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Elena Mommy Blogging WTF Happy New Year’s Eve, hams! To guide us gently out of 2015 here’s a final ‘lol wut’. Elena, art of making a flasher, posted what she called an “hilarious” photo of her daughter lifting up her shirt for the mailman. Ha. Well ok then. Thanks Elena, everyone needed to know this. Everyone stay safe tonight and I’ll be posting the 2016 GOMIBLOG Awards voting page with the final categories Tiffany Wilcox, famethirsty, is ready for her close-up, Ms. DeGeneres. She posted a picture of her “fluffy” naked baby two weeks ago and promptly began creaming herself when the image went viral. She’s now taking every opportunity to fame vampire even more attention from her roly poly offspring. She’s obviously busy making