Jordan Reid, yeah sure nobody can tell you're pregnant, has taken her shillposts to a sort of weird, sad new low. Her latest "sponsored post" is about the new movie "Monte Carlo". That's right, 30 year old Jordan Reid accepted $176 dollars to write a post about a cinematic vehicle for Selena Gomez. Can we all agree that Selena Gomez is the cutest thing ever? Try as you might, the girl is just impossible not to like. And while I’ve never seen Gossip Girl (no, never…I know), I quite enjoy a little Leighton Meester fashion in my US Weekly, so there’s that. You know what else...

Love Life Lace, constant vacationer, arrived somewhere within a 50 mile radius of D.C. last week. Obviously a week long move-cation across the country meant it was time to take a well deserved day off yesterday: I'm off to enjoy some of the key elements: water, sand & sun. I'll be back tomorrow with something fun. You do you, gurl! Get your relaxation on! I know it's tough living with mom and dad and listening to your Beta Male complain about job searching. After all, it's been at least six weeks since you took a 5 day "vacay" to Vegas. No...

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, married, totally thinks Bloomtucky is better than New York City. In fact  she actually takes a moment to bask in her own smugness when others decide to join her in the Outer Zone: This is the woman who spent 4 years singing the praises of Brooklyn until she couldn't afford it anymore. The woman who basically admitted that the only reason she moved back to Indiana is because her husband wanted to. She is so sure that the middle state college town she resentfully resides in is superior to yucky loud NYC. So sure that she takes a quiet...

In case you were wondering how Rich Tong, controller of internet fashion, met his naked teenage girlfriend she is happy to tell you: "How did you meet Rich?" OKCupid, which I HIGHLY recommend to anyone and everyone looking for a significant other. I've experienced obviously very amazing and wonderful results, and I've heard only good things from friends! Well that's that. RIch went on a dating site looking for teenage models, and trust fund Lizzie needed to boost her public profile. DESTINY! Yeah, no. Unless you're just really into taking a test to find out if you're a rapist, you...

Cary Randolph Fuller, more American than you, has finally snagged a coveted summer season trip to the OMG HAMPTONS: Heading east today for the first ever (in-season) trip to the Hamptons. Something tells me it will be more fun than it was in February. I will honestly never get the whole pants pissing over the Hamptons. It's fun for a couple of years from college till about 25. Then you can do the young hot bikini drunk girl blowout party scene. But during the stretch between party's over 25 and long beach walks while reflecting on your divorce 45, unless you...

Twatiana, who streamlined her blogging, finally tells all about her big move: The past four weeks have really tested my patience, strength, faith and nerves. For a type A personality like mine it was tough to deal withe innumerable surprises that seemed to pop up on every corner - as if our life was a video game. Flexibility was key. "Rolling with the punches" was our tag line. I likened every day to those last fifteen horrific minutes on a treadmill, when you can't possibly do it anymore but you keep going. To say we were running on empty by the end...

Cherry Blossom Girl, some French chick who likes to roll around in her underwear, is apparently a pretty popular fashion/lifestyle blogger (probably because she likes to roll around in underwear). And CBG knows the first rule of myspace photo posing: find your angle and do it over and over and over! Like Paris Hilton's hand-hip-shoulder pop and Tinsley Mortimer's scissor stance, CBG has created a signature pose: the show-off-your-manicure-face-touch. Like Jean Nate bath splash you can never get too much of it, and CBG treats us to this pose repeatedly on the first few pages of her blog. Really though,...

Sarah Lacy, not going to turn into a mommy blogger, won't shut up about her fetus. lovely dinner at a pizzeria in haarlem. speaking at the creative company conference tmrw then back to the US. baby not liking the jetlag :( 6 Jun via web in fact i only have four more keynotes pregnant left! will have to wean the baby off the adrenaline rush. 7 Jun via web omfg. has a baby ever broken ribs from kicking inside the womb? i've got pele up in here. UGH. 7 Jun via web should have been scared when one of the...

Cary Randolph, related to important people, knows from international glamour. As a WASP she is a taste making expert on everything from how to name your child to how to dress for a European vacation; from bragging about your family tree to bragging about going to free promotional polo matches. In between her weekend trips to Newport to stare longingly at yachts and rich white people, Cary likes to write overwrought semi-autobiographical posts in which she tries to make it sound like she grew up watching her parents throw formal dinners for the Astors. Autumn 1997. Princess Diana had just...

Rich Tong, nudity director, was asked by Net-A-Porter to name his omg most fave fashion tumblrs. In a stunning display of nepotism, the perfect person to tell us how to DO FASHION on tumblr announced his first choice is Messica's "What I Wore". Apparently Rich Tong thinks "one of the first personal style bloggers on tumblr" is "consistent and disciplined". If he means consistently bland and disciplined about moderating comments, you bet. She's also consistently unhelpful and dismissive of readers, disciplined about being a jealous junior high girl over other bloggers getting more attention than her, consistently reminds us that she is...

