Mikayla Nogueira’s Wedding Was Inexcusably Expensive

Mikayla Nogueira, fading relevance TikTok makeup influencer, finally had her confusingly lavish wedding to her longtime delusion enabler Cody. Ben Keenan immediately put together an estimate for the non-celebrity, non-royal’s wedding – and it’s absolutely obscene.

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Alix Earle Will Waste Food

TikTok binge drinker Alix Earle, ‘cool girl’, posted yesterday about yet another messy aftermath of her apparently unchecked alcohol use.

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‘The Shift’ – A Liveblogged Book Review

Happy Friday, besties! It’s time for another GOMI Book Club reading of a blogger/influencer/creator book. This week we will suffer together through the dating advice book of Tinx, aka Christina Najjar, that TikTok girlie who got famous because she was on Gwyneth Paltrow’s radar for 5 minutes. I have no idea what to expect from this book but it’s sure to be a groundbreaking, modern look at dating and relationships! Or not. Either way let’s grab our weight loss injectibles and settle in for ‘The Shift: Change Your Perspective, Not Yourself‘!

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Remi Bader Will Hire An Assistant

Remi Bader, complainer, announced she is looking for a personal assistant. Duties include basically doing her entire job for her – but if you want to know the pay rate you’ll have to message her privately.

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TikTok Live Viewers Get Dog Groomer Fired On The Air

Phoebe Pine, some sort of TikTok person who sounds half in the can most of the time, hosted a livestream of herself grooming a dog this morning. TikTok decided she was being too rough with the pup and sent out the Tok Signal to contact her employer. Within minutes Phoebe was being fired live on camera.

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Eli Rallo Has A Busy Week, Guys

Eli Rallo, part of the NYC TikTok girly invasion, is so busy. The 22 year old is writing a book of essays about dating in New York (original!) while bosslady livin’ on the clock app. Obviously her fanslobbers think she is the perfect person to ask about time management, and Eli is here to help.

Showing screenshots of her calendar Eli reassures her followers that it’s ok to take a break from your workouts, hair, nails, and tanning appointments to ‘recharge’.

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Rachel Parcell Will Share Her Infertility Struggle

Rachel Parcell, mother of three, has taken to TikTok to moan about her infertility.

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