Carly Riordan Is Afraid Of People Going Off Their Medication

Carly Riordan, some sort of prep, had her first child almost one year ago. To celebrate, she’s spent most of yesterday and today using instagram as her therapist to work through her delivery experience at a hospital where her treatment, she claims, was ‘NOT ok’ – especially considering her special status in this world ‘as a white wealthy woman‘.

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Carly Riordan Will Unfollow Everyone

Carly Riordan, has a baby, apparently considers herself the arbiter of which creator apps are ‘in’. After basically announcing instagram is over she has doubled down and unfollowed everyone on the gram.

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Carly Had Her Prepster Baby

Carly Riordan, was pregnant, is no longer pregnant. In the usual manner of successful reproductive finales she has produced a baby.

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Carly Riordan Finally Announces Her Pregnancy

Carly Riordan, most boring woman alive, has finally confirmed she is pregnant in the most boring way possible – the standard issue couple-holding-sonogram picture on instagram.

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