So I've been putting off commenting on this mess called Jen Whatsername's hair for a while now. I guess I keep hoping she will figure out where split ends come from and either invest in some Pro-Mend or go get a dang trim already. Since it seems (between using her special blender to make baby food and playing dress up in too short clothing) she hasn't had time to do the google and figure out why her hair looks like it has a beaver living in it, I thought GOMIBLOG could help her out. BUY SOME DAMN CONDITIONER AND TRIM...

Jordan Reid, pregnant and wearing what she wants by God, doesn't care what you think of her outfits. Except, ya know, when people who are not GOMIBLOG think stuff about her outfits: This Foley & Corinna crepe de chine tunic (on sale right now, FYI) is my kind of cocktail dress: gorgeous…and comfortable. That draping in the front also takes care of the Pregnant-Lady-In-A-Bar issue nicely... Oh so now she cares what random strangers think of her being pregnant in stripper heels and a glorified kimono sipping seltzer in a bar? What happened to that "screw the haterz" attitude she was sooooo...

Twatiana, of lovelifelace.com, is "simplifying" her life. This apparently includes streamlining her failblog of fakery into a more "organic" blog: (more…)

Messica, inventor of posting pics of yourself in clothes to the internet and author of a soon to be bestselling book, kicked off her weekend early today: Hand sewing on the porch with a glass of red! This weekend is off to an early start!about 3 hours ago via web I know I'm not really one to talk here considering my work situation, but can't her weekend technically start any day, any time? It's not like she has a 40 hour a week office job that she plods through, counting the minutes until 5pm Friday. I don't get her constant...

It really appears to be pity party week on the internet. Jordan Reid feels harassed, and poor Julia Allison is still "grieving" the loss of her live-in love of two weeks. Somehow the competing queens of "Look At Me, Look At My Drama" collided on Julia's tumblr today when "Maria" showed up asking for clarification of a comment about Jordan from Julia's post: I'm surprised you mentioned the Jordan departure.  That seems so long ago, but I'm still SO curious about what happened.  I don't remember you ever making any kind of official statement. In a striking change of pace,...

After her exhausting eat party in Vegas, Twatiana returned home...to eat. Once you've made the blinis you're going to need some caviar and creme fraiche. I prefer red caviar but you can use any as well as smoked salmon Simply build your petite blinis, top them with some freshly chopped dill or green onions and enjoy! They're fantastic with a hot cup of tea for breakfast! Um. Most of us barely have time to get some coffee or a pop tart, much less whip up blinis. And who the hole keeps caviar on hand? Anyone?

Jordan Reid, innocent victim of internet hatred and bullying, is rallying her GIRL POWER! You may recall that Jordan banned a commenter for daring to say she should rethink her nude hoof shoes - you know, seeing as she's carrying another life and all. When Jordan saw that her former follower had shared her story in our comments, she went into typical spin mode, claiming the commenter was leaving rude comments and that her unapproved comments were full of "harassment". Unable to just let it go and move the hole on, Jordan proceeded to post this battle cry for coochie...

Jordan Reid, of shillshacklesham, is rounding into month 5 or so of pregnancy. Is she putting away those 5 inch stilettos and coochie cutters and dressing in a mature and suitable way? Poop no! She's up on that roof teetering about in heels and Stevie Nicks scarves (tied in the pregnopean way) and basically refusing to acknowledge that maybe she needs to just put her hipster fashion wannbe outfits in storage for a few months. The Shorts are officially back. I think the last time you saw them was in my ridiculous Aldo dancing video, but here they are again! And...

Lovelifelace.com's Twatiana went to Las Vegas with her "dashing husby" this past weekend. What did they do? What do you think? Ate, of course. And ate. They ate at buffets, they ate by the pool: She even sat in bed and ate: This morning was beyond. New jammies, @TodayShow , room service and a good night's sleep.3:28 PM May 13th via web Macarons and the Amanda Knox movie in bed. The makings of a perfect evening!about 17 hours ago via web I think we can all assume there is one thing they DIDN'T do in bed.

I didn't want to watch this. I cannot stand this woman on video. Her voice grates me to no end, and she is such a stunted and uncomfortable speaker that I cringe on her behalf when she is trying to perform. Anyway, I watched it. What in the HELL is this crap? I haven't seen anyone talk so much and say so little since Julia Allison. I can only assume the TED organizers said "well, she does LIVE here..." I really hope that was their only reasoning behind the invitation, because it sounded like the only people cheering and hooting...

