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Alina Gonzalez Pays Tribute To Kate Spade, A “Perfect Capitalist White Woman”

Alina Gonzalez, still somehow not Baker Acted, has shared her thoughts on the passing of fashion designer Kate Spade.

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Morgan And Keoni Are Having A Lovely Breakup On Instagram

Morgan Tyler, can do a handstand, and partner Keoni Glory, can grow a beard, have ended their yoga power couple journey. And one of them seems pretty unhappy about it.

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Taza Finally Births The Twin$

Taza, wife of Italian-speaking Josh, has finally announced the end of the longest pregnancy on the internet.

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Alina Will Now Charge For Her Private Instagram

Alina Gonzalez, squirrel feces, is being consciously transitioned out of her position at Anine Bing. But worry not! She has a foolproof plan to be a millionaire – by charging people for access to her private instagram.

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Brandi Gets Paparazzi Ready For Childbirth

Brandi, known by ‘just’ Brandi like Cher or Beyonce, has completed all the important preparations for the impending arrival of little Just Bandaid. That’s right – she got push pic glam squadded.

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Emily Jackson Is Happy With Her Totally Awful Post-Baby Bod

Emily Jackson, of the fame-hungry Skalla girls, wants you to know she is totally fine with her disgustingly out-of-shape postpartum physique.

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Dooce Has Selected The Winning ‘March For Our Lives’ Poster

Dooce, still struggling to be edgy, attended a sign painting party for the #neveragain march. And according to her, a sign urging assault weapon supporters to ‘squeeze boobies not triggers’ is ‘currently winning’.

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