Emphasis Added, I'm keeping this thought about her to myself, is on a quest to get back into pro-ana thinspo shape. 6 months or so after pushing an entire human being out of her pelvis, she remains the disgusting, obese creature you see above. How will she take care of this revolting fatness that simply will not budge? She will limit her diet to one food group, natch! I’ve decided to go Raw-Vegan for a bit. If anyone has been reading since the beginning (mom?  georgina?), you might remember I did several raw vegan detoxes my first year of the blog…but...

Modcloth, the official provider of blogger clothing, has a lovely product called the "Trip to Tansy-nia" skirt. In keeping with its policy of using forced twee to describe the clothing on offer, Modcloth presents you with this masterpiece of wtf: Volunteering feels good, doesn't it? It's also a great excuse to travel, and this time your huge heart is taking you to Africa! Embody the vibrant personalities and positive spirits of the locals when you wear this dynamic maxi skirt with an gold exposed zipper! Created by Lauren Moffatt, a favorite amongst fashion bloggers, this skirt's wide, blue waistband matches...

Jordan Reid, pregnant if she wants to be, went to the Sussex Flea Market up in Canada with her family. Not only did she find old books and some tacky gold tone jewelry, she also enjoyed a delicious Canadian treat: And finally: ooh, poutine. If you’ve never had it (which would be a shame), it’s french fries covered in cheese and gravy, and is a big Canadian specialty. That's odd, I didn't know Canada had the market on chili cheese gravy fries. I had no idea I was so Canadian, eating chili cheese gravy fries at softball games in Texas. Someone...

Cary Randolph Merovingian Wittenbach Jefferson Walter Fuller, WASP, loves answering reader questions. Especially anonymous questions that always seem to cater to whatever she feels like talking about, or allows her to peddle whatever Ralph Lauren is currently selling. The other day Cary got another "anonymous" ask message that curiously allowed her to yet again adjust her Hemingway Didion hat: Anonymous said: favorite smells & textures? Fantastic question. I love the smells of a man in the morning when he first wakes up, Colonia by Acqua di Parma, gasoline, sea air, Wrigley’s spearmint gum, juniper, an ex-boyfriend’s cashmere sweaters, and iris....

The internets waits in breathless anticipation no more: Jessica Quirk is coming to Fashion Week. I was under the impression that tumblr covered hotel/airfare, so does this mean Messica is not included in the tumblr fashion wolfpack this season? Or is tumblr not paying for Rich Tong's fashion slumber party this time around? Either way we can't wait to see what awesome coverage Messica provides!

David Karp, founder of LiveJourmySpaceGeotripod 2.0, is getting a lot of hate on his own creation today. Evidently stories are going around tumblr of an hourly posting limit, and a new daily limit on asks. Users who attempt to post more than the Great Karp deems appropriate are greeted with this: The mature and devoted tumblr user base is now busy posting things to tumblr like "david karp why are you making all of these dumb changes", "Tumblr is disintegrating. Very quickly.", and "tumblr is getting progressively Craptier and Craptier. They’ll be lucky if we’re all still here by the...

Sally McGraw of AlreadyPretty.com is joining the 99203984 other women who can dress themselves and quitting her job to be a full time blogger. To that end, she is putting ads on her site and she needs you to know a few things: Once self-employed, I will rely on affiliate income and traffic-driven advertising income from this blog as my primary salary, at least initially. With that in mind, I’ll be adding an additional BlogHer ad above my own header. As someone who considers a relatively clean layout to be an important component of positive reader experience, I have hesitated to make...

Bleubird Vintage, bunny renter, is joining Dear Baby and other mommy bloggers in the recent trend of posting breastfeeding pics: this is the way gemma bird prefers to eat these days. it's a little strange, yes, but she likes it and i think it's pretty cute. i still can't believe that she turns one next weekend. where did this past year go?... At least we can't see her baby feeders, so points for taste I guess. I just don't get this new thing among mommy bloggers at all. A lovely shot of you breastfeeding for the baby album, cool, whatever...

A few of you have been mentioning that 20 Best Twenty - who posted about choosing Jessica Schroeder Quirk as their August "curator" - had a bad time with their comments today. It seems their announcement was greeted with plenty of feedback, but as it was all basically negative, the blog simply deleted them.  I'm not sure exactly what they expected as far as feeback, since Messica is basically now the Julia Allison of the style blogger world; any mention or association with her is bound to attract eyerolls and 'COME ONs' from the audience. Anyway, this isn't about this...

