Meet Larry, aka "Romeo Rose", the delightful prize for some lucky thin white non-goldigger. This slice of man life is looking for his perfect woman. I am willing to pay anyone $1,500 as a finders fee for anyone that can help find me a girlfriend. (I will give you a extra $1,000 as a bonus if this turns into marriage, I offer this extra bonus as I hope it will motivate you to find me a woman of great quality) And what constitutes 'great quality', you ask as you peep over your copy of 'The Male Gaze Should Rule Your...

Kelli Stapleton, formerly of The Status Woe, continues to sit in jail without bond after attempting to kill herself and her daughter. Now her friends and family have started a fund to hopefully buy her freedom: Our friend Kelli is a daughter, sister, cousin, mom, college graduate, scientist, author, famous blogger, snarky activist and devoted friend to many. She is loved and supported in the autism community... The fundraiser goal is currently $50,000, though apparently you can pray or send letters of support in lieu of money.

Elaine, longtime ruler of the fashion blogging niche dedicated to modesty, is renouncing her throne. I don't know how to do this. I've been fashion blogging for 4 1/2 years. How do you end it? Do you peel the band-aid off slowly or do you rip it off? I feel like I've been pulling it off slowly for the past year or so.. And it's time to rip it off. And it hurts. I'm sad that this journey has to end, but I think we all know it's time. Apparently the main reason for the shutdown is that her life...

Serge Bielanko, father of two with The Girl Who's Monica, is tired of the home birth scare army. After all, they are not at all worried about the entrance of their third child into the world: The fact is, we aren’t really scared of anything. Why not? She could die. Everyone could die. I could die. I’m not sure how, to be honest, but there’s got to be a way that I could perish during our home birth, right? Oh well. Serge then kicks off his reasons for the decision to do a home birth by stating: ...we have been through...

Gala Darling, of the self love letter Darlings, is clipping right along with her Radical Self Love Letters project. You remember that scheme - send Gala $20 and she will send you a super helpful email every single day for 30 days full of advice on how to be more like Gala. Well her latest letter is out and apparently Gala is claiming to be some go-to girl for the downtrodden young women of the internets: ...I get a lot of emails from women who are upset, sad, depressed, desperate and unsure what to do about it.  Typically these emails...

Tatiana, the blogger known as Love, Life, Lace who flounced off the internet only to return once she got pregnant, has been applauded by many GOMIBLOGers for seemingly ending her try-hard twee domestic posing and just being a normal young mom. Well you can put away your clapping hands. Tatiana announced that she would be going back to that previous persona: I'm going back. Back to me, back to what feels comfortable, back to what feels right...I apologized to all my pretty dresses and blouses and before I knew it I was making an appointment with my hairstylist to get...

Natalie Jean, 'professional' 'writer', has managed to confuse and annoy her readers within the first week of her blog rebrand. Kicking off her new brand with two sponsored posts in a row, Natalie was forced to field some disappointment from fans. In response, she took to twitter and did some damage control: Readers gave Natalie a break, assuming it was simply awkward timing. That is until yesterday, when yet another sponsored post appeared. Today, when a fourth sponsored post rounded out the first week of the new brand - the second in a row, despite her previous statement that it...

The internet has begun hosing off their lawn chairs and stocking up on popcorn after Dr. Amy's announcement that the Battle Of The Birth Bloggers will in fact be going to court: I’m pleased to report that the judge agreed with our arguments and those of the Electronic Frontier Foundation/Digital Media Law Project of Harvard Law School and denied Gina Crosley-Corcoran’s motion to dismiss my lawsuit. The case will be going forward in Massachusetts. This evidently means that The Feminist Breeder's attempts to dismiss the case because I don't know, Massachusetts was far away or something, have been denied. In...

Kayla, baby producing half of the infamous homeless by choice parents Kayla and Checkers, has been spending the last  year posting to her tumblr about how pointless college is and how society and the Man and bro puff puff give. I guess after social services takes one of the kids away and won't return her until you stop living in your car, you take a hint and rent a roof because she and Checkers have also apparently been living in a house and on the dole with her two babies. Everything seemed fine as of Saturday, with Kayla productively bettering...

Dooce, dramatic, is dramatically informing the world via her blog that she is empty with lonliness since being forced to find childcare outside her home. After apologizing for not posting very much because she is super omgbusy with all these important projects and 'meetings', the wahmbulance pulls into the driveway: y cousin left and I had to find other childcare for my girls during the day. It changed suddenly, overnight. And now I don’t see them for days. Yes, when I travel I don’t see my kids for just as long, but I do not enjoy being in my house...

