Angel Barta, everyone copies her, has spent months posting to her blog about how "Marc Jacobs is the most cruel thief of the century". Though she has spent the better part of 2013 leaving comment linkbacks  all over the internet to her insane claims that Marc Jacobs steals her every single idea, she's now essentially accusing Jacobs of sexual harassment by claiming that Jacobs won't use a model unless she satisfies his "perverse fantasy": Marc Jacobs asked me many times to do dirty photos for him. He asked me to pose topless and push up my breasts. He promised that if I'd do...

Mary Rambin, hates airports, is no longer just complaining about airport food. Now she's moved on to complaining about the quality of wine offered on airplanes. Nine times out of ten, the wine they serve on airplanes (especially in coach) tastes like rubbing alcohol and gives you a headache after only one little bottle.  Can you tweet #notworthit? Maybe I'm not enough of a wine snob, but when I reach the point where I'll pay 5 dollars for 4 oz. of wine I really don't care what it tastes like. By then I probably just want some alcohol in me....

The search for Zack Bunker, husband of style blogger "Colorful Corporate", ended Tuesday when his body was found in Warren County, Ohio. News sources were told that the father of three young boys "had been dealing with some personal issues for the past month" while another source says "Bunker's death is being preliminarily ruled a suicide". Though "Colorful Corporate" is grieving privately offline, friends of the blogger are using the internet to set up a fund to help the family. What a devastating way to lose a loved one. My thoughts go out to the family during this difficult time. Edit: Out...

Aubrey McCoy, the bearded half of the Bleubird blog empire, put on his knightly armor today in order to defend his wife, her friends, and twee hipster bloggers everywhere from the slurs of one woman who would dare question...a swimsuit. But that was not enough for knightly Sir Flouncelot - he followed poor Page over to her own instagram where he continued to berate her...over her comments about a swimsuit. And now I'm going to make bathtub bellinis while you folks contemplate the irony of a grown man who follows a girl over to another internet location in order to...

Jill, uncrowned royalty from the house of Entitled, just wants to take her screaming, easily bored small children to a restaurant. I know, ugh, person with kids, why don't they just go to McDonalds? Don't worry - to make the experience easier for everyone, she has provided a handy dandy list for the service staff to follow while she is there! The list includes totally reasonable requests like "Take my kids’ order fast" because apparently her kids get bored quickly, as well as an order to "Acknowledge my children". She also advises waiters to " Clean our table as we go"...

Heather Armstrong, of the Dooce Armstrongs, finally figured out that the best way to up her pageviews is to cave and acknowledge mystery man Tuff on her blog. (more…)

Geoffrey Miller, professor at NYU, tweeted an encouraging message to all you seekers of higher learning who might be carrying a few extra pizza pounds: Obviously that tweet has resulted in ongoing "WTF??", despite the fact that Professor Fathater has deleted the tweet and even made public statements: My sincere apologies to all for that idiotic, impulsive, and badly judged tweet. It does not reflect my true views, values, or standards. Obviously my previous tweet does not represent the selection policies of any university, or my own selection criteria. Oh, ok, let's all forget it then! Or how about the...

The Dooce Community, or DoCo as the doocepoodles call it, is in an uproar after three days of drama surrounding the outing of a Level 3 Sex Offender as a member of their community. The outing led to several DoCo members defending "Slappy" saying it wasn't a secret, she pled "no contest" so she's not guilty, and dismissing any outrage by saying "What do you think a level-anything predator can do to you? If you don't give that person access to your physical space, how on earth can they actually harm you?" (more…)

Frank Swift, on a journey for truth, is also apparently on a journey for a woman. On his blog he mostly details his  complaints about women who are not interested in him (or refuse to entertain his attempts to pick them up). In his search for a wife he even makes use of online dating, evidently with limited success: This is why online dating is such a difficult endeavor for men, even when you’re gorgeous like me... If you don’t look good and your profile is badly written and generic, it’s out with you.  And since I’m a dude and thus...

Chelsey Andrews, of the Paper Mama Andrews, had a horrible medical emergency giving birth in 2009. Because of that, she doesn't want to risk another pregnancy; but she needs another baby. What to do? Why, do what everyone else does when they want another child -  ask the internet to pay for it, of course! My husband and I have been wanting to start our journey to surrogacy for a while, but we recently learned our insurance will not cover this. We will have to cover 100% of the costs... I know for a fact we will have another child....

