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Jessica Quirk Would Like To Continue This Via Email

Jessica Quirk is in the middle of her bi-coastal book bash, meeting her 900 readers and selling books in her c/o outfits. Apparently all this new exposure is bringing out her critics and she just doesn't have time for your negativity! fashiongrl: I respect and admire your business savvy and would love to make my hobby my career - especially with a book deal (SO exciting). However, I am really missing the originality and pizazz you had when you lived in NYC. Your outfits then were inspiring, a bit out of the box. I bought colored tights for the first time...
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Internet Craps Pants Over SoupSoup Tumblr “Break”

Anthony de Rosa, cutie pie Social Media Editor for Reuters and tumblr "power user" is finally fed up with tumblr's fabulous ability to screw up. Tumblr has become terribly unstable. My theme just changed format for no reason whatsoever, my posts are showing up multiple times, posts are getting lost after I send them. I can’t deal with trying to hack together fixes for this. I can’t spend time putting together posts only for them to be lost, wasting the time and effort to do it. I’m not paid by Tumblr to maintain this blog, I can’t continue to spend...

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Another Successful Cupcake Party For Jessica Quirk

After taking frumpy to a whole new level for her OMG TEE VEE appearance, Messica of "What I Wore" sat in a store signing books and not really mingling with her readers. And since you're surely all curious what Kate Spade sigh of a dress Jessica paired with her Coach shoes: Holy cow, Messica! GOT DRESS? The mentions of the party online don't seem to be full of much enthusiasm. Just the usual "went to a blogger meetup and had a pretentious drink" posts and tweets. I have to say I'm disappointed; I expected thousands to be banging down the...
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LoveLifeLace Shows Us How DIY Is Done

Tatiana, so grateful, recently got a place to live. She is busy DIYing it up in anticipation of moving in in August. I'm hoping this is a staged photo. I don't know about you folks, but when I was redoing my apartment I was not pigeon toe-ing around in cute outfits, I was on a ladder in a wife beater and cutoffs covered in paint. I guess if I had more gratitude in my life I could have renovated with glamour. And in case you missed it, here is Twatiana in InStyle magazine, being in style in stripes. What, no...
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Jessica Quirk Has Proof

Jessica, full time means 4 hours a day, recently went to her high school reunion. It was easy for her to attend because she lives like 15 minutes away now. Like everyone else Messica is overjoyed at any chance to post pics of herself in high school so people can comment on how she's always had style!!!! and was so tall!!! and thin!!! But forget all that compliment fishing: the truly important part of that post was the above photo. It provides proof (PROOF! STFU!) that Messica was doing 'color blocking' before anyone else. Suck it, haters! In other What...

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Jordan Reid Suggests You Dress Like Her

Jordan Reid, totally not hung up on how huge her stomach is getting, has posted a mommy fashion post over on some blog. First she makes sure to flip the bird our direction for suggesting she stop traipsing around on her roof in platform heels and labia burner shorts: I am all about keeping an ironclad grip on my pre-pregnancy style. While I’m more than happy to make safety concessions (at six and hald months pregnant, the heels are now staying put in my purse until I get my be-flip-flopped self to wherever it is that I’m going), to me,...
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Rich Tong Would Like To Ignore Your Suggestions

Rich Tong, decider of who is popular in fashion tumblrs, is asking for nominations for the next super successful tumblr fashion week: With NYFW less than 8 weeks away, we’re looking to send some of the most creative people from our community to cover fashion week on our behalf. Last February, we were amazed at the incredible coverage from the 24 Tumblr bloggers at fashion week and I can’t wait to see what happens in September.  This time around, in particular, we’re looking to include 4 bloggers to specifically cover beauty, hair, shoes & accessories. If you’d like to recommend someone...
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Melissa Knows What Sells

DearBabyBlog.com is rapidly turning into the DearBoobsBlog (come on, it was out there, I had to). Her last two posts feature gloriously tasteful shots showcasing her pride in her new post-baby appendages. First we were gifted with a softly backlit breastfeeding shot; and yesterday we were treated to a boobtastic bikini picture. Apparently Missy is amused with her toys: Also, as a lifelong 32B cup, I find these boobs of mine hilarious. I wake up daily thinking “Whose body is this?!?!” I feel like a squishier, less blonde (and tan and a million other adjectives) version of Pam Anderson. Attention new...
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Internet Demands Explanation For LoveLifeLace Outfit

Tatiana, the trying-so-hard-to-be-twee blogger of Love Lies Space, apparently decided that today is the day she becomes a Breton farmer. Because it's not enough to just wear stripes, gold loafers, and the Hipster Bangs-n-Bun if you want to be taken seriously as a pseudo-hipster lifestyle blogger, Twatiana threw in some overfupas. She added this description: I totally felt like Where's Waldo? in this outfit! Huh? How do you get "Where's Waldo" from this? More like "Where's Style?" amiright high five! But really, what is the reasoning behind...this? What is this? What is going on in this photo? I just don't...
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Indiana Thinks Jessica Quirk Is “Fashionable”

What I Wore's Jessica Quirk, giver of "expert style tips", made the Style section of some local Indiana paper. Under the headline "Hoosier Jessica Quirk is fashionable girl next door, Her blog and book offer advice and a look at her own wardrobe", some midwestern daily ran this hilarious piece. For Jessica Quirk, fashion isn't about walking all over each other in this season's Prada pumps to get in the front row at fashion week. It's simply about looking good and feeling confident. In her book, "What I Wore: Four Seasons, One Closet, Endless Recipes for Personal Style" (Ballantine Books,...
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Julia Allison Finally Provides New Yoga Fauxto