Kelli Stapleton, mother to an autistic daughter, was hospitalized Wednesday after attempting to kill herself and her child, Issy, late Tuesday. The mother and daughter were found unconscious on the shore of Lake Michigan with two portable charcoal grills burning inside the van. They were transported to the hospital and are being treated for carbon monoxide poisoning - and while Kelli is expected to recover, doctors fear 14 year old Issy may have permanent brain damage. Earlier interviews with Kelli hinted that she might be reaching her limits: "I felt like I needed witnesses...If I didn’t survive this situation, I wanted...

Amber, illustrated with crankyness, returned from vacation to find her email inbox packed with 668 emails. Honestly, not too bad. I mean, it is sorta bad. But at least it isn’t over 1000 again. Amber continues whining, while attempting to assure ua she isn't whining, about all the emails from people asking her highness for things. No big deal, nothing wrong with people asking for stuff.  I usually reply, but sometimes I don’t. Fair enough, we all get email that we might ignore. Unfortunately one person continued to email several times wanting a response. Since there was a vacation auto-responder...

Kimberly Hall, has teenage sons, would like all you teenage girls to stop being so slutty on the internet and tempting her pure little manchildren to think about sex: I think the boys notice other things. For one, it appears that you are not wearing a bra. I get it – you’re in your room, so you’re heading to bed, right? But then I can’t help but notice the red carpet pose, the extra-arched back, and the sultry pout...Did you know that once a male sees you in a state of undress, he can’t ever un-see it?  You don’t want the...

Nat the Fat Rat, "happiness curator", is no more. Claiming "it was really the time to put that ugly nickname to rest", Natalie has rebranded her triangle parade to Hey Natalie Jean - complete with updated "About" page written in the third person. It feels like it's been a year of blog rebranding. A few months ago the personal blog Rockstar Diaries morphed into the lifestyle brand Love Taza. Last November Sweetney decided to rebrand as xoTrace. Heir to Blair rebranded as Okay, BA. I'm hearing rumors that Cuppy is contemplating a rebrand sometime in the next year as well....

A card posted for PostSecret's "Sunday Secrets" has internet detectives trying to discover the provenance of the secret. The card, which says "I said she dumped me, but really I dumped her (body)" seems to imply the writer is confessing to a murder, complete with aerial map. PostSecret fans are already urging the webmaster to contact the police and chiding him for posting such a thing without investigating it. Since the internets will no doubt discover the location of the map, the sender, and have a redditor out there with a shovel sometime before dawn on Monday I'm sure we will know soon...

Maegan, of the feather crafting blog Love Maegan, loves to complain about how mistreated she is by readers. Well now it seems someone didn't like her latest foray into DIY fashion, and Maegan felt the need to not only delete the comment, but to take to her blog and whine defensively about it: ...the other day after posting my recent DIY Feather Mohawk on my Instgram feed, I received a comment explaining that what I was doing wasn't relative to her and her friends and that's why she thought other bloggers were beating me at blogging. Beating me at blogging? Maegan claims she "wasn't upset...

The six year old blogger conference known as BlissDom is peacing out of the annual slumber party business in order to "focus on new endeavors": What a wonderful ride it’s been for all of us! Way back in 2008 when we started BlissDom, we had no idea how thriving and successful it would become...It has been truly an amazing journey and we want you to know just how grateful we are that you are part of the BlissDom family. So because you’re family and all, we wanted to share the news that we will no longer be doing the BlissDom conference. The...

A question published in Carolyn Hax's column has the blog world snickering behind their hands while they try to guess the identity of the blogger couple mentioned by relatives seeking advice. It seems the letter writer's brother and sister-in-law are running "a well-known blog" in a niche field, and: Often, they will make comments about how our jobs are “not enhancing our soul” or “fail to contribute to our local economy with originality.” We more or less brushed this off until they sent a family-wide e-mail asking for a loan due to recent financial issues. They go on to explain that...

Have you ever wanted your favorite blogger's Instagram photos blown up and printed on things like an iphone case or a framed print, so that you may enjoy pics of their dog or over filtered trees whenever you like? Bloggers such as Love Maegan and Jon Armstrong are now graciously offering you that opportunity! Even Dooce's Noselord is getting in on the "20% of the sale" action. Evidently with sponsored tweets becoming less and less popular (and with more and more Instagram filters becoming available) folks are looking into yet another way to profit off the fact that they use...

Jena Ferrel, a daycare worker at A Heavenly Haven Learning Center 2 in Newport News, VA, has been outed as the employee posting pictures of the children in her care to Instagram - along with captions that were not considered amusing by parents. Melissa Jordan, mother of the child in the left hand image above, told WAVY-TV: I don't know who these children are. I don't know their parents. I don't know how to get in touch with them. They have to know kids are on the internet being exploited. I don't know how else to tell them. A Heavenly Haven’s...