Bloggers Decide ‘Hairbows And Trees’ Is The Holiday Gram Trend For 2020

Ah, Christmas. A time to reflect on our blessings. To share what we have with those less fortunate. To bestow gifts on every person we have ever met no matter how well we know their tastes or needs. And, of course, to compete with total strangers on social media to see who can pull off that year’s holiday picture trend the best. Enter the ‘hairbows and tree’ pose.

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Emilyanngemma Works Harder Than Teachers

Emily Gemma, has a Christmas tree in her closet, posted to her emilyanngemma gram about the Christmas tree in her closet. Obviously her comments immediately filled up with a bunch of OMG HASHTAG GOALZ horsecrap. But one comment – evidently from a teacher – wistfully remarked that her closet seems ‘bigger’ than their ‘whole house’. The Giant Weave Formerly Known As Emily responded in her usual gracious and empathetic manner.

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Kaitlyn Neuendorf Doesn’t Support Your Gender

Kaitlyn Neuendorf, of thelocallocale, decided instagram in 2020 was the perfect place and time to ask the same question every privileged heteronormative hipster nuclear family white lady has asked since the first basic bortch created a Livejournal account.

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Kate Bryan Will Celebrate Her Child

Kate Bryan, we only see a small glimpse, celebrated the birthday of her son with a sumptuous celebration to mark the day of his birth. Oh wait, no she didn’t. She gave him one sad balloon and a cheap banner.

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Leandra Medine Shows Us Her Man Repeller

Leandra Medine, had a website for 10 years, is apparently bored out of her mind without a blog empire to run. She’s blowing up instagram with nonstop stories and posts – and judging by her content, vagina is the new black.

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Influencers Still Getting Their Upkeep

Hanukkah begins this evening, kicking off my week of celebrating a miracle while avoiding cheap foil wrapped chocolates, and I don’t know about you but I’m feeling unkempt and unattractive after the year we’ve had. Not that there are a lot of reasons to look my usual party season best with most public social life in NYC at a standstill – my ‘best’ meaning trying to hide a neverending ‘holiday signature cocktail’ hangover (why does every holiday party require a signature cocktail, just serve normal drinks ffs) under two pounds of slap and a hefty dose of Visine.

Not so for influencers! They must look perfect at all times even if they’re doing nothing more than walking around their own homes with a cup of coffee talking into their phones. Luckily, despite increasing areas entering Lockdown 2.0 these gals still have access to essential services like injectables and extensions.

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Robbie Tripp Wants You To Look At Him Now

Robbie Tripp, Christmas ruiner, has posted his latest egobomb screed. Confidently proclaiming that we will all one day be working for him, he wants to hammer home his unfathomable belief that music is what he was ‘born to do’.

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