The Karamazov Idea, not pretentious sounding at all, wants you gals to know what men really think of your tats and piercings. And according to the "23 year old man" who claims to "read a lot", having tattoos and piercings means men think you are "loose" and “*likely* diseased": Women, let me tell you something that your friends and many guys will not. Your tattoos are ugly. We do not like them. We respect you less for them. We think you’re a pawn without a sense of solidarity in a world that pressures you to conform. Even if we’re not conscious...

Andrea Francis, has a blog, has a caring and thoughtful blog post up in response to the Oklahoma City tornado tragedy. In a nutshole, she wants to know wtf is wrong with people who live in "disaster zones": With all the modern technology we have, instead of using it to avoid places we know are susceptible to disaster we try to come up with ways of living in disaster zones. But nature is still winning. Is it really that hard to move?  After seeing all the images from Oklahoma today I feel a bit frustrated that people continue to live in tornado...

Martinis Or Diaper Genies, aka "Modg", is selling a bunch of her things on Poshmark. In between haggles about pricing (apparently she will lower the price if you just bypass Poshmark and paypal her money directly), she is defending herself against accusations of inaccurate descriptions and "false claims". For instance, in her listing for a "Rachel Pally never been worn maxi with deep V", the recipient of the item says:  That's right, "dude": "it's never been worn"! Except, oh wait: Gee, this dress from a post in November of 2010 looks an awful lot like the "never worn" dress in...

Jenna Cole, on Good Morning America and don't you forget it, recently confessed that not only does she have her 3 year old son in daycare, she also has a part-time nanny: Well evidently that's no longer enough "me time" for Jenna - she's now looking for even more childcare help: For someone who thinks all women want to do is have kids, she sure seems to be seeking a lot of ways to not have to deal with her kids. Can someone tell me if this much childcare help is required for your average middle class stay at home...

Scary Mommy, supposed to be funny, has a delightful post up titled "25 Ways You Know You Have A Boy". Apparently this is supposed to be some kind of funny listicle about parenting a son. In reality it's a tl;dr modern version of defining male gender with snakes, snails, and puppy dog tails. I'm going to ignore points #2 ("A girl makes eyes at your son and you have this weird urge to pull her aside and call her a “slut” (whether she’s 6 or 16).") and #6 ("Your child asks you to marry him and you’re totally considering it.")...

Mish, loving life, does not love your fat kids. Yesterday she visited the Coca-Cola factory in Atlanta, and saw something that shocked her to her core - children on a field trip to a soda factory! She proceeded to post multiple photos of overweight children drinking soda (along with shocked and disgusted commentary about how they were daring to drink soda sample after soda sample) before asking the internet what is wrong with parents today: Here's the thing. I'm really not trying to offend. But don't you think something's wrong with this picture? We're taking our children on school field trips to The Coca-Cola...

Kelle Hampton, enjoying the monetizing things, is well known for using her children's lives for attention. Well now it seems Land of Nod, purveyor of children's furniture and decor, is also using her kids to sell  you things. The company has featured Kelle's photo of her daughter and newborn son on their May catalog cover, saying that her children will appear on several upcoming catalog covers as well. For May's cover, they are using a photo Kelle claims was snapped at the moment her daughter first met her new brother: From my hospital bed I watched as my daughter protectively...

Shauna James Ahern, totally expert cooking instruction giver over at Gluten Free Girl, wants to write a fourth cookbook called American Classics, Reinvented. Apparently no other person anywhere has provided recipes on how to make "classic" American food in a gluten free manner, and Shauna and her dirty-fingernailed chef husband want to fill that void. Obviously they can't just buy a few Good Housekeeping cookbooks from the 1940s and go grocery shopping. No, they need to "experience" the food. In order to make that happen, they are asking the internets to give them $15,000 so they can drive around the US eating...

It's been a long, long while since GOMIBLOG mentioned Caroline McCarthy, OMG BEARS, internet fixture, blogger, and writer person. Since that time she has joined and left Google, and then joined Quartz, "a new kind of global business news outlet" (translation: yet another blog talking about tech and business because the internet doesn't have enough of those). Now, amid rumors in the NYC media underground of what one source called "an office outburst", Caro has announced her departure from the company: As of last week, I’m no longer there. The reason: After a lot of conversations with our leadership, the...

It seems Heather Armstrong and Matt Tuff, the gentleman friend she has yet to mention on her blog, are starting to publicly acknowledge each other - at least on instagram. On a post early Wednesday Dooce wrote that she was on her way yet again to New York City, to which (hopefully both halves of) Tuff's nose responded "See you soon.": (more…)