Shannon Bird Will Let Her Kids Do Whippits

Shannon Bird, exception to all known laws of Darwin, spent today explaining why the whip cream comes out of her cans as a milky sludge. Apparently it’s because Shannon lets her kids use them for whippits first.

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Kaitlyn Neuendorf Doesn’t Support Your Gender

Kaitlyn Neuendorf, of thelocallocale, decided instagram in 2020 was the perfect place and time to ask the same question every privileged heteronormative hipster nuclear family white lady has asked since the first basic bortch created a Livejournal account.

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Kate Bryan Will Celebrate Her Child

Kate Bryan, we only see a small glimpse, celebrated the birthday of her son with a sumptuous celebration to mark the day of his birth. Oh wait, no she didn’t. She gave him one sad balloon and a cheap banner.

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Shannon Bird Will Crowdfund For New Boobs

Shannon Bird, yes the idiot who called 911 asking for baby formula, is back again with another great idea. Apparently she has started a GoFundMe – the purpose of which is to cover the cost of her breasts being ‘reconstructed, a lift, and reduction’.

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SassyRedLipstick Can Put The ‘Low’ In Halloween

Sarah Tripp, the totally average sized woman of SassyRedLipstick, is decorating porch pumpkins for the pagan end-of-harvest holiday that has somehow evolved into candy and slutty outfits with animal ears. And how has this beacon of class and sophistication decided to decorate? In the most blatantly tacky way possible, of course.

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Liketoknowit Queen Has Named Her New Son

Amber Venz Box, the creator of everyone’s favorite instagram affliiate link program, produced her fourth child the other day. She has now announced the name of her new son and it’s just as ‘Huh?’ as you’d expect.

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Katie Bower Probably Won’t Roadkill Your Mailbox

Katie Bower, shower selfie-er, had a mini-meltdown over someone unfollowing her on instagram. She quickly took to her stories to ask her fanpoodles the appropriate response to such an injustice.

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