Twatiana, Russian, announced a couple of weeks ago that she was moving back to Washington D.C. Apparently they left southern California Saturday morning and have now made it all the way...to Texas. We left SoCal on Saturday morning and we've been driving ever since... Today we're taking a break in Amarillo, TX. We're enjoying some real BBQ and the ability to sleep in. Then tomorrow we keep going! Hope y'all had a great weekend! Ok I don't know how slow some people drive, but it should not take FOUR DAYS to go from socal to TX. I drove it in...

Emphasis Added, the privilege laden blog of some rich mommy blogger, has finally lost her mind. I will not post the pic here, but does anyone else think that baby string bikinis are not cute? Seriously? How soon do we really need to be forcing our ideals of sex appeal on a little girl? Look lady - if you want to complain endlessly about losing that baby weight and cover yourself in fake tanner and eyeliner, more power to you. But maybe let your daughter have I don't know, 8 or so years free of all the pressures your low-self esteem imposes...

Rich Tong, professional, recently let his girlfriend move in with him.  And, lest we forget that the man who thinks himself the final word on fashion snagged the status thin blonde female, Rich will provide us with a series of provocative photos to prove it. Rich has so far given us a nude drowning and nude dog cuddling. We get it, Rich - you have a model quality toy who likes to romp around naked and have her picture taken. Maybe it's time to set your tumblr to 'adult content'. Some people have bosses walking by, and not everyone wants...

The day you've had marked on your calendar for MONTHS is finally happening soon - the release of the most important fashion book ever published, Jessica Schroeder Quirk's "What I Wore" book. It looks like they went with that as the final cover. Why out of the million pics of her available did they choose...this? Anyway, I've already read the galley and all I can say is I hope they did a final proofread before hitting the print button. I'm sure sales will be massive and Messica will wind up being a millionaire. We just got done listening to her...

There have been a few comment threads now discussing the new website PoopoGiggles, the joint effort "by actress/musician ZOOEY DESCHANEL, producer SOPHIA ROSSI and writer/Internet Sensation MOLLY MCALEER". From their About page, the site is described as the "ultimate entertainment destination for smart, independent and creative females. Everything hosted on the site will be lady-friendly, so visitors need not worry about finding the standard Boys Club content that makes many entertainment sites unappealing to so many of us." Over their comments they ask us to "please help us maintain positive conversations". I think the description is a bit off - I've never found...

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, Tory Burch's bff, is a totes big deal in the fashion industry. Her daring, original style never fails to make The Sartorialist go "wow just wow" and Anna Wintour shake with jealousy. Today she shares her latest sewing project DIY. Which looks like every other dress she has ever made or worn. I guess since modcloth dumped her and Bloomtucky isn't exactly a vintage thrift goldmine she's having to compensate. But how about maybe trying a new silhouette already? It's just the same 50's housewife dress over and over. How about a mod mini-dress or something? I'm...

Cary Randolph Fuller, midwestern New England country girl rich WASP, is busy planning her "6 Dollar Margarita Party So We Can All Get On Guest of a Guest Again" event. I guess the First Family turned down her invitation: Oh well, there are sure to be plenty of warm bodies there, getting drunk and exchanging twitter names. Maybe we will get lucky and some of the old guard like Peter Feld and ThatGirlAllison will make an appearance! She's too busy to worry about such things for long, anyway. She is faced with a million decisions and last minute details: With...

Tatiana Mikhailovna, of loveliesspace, recently decided to stop blogging so much. Now we know why - she's busy moving from La Brea or Garbage Grove or whatever town in SoCal she lives in back to Washington D.C.: I'm so excited to finally share a secret we've been keeping for some time... we're moving back home!! And we're over the moon about it! We can't wait to go back to our favorite city, four distinct seasons, our families, snow on Christmas and all the wonderful things that come with living on the East Coast... We have some exciting dreams for this new...

Jessica Schroeder Quirk, marriage expert, expertly avoiding having to cough up some birthday sex by spending her husband/best friend's birthday in New York City. Sometime between inhaling fried chicken with The Real Rich Tong (not one of those imposters!) and inhaling Burger King at the airport, Messica took a moment to tweet the most thoughtful, wonderful omgamazing husband EVER this heartfelt birthday wish: Her husbandbff did not respond directly to her, choosing instead to post this sad statement: These two have somehow combined smug obnoxious married with wow that is sad married. It's ok Quirk! Birthdays can get you down!

Cary "I'm a WASP, I swear!" Randolph was happily pushing her "check me out in Newport, I'm totes from Newport, hanging in Newport, ps I'm white" agenda when finally someone mentioned to her that her ACTUAL place of origin had been wiped off the map. Cary rushed to show her support! I’ve always loved that dusty outlaw look of the American West - the blue jeans,concho belts, six-shooter holsters, and tobacco-chewing bad attitude. But lately, in the aftermath of my hometown’s destruction, that love has turned into a bona fide craving. Joplin is an outlaw town: site of Bonnie and Clyde’s infamous...