Instagram Shuts Down TheHyperbalist

Alina Gonzalez, walking ‘hold my beer’ joke, has had her instagram account shut down.

Alina Gonzalez Has A New Aesthetic For Summer 2018

Alina Gonzalez, the NSFW-balist, spent Father’s Day weekend making daddy proud by posting some photos of her ‘summer aesthetic’. Apparently just getting a new white blonde ‘Marilyn’ hairdo wasn’t the end of her transformation – she is now posting full (emoji censored) nudes to instagram.

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Alina Gonzalez Pays Tribute To Kate Spade, A “Perfect Capitalist White Woman”

Alina Gonzalez, still somehow not Baker Acted, has shared her thoughts on the passing of fashion designer Kate Spade.

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Alina Will Now Charge For Her Private Instagram

Alina Gonzalez, squirrel feces, is being consciously transitioned out of her position at Anine Bing. But worry not! She has a foolproof plan to be a millionaire – by charging people for access to her private instagram.

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Alina Is A Friend Of Jews

Alina Gonzalez, does not care about your opinion, spent hours yesterday spewing her opinions about every race on the planet. Basically she likes everyone except white women, and thinks the Jewish people have always spoken to her soul.

Oh, did you think that was it? Because A-Goz went on for another 10 breathtaking watermelon text hours, working out her mommy issues in a spectacular, circular, racist stereotype-filled fashion. She begins by telling us that white women suck in bed.

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Blogger Halloween Costumes Were Meh AF This Year

Blogland, that aspiration and inspiration filled place where creativity supposedly lives, failed to impress this Halloween.

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Alina Will Explain Why Pugs Are Fantastic

The Hyperbalist Alina Gonzalez, amazing, loves pugs. She loves pugs more than you love pugs, and she knows why pugs are amazedonks. Let her tell you why.

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