Influencers Are Still Insufferable On Memorial Day

Ah, Memorial Day Weekend. Traditionally seen as the opening of summer and a three day weekend after a long stretch of no holidays. But for influencers any holiday is just another excuse to be the center of attention and sell you things. So what were they up to today? Let’s find out!

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Carly Continues To Be Late To Trends

Carly Riordan, thinks men have it harder than women, spent yesterday doing the woman thing of having her ‘colors done’. And you’ll never believe what her ideal colors are!

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Hairbows And Trees Continue As The Default December Posing Trend

Happy Boxing Day! As influencers race to see who can remove their holiday decor first, let’s enjoy a quick look at how they honored the de rigueur influencer holiday pose this year.

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Carly Riordan Says Being A Man Is More Of A Challenge

Carly Riordan, boy mom, recently announced she is making a second XY chromosomed fetus. Since the announcement she has been on some sort of Convince Everyone I’m Fine With Boys tour – and it has now reached the long form blog post phase.

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Carly Riordan Can Redecorate

Carly, white wealthy woman, has finally revealed her neverending home makeover. Since I’m stuck here for lunch and have a lot of opinions, let’s dive in shall we?

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Carly Riordan Instagram Prep Influencers WTF

Carly Is Just Like A Rape Victim Or Something

Carly, filing police reports over internet messages, apparently believes she should be able to post every minute detail of her life on the public internet without feeling unsafe – and seems to think suggesting she be more careful about what she posts is like asking rape victims what they were wearing.

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Carly Riordan Wants You To Send Her Instagram Followers

Carly Riordan, afraid of people on medication, recently had a snickity fit and bounced from instagram. Now she’s begging people to follow her and has declared her ‘goal’ is to ‘grow on instagram’.

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