Julia Allison, yoga picture taker, has at last decided to update her classic fauxga picture. Since she can't possibly do anything in private, Miss Julia Bunny had someone take a series of pictures she later uploaded with gripping captions such as: Ommmmmm Afternoon yoga class al fresco in Santa Monica.  It was heaven. Presumably that Taylor guy  was taking all these poses, since he was there but only appears in one pic. So thanks to him for providing us with a fresh new fauxga pic for a new decade of Julia's life!
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SOMI Interview: Dustin Of WhatIWore.com

Some of you may not have seen the glorious time suck that is WhatIWore.com. Long before Messica decided to document her daily outfits, Dustin Douglas was posting his sartorialols on his website. Since July of 2003 Dustin has posted almost daily pics of his exceptionally normal attire. Being the hilarious and fun loving guy he is, he consented to answer a few questions for us. Below, the Stay On My Internets interview with Dustin of WhatIWore.com: (more…)
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Dear Hell’s Kitchen, Nat The Fat Rat Hates You

Nat the Fat Rat, apparently some Mormon mommy blogger, has a busy life. She has to walk around New York City all day posing for pictures with her baby AND go shopping and maintain a blog. So it makes sense that sometimes she's just too frazzled to keep up with her phone, right? Well the inevitable happened: Natalie sat her phone down in a bodega, walked out, and someone in icky yucky grody Poop's Kitchen swiped it! i was checking the address on my iphone when we stopped in front of a bodega to get snacks. i was thinking red...
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David Karp Needs More Toys

David Karp, spender of money, has apparently decided that he needs more toys. Rather than getting on his Vespa and looking at the road to drive like a normal person, he would rather hook up a GoPro camera system on his handlebars. As his girlfriend Uberchio Rachel stood back and gave him major bortchface, Karp hooked up a totally unnecessary electronic toy: Pasquale helped me rig this up so I can see where I’m going After a rough couple of weeks of hanging out in the Hamptons and not fixing the ignorant new version of the tumblr dashboard, I agree...
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Jessica Quirk Prepares For Super Exciting Book Launch Party

Jessica Quirk, published doodler, will be celebrating her success at conning a blog book publisher into printing drawings of her closet this Thursday. Sparing no expense to make sure her book launch party is THE event of the "summer in a college town" season, Messica headed out to start stocking supplies: Bottled pop for the book party next week!! http://twitpic.com/5k2qid 2 Jul via Twitter for Windows Phone WOWWIE WOW WOW! Root beer and cupcakes!!! This is going to be the most happening event since Rosie Roxwitter's 6th birthday party last month! Nothing says "I am celebrating what will surely be merely the...
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Gala Darling Is So Boring I Don’t Even Care Right Now

Amy Paape - who legally changed her name to "Gala Darling" - has apparently been annoying people on the internet for at least 3 years. A google search shows there are already countless "omg this bortch" posts all over the internet. I have glanced at her website a total of maybe 3 times when she has previously been mentioned here on GOMIBLOG. I'll be honest, I just cant make it past a couple of pages. I don't WANT to know anything about her. I don't WANT to delve into her biography or past, she is so obviously a boring snake...
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Love Life Lace Missed Your Attentions

Twatiana of LoveLifeLace.com is back to doing outfit posts and weekly gratitude with regularity after her back to back vacations big move. This week our intrepid cross-country traveler apparently got herself some new glasses, is grateful to her parents and in-laws for setting up the air mattresses yet again for her and her husband, and thanks MTV for filling an hour of her day with trash tv. At the end of her post she drops this heartfelt P.S.: I've re-installed comments so you're welcome to write in! I missed you guys! Yes, now that she has time to sit and...
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Jordan Reid Wants To Know What You Want

Jordan Reid, super popular and successful lifestyle blogger, is inviting her 207 readers to tell her what the hole to do with her blog: Those of you who have been reading RG from the beginning may have noticed that there have been lots of changes over the past few months – for example, I introduced Style and Baby tabs, cut down a little on the out-and-about stuff (save for Weekend Snapshots and event coverage), and tried to step it up with the photography. Style-wise, posts have, in general, gotten a little longer-form, and there are fewer of them on each...
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We’d Like To Remind You That Cary Randolph Fuller Gets Paid To Write

Cary Randolph Fuller, WASPy relative of Jefferson, is supposedly a "Fashion Editor for Ralph Lauren". We all know her wonderful ability to ramble on incoherently about nothing. Now she steps it up with her latest attempt to sound like Harper Lee on LSD: Recurring themes.Summer morning, somewhere in Suburbia, open the front door of a red brick bungalow, walk down a short flight of steps, bare feet. He’s waiting in the driveway, standing next to the car, watching. I don’t know where we are going. I think we are married but am not certain if we are happy or have...
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Jessica Quirk Reminds Us She Is Size Medium

In her ongoing effort to make us believe nothing has changed, Messica has been pulling on outfits from years ago. How do we know they are from years ago? Because she makes sure to tell us. There are some dresses in my closet that get worn year after year and this is definitely one of them. It was actually what I wore in my first ever daily outfit photo four years ago! Tuesday she crammed into the ill-fitting "chambray" dress, informing us that she's worn it for the past three years. See, bortches! No weight gain!  She can still fit...
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