

Sunshine Mary, God's stenographer, has taken time out of her busy schedule of victim blaming and feminism hating to inform us that shunning and stigma are valid ways to change "deviants" (such as single moms and homosexuals) into people worthy of human society. You see, apparently some crazy people think that shaming and shunning aren't really a solution for societal improvement. Some wackos even think help should simply be provided, free of judgment, to people in need! Well Mary is here to correct those beliefs: We must shun the slut, but we must also tell her if she stops sleeping...