Kate Bryan Will Share Her Christmas Light Struggle

Kate Bryan, size medium yogurt genius, shared a story today that is so real it will make you feel totally related to. Apparently her Christmas light stylist installed cool lights instead of warm – and her ever-tolerant husband had to correct the issue himself.

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Arielle Charnas Finally Announces Pregnancy

Arielle Charnas, something Miami, has finally confirmed what GOMIers have known for over a month: she’s pregnant.

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SassyRedLipstick Can Put The ‘Low’ In Halloween

Sarah Tripp, the totally average sized woman of SassyRedLipstick, is decorating porch pumpkins for the pagan end-of-harvest holiday that has somehow evolved into candy and slutty outfits with animal ears. And how has this beacon of class and sophistication decided to decorate? In the most blatantly tacky way possible, of course.

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Natalie Would Like To Be A Cookbook Arthur

Natalie Mason, of the taped in blonde hair, turned to the fallback content generator of the gram thirsties – a Q & A. One follower who clearly hates eating asked if ole Natty had ever considered styling food. She responded with a list of her dream jobs.

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Liketoknowit Queen Has Named Her New Son

Amber Venz Box, the creator of everyone’s favorite instagram affliiate link program, produced her fourth child the other day. She has now announced the name of her new son and it’s just as ‘Huh?’ as you’d expect.

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Katie Bower Probably Won’t Roadkill Your Mailbox

Katie Bower, shower selfie-er, had a mini-meltdown over someone unfollowing her on instagram. She quickly took to her stories to ask her fanpoodles the appropriate response to such an injustice.

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Rachel Parcell Will Host A Mid-Rona ‘Diamond Soiree’

Rachel Parcell, tactful, displayed her sensitivity to the situation of the world by giving the internet exactly what this moment in history demands: a private party where her family and friends could try on enormous diamonds.

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