Today while the rest of the adult world worked, Tatiana of that love lies lace website did this: Spent my morning playing in the sand. It was even more amazing than it sounds. http://twitpic.com/4felmc I'm going to assume (hope) she was doing this in her volunteer Inappropriate Hugger capacity at a daycare.  But we ARE talking about an allegedly grown woman who wears shoes like this: Yep, those are sequined bow shoes. Worn with pink pants, a pink purse, and pink lipstick. I'm really starting to think this chick thinks she is 7 years old. Yes, this is how she spends...

Jessica Quirk, tall, joins the ranks of the awesome. Today's awesome outfit post is awesome. How do we know this? Messica tells us so! There are so many awesome things going on in this post, I’m not sure where to start!  First off - there’s the St. James sweater that was sent to me by the lovely folks at Tails and the Unexpected.  I first got in touch with them after I posting my Breton stripe fashion facts and I’m so pumped to be wearing the real deal, made in French BINIC sweater.  Last time I wore a St. James top,...

Julia Allison isn't the only person who is overworked from her vague yet apparently lucrative job. Jordorable is currently off in the Cayman Islands with her husband. I have no idea why, or how they were able to afford such a thing, but they left this morning to forget their exhausting upper class white couple cares and get sunburned and drunk. Hopefully they remembered to lock their door this time.

Julia Allison, not even sure what she does anymore, is off on some sponsored trip to Sweden. Somehow she still manages to tweet vaguely worded attempts at sounding intelligent on her twitter feed, despite her hectic schedule. If only the rest of us could figure out what on earth she is trying to say here.

Sarah Lacy, pregnant, is obviously no longer a size 4. Yesterday she tweeted this pitiful complaint: i don't understand how pregnant women tie their shoes. someone please fill me in on the secret. 20 hours ago I thought she was only like 4 months along? She already can't reach her feet? Is that normal? And I find it funny that miss pioneer spirit of entrepreneurship can't manage to bend her knee into her lap, or ask her ironically named husband to tie them.

Tumblr is yet again up and down. On the heels of 24 hours of off and on error messages, the service experienced yet another clustercluck of wtf. It seems last night posts were not appearing, then appearing, then disappearing. Tumblr explained the issue via twitter, the usual way of getting information out reliably: A lagging database pool is causing recent posts to show up intermittently. We're working quickly to restore performance. 16 hours ago So...once again they are having database issues. And if the errors some people are still having are any indication, they are now over capacity - again....

Meaghano, no longer awesome, has been pretty boring lately. She's working hard at her new job - posting to the boring kickstarter blog. She's obsessing over bookstores. She's posting stories about little boys seeing her privates. I wore blue flats that pinched. A baby pink crew neck. Khakis. I mostly pushed a stroller around Central Park while the older boy caught fireflies. He kept them in the palm of his hand without me knowing and then let them go in the lobby of the Ritz Carlton, right in the face of the doormen. They laughed. Nothing was so bad, I...

It seems life is tiring for the interweb's busy women of blogging! Sarah Lacy, size 4 and pregnant, is so pooped even her Sadcuda is tired: I am exhausted and so is @sarahcuda/@sadkids junior. four/three cities in indonesia to go!9:24 AM Mar 21st via web Jessica Quirk, full time blogger, is simply wiped out after a weekend of gluing paper to sunglasses: 75 Degrees on the first day of spring and I wasted it with a 3 hr nap. Guess I was just really tired after all those weekend projects?about 15 hours ago via Twitter for Windows Phone And everyone's fave...

Sarah Lacy, pregnant, is really keeping her promise of not talking about baby baby baby by informing all of us fine obese catladies that even with a human being growing inside her, she is still a size 4: First of all, why do we need the size information? Second, EVERYONE can fit into ANY wrap dress - sometimes clear up to the ride to the hospital and then on the way home. The dang things are DESIGNED that way, moron. Third...why did we need to know it's a size 4 again? I don't really get why that tidbit needed to...

In a shocking event that surprised users (no not really), tumblr had an issue this morning. A "typo in a PHP tag allowed users to see source code" and supposedly also allowed people to see usernames and passwords. According to google cache at least some users were compromised: but tumblr's response claims otherwise: We’re certain that none of your personal information (passwords, etc.) was exposed, and your blog is backed up and safe as always.This was an embarrassing error, but something we were prepared for. The fact that this occurred at all is still unacceptable, and we’ll be seriously evaluating...