Jordan Reid, will shill for anything, will shill for anything. She will even shill about a brand of rum while 7 months pregnant! There’s nothing quite like a rum cocktail to make it feel like summer. Alas, this particular summer isn’t especially rum-soaked for me, but there’s always…rum cake? That’s good, too. My favorite rum-inclusive beverage is one that I discovered in the Caribbean: to make a Cayman Islands Rum Punch, just mix together 1 oz premium dark rum, 3 oz orange juice, 1 oz pineapple juice, a squeeze of fresh lime, and a splash of grenadine for color (let the grenadine float...

Messica Quirk, the "best friend or neighbor" of fashion blogging, had herself a relaxing Sunday posing in fields. No doubt she is keeping it chill to rest up for her continuing What I Want Book Tour and the rapidly approaching Fashion Week festivities. Let’s be real. I don’t usually get so dressed up on a Sunday afternoon, but over the weekend, I upgraded my camera from a Canon Rebel XSI to a Canon 7D.  I knew the first outfit pictures I took with it would be this afternoon and I wanted ‘em to be pretty.  I also bought a new...

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Twatiana and her Betamale husband are settling into their free forest shack nicely. At least it appears that way, but who can ever tell what the truth is with this chick. She could be one valium refill away from a breakdown for all we know, but that won't stop her from producing the most irritatingly upbeat thing since the shopping montage in "Xanadu": Kevin's new role as a teacher is fantastic for many reasons. First of all teaching is what he loves to do. Second, it sits in the middle of one of the most beautiful valleys I have ever...

Jordan Reid, pregnant, cannot wait to get that fetus out of her so she can get back to important life activities: While being a bit of a homebody feels natural and good right now, I have to admit: I’m sort of looking forward to that night a few months down the line when I can head out to a restaurant with some girlfriends…and then stay out. Past nine. And then maybe go…I don’t know…dancing. The lifestyle changes that come along with pregnancy and motherhood are necessary, and exciting in and of themselves, but sometimes you just need a whiskey with...

While Messica comes down from the high of being essentially ignored at a clothing swap, I'm debating which sneakers are more fetch for drinking a thermos of margaritas on the Brooklyn Bridge. Since I'll obviously be busy for the next hour doing that, and because we have so many new guests here to GOMIBLOG, I thought I'd open the floor. So, what is the most classic What I Want Messica moment? What post or comment finally drove you around the bend? If you no longer read WIW (or are reading less),  was there a reason it began to lose its...

Twatiana of Love Lies Lace decided to come clean to her 8 readers about why they're living in a backyard shed in the middle of no where earlier today: Since we got back from California we have been staying with my parents who graciously offered up my old room to us. It's been wonderful and interesting being back; having to share one tiny closet and squeeze all of our belonging we would need for the next three months into my bedroom. But as we say in Russia "V tesnote da ne v obide" translation: "In a crush, yet without resentment."...

Cary Randolph Jefferson Washington Kennedy Fuller, swears she is a WASP, never misses a party. Last week Cary went to High Suhssietty Greenwich and showed a bunch of hedge funders what class and breeding are all about: I was at this party in Greenwich last week. A hedge funder’s McMansion on Round Hill Road. My friends call these shindigs “rape and murder” because that’s basically what we expect, that and a lot of tan lines where wedding rings should be. We dove into the rosé, and then, after dark, while chatting with a gentleman who lamented his second wife’s existence...

"Miss James", the babypimping blogger of "Bleubird Vintage", is making sure her meal ticket's first birthday is twee enough to inspire thousands of "AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWs" from her followers. To that end, she spent this afternoon trying to find a way to make bunnies happen: so renting a bunny petting zoo for birdies bday will cost me $250 for an hour but i can just buying 4 bunnies for $80. hmmm...6 hours ago i'm thinking buy the bunnies and then after the party bring them back to the bunny store... no? 6 hours ago making a phone call now... "what's the return...

Sigh. Emily of Emphasis Added, professional humblebragger, seems to be trying to understand gay marriage by asking "So, which one of you is the girl?" Last week at dinner with Andrew, we got to discussing the passing of Gay Marriage in New York. (Wohoo!) My bro-in-law lives in Manhattan and has been in a committed relationship with his partner for 8 years. He mentioned that he had never given marriage much thought until it became a possibility for them. He said that now that he COULD get married, there has been a sort of spotlight shined on his relationship. And...

Jessica Quirk, former style expert, is currently on a plane on her way to NYC for her BIG BIG NIGHT. As Sara Zucker, Rich Tong, John Jannuzzi,  OscarPRGirl, Jessica Chu, and 200 20-something wanna be style bloggers descend on the DKNY store in SoHo, we remind you all to take care as you walk down Broadway. No doubt the street will be flooded with thousands of people clamoring for a glimpse of the number one world famous person with a tumblr. Sarcasm aside, is anyone else kind of going "huh"? It's like a two hour mid-week after work event. You'd...