Tatiana, who as you know is Russian, has really needed a vacation for like, totally forevs. Well she's finally packing her clip on flowers and fake glasses for a well-earned trip to Sin City! Oh my god we are going to VEGAS tomorrow!!! I might die of happiness! 12 hours ago Unfortunately Twatiana is discovering that vacations are way stressful: Why is the day before a vacation always such hole?? Time for some vintage Eminem to power through this day. 6 hours ago The poor dear. After months of blowing bubbles, playing in sandboxes, reconnecting with her husband, and weekly...

Sarah Lacy, still fitting in those size 4 wrap dresses, finally showed off her fetus prison somewhere in Nigeria. Our popular stump with a bump was there to lecture the universe on how to be like Silicon Valley, except when they shouldn't be like Silicon Valley. Other pregnant lady appropriate Nigerian moments? up at 5 am. slathered with deet and ready to go to the water slums. 7 May She was traipsing around the planet for two years, and couldn't manage to get this activity out of the way before being the blood supply to a futurehuman? Anyway, enough reproduction...

Jordan Reid is jumping on the DIY wagon. She glued feathers on some cut off jeans. Yep. And then I wore them all weekend long. **Note: You cannot throw these things in the washing machine, obviously, but they can be washed – carefully – by hand. If you’re using a trim as delicate as feathers, I’d also recommend picking up some extra so you can replace it when it starts to look dingy – the entire process really takes only about five minutes, so a little upkeep shouldn’t be a problem. Hm, clothes you can't wash. That sounds practical with a...

Jessica Quirk knows how to inspire fans with her original style. In this fresh new outfit we have never seen before, Messica shows us that just because Modcloth doesn't have a sponsor ad doesn't mean she won't be wearing their free clothes! Today's amazing photo shoot took place at the drive-in movie theatre. On Friday night, Adam and I went on a date night at the drive in! It was so much fun! As you can see in some of these photos, they still have the wired speakers you can put on over your door, but we actually listed via...

After her long, pointless "book review" of some Real Housewives' book (short version: "It told me everything I wanted to hear! Two thumbs up!") in which the only interesting part is a badly veiled dig at GOMIBLOG, Twatiana is feeling SUPER grateful this week! Let's see, what does a grown ass 24 year old married woman give thanks for? Thank you to the lovely and romantic dinner we had on our patio this Monday night. It was perfectly warm, the radio serenaded us and for a few hours we felt like we were on vacation. Thank you to this opulent...

Jordan Reid, shillblogger, attempted lifestyle happiness expert, is pregnant. Today she posted this pic of her pregnant tummy and because I know the internet cares about my opinion, I want to say something. She looks happy. She has been really not annoying at all lately. And I am happy for her, because she looks so happy. Sure I hate babies even though they seem to love me - I guess for the same reason cats go directly to the person in the room that hates cats. But Jordan isn't being TOO obnoxious with her fetus blogging/tweeting, with only 5 mentions...

Julia Allison, nutrition expert, wants people on food stamps to stop eating fat people stuff: On the contrary: govt should mandate this! @fastcompanySomeone tweeted "this post was condescending." Is it that bad? http://bit.ly/iIWBB3 The linked article puts forward the idea that people on food stamps shouldn't be allowed to buy things like candy bars, lobster, soda, or bottled water. I wasn't even aware you ARE allowed to buy soda and candy bars on food stamps. But I do think it's a great idea for the woman who lives on brownies, cupcakes, and 80 dollar a day juice to tell people on...

Our beloved Twatiana keeps earning those vacations! Today we have her posting about "easy peasy lemon squeezy" curtains. Because curtains are so complicated that the world has been waiting for an "easy peasy" how-to. Then this evening Princess Imrussian had a most wonderful thing happen: Daddy called! Yes the 24 year old still needs Daddy to call before he gets on a plane. Do you think he will bring his princess back a present? At least she is married, so there is someone around to share "Beauty and the Beast" before bedtime!

It looks like Messica, or Jessica Schroeder Quirk as she is going by on the TEDx Broomcloset roster, hasn't received Rich Tong's invite and schedule for the next fashion week. I guess she's too busy trying to get Kate Spade to send her a free dress to use the google for fashion week info.

Sarah Lacy, who assured us she would not turn into a mommy blogger, keeps up her constant stream of fetus blather: I'm always surprised at the look of horror on someone's face when I say, "Look at me! I'm HUGE!" and the "Oh, no, no, no....you're not..." back-pedal. I know women have conditioned men NEVER to tell us we look "huge" but at least for me, that's not an insult for the next five months. I am reveling in it. I've never been more proud of how I look. Considering her bragging about packing her hump into a size 4,...