Brian Van, guy who was arrested for being drunk in public, is now refuting claims that he was drunk at the time of his arrest: The circumstances under which I was arrested involved me getting a public beatdown from an unknown number of security staff and police officers AT AN OFFICIAL SXSW INTERACTIVE EVENT, while I was completely defenseless to prevent it. I sustained injuries in the attack (I’m having them evaluated today) and I could have been killed. I have hard evidence that I was very much sober (and not violating the law) at the time. Furthermore, the resisting arrest...

Sarah Lacy, pregnant, will not allow us to forget she is pregnant. After vowing not to become a mommy blogger,  she has taken to her twitter to talk about baby this and baby that: @kross182 i love the idea that pregnancy will finally stop people commenting (good or bad) on my looks! ;)2:24 PM Mar 9th via web in reply to kross182 my book party was amazing last night, tho' the baby wanted to sleep-in today ;) huge thanks to @techcrunch and everyone who came!2:45 PM Mar 10th via web @hermioneway you are young. do a startup first. I've had a packed...

Tatiana Mdkasjio7397824ja, of Love Lies Lace, is just overwhelmed with her hectic life of blowing bubbles for her dog and having tea parties with her omghusband. She is stretched so thin, in fact, that she requires some very intense scheduling: Take a good long look at the picture above? Does that feel like life sometimes? More often than maybe we would like to admit? Yes, life is just like sitting in a big teacup at Disneyland, you overgrown useless child. I'm going to put my hand up and say yes, for goodness sakes I have two calendars, one journal entirely...

Jessica Quirk, size 4 xs can fit in children's clothes, is being the brave advocate of comfort and acceptance today, and informing us that she knows she LOOK GOOOOOD and will wear an elastic waist if she wants: As I’m editing these photos, I keep thinking to myself “someone is going to tell me this isn’t a very flattering shirt” to which I answer (in my head) - “yes, you’re right! it’s a men’s shirt, it’s over sized and in combination with the elastic waist you cannot see - it’s holea comfortable.” Then I skip to my next internal question...

In a depressing announcement that can only mean God is never allowed to take a day off from preventing evil again, Sarah Lacy has announced she will soon be producing a mini-elitist: I'm only saying this now because it's increasingly hard to hide, even with the new desk at TechCrunchTV. Also, I'm going to see 200 of you at my book party tomorrow and I hate when people are too scared to ask because, well, no one ever got slapped for not asking a woman if she was pregnant. But rest assured, I am NOT becoming a mommy blogger. And...

Jessica Quirk, midwest lover, has evidently finally come to accept that her hair is a disaster. I NEED A HAIRCUT. Badly.2 minutes ago via web Maybe it's time for a change. Debating on doing side swept bangs and a shorter bob.less than 20 seconds ago via web Nothing says "change" like going back to the exact same haircut you had for two years. I guess we shouldn't say anything, at least she's addressing The Hair That Ate Her Face, but maybe this time she won't let the OMG NEW YORK hair stylist convice her to look like the mom from...

Jessica Quirk, trying to be a granny, is now dressing like one. She spent the weekend making herself these red leisure pants, quite the fetching statement at the retirement village scrabble game. While her grandchildren were very proud that Meemaw is finally back to making her own clothes, they wondered why she felt the need to remind them that she is, in fact, skinny: One side note - pattern sizes are drastically different from store sizes. Always make sure to read the measurements before you cut your pattern. I’m a 12 in patterns/4 in store pants. I guess she was...

David Karp, guy with a barely working product who gets millions of dollars handed to him yearly, is fleeing the horrors of Upper East Side Manhattan: Goodbye, Upper East Side. You have great apartments but you’re still horrible. David has been barely able to exist in the squalor of his UES apartment. It's fortunate for him he is escaping before he is forced to see a poor person or something.

Sarah Lacy, insufferable, is calling you youngs insufferable: This Just In: Facebook Makes Millenials Even More Insufferable In case recent political uprisings have given us too many reasons to feel good about the impact Facebook is having in the world, we just got a study from Cornell that shows the mega-site is also helping boost millenials’ self-esteem. Because, you know, the so-called “self-esteem generation” needs more of that. All quips about millenials aside, the study trumpets the findings as a sign that the Internet is doing something good for the world. To us, it proves the exact opposite. The reason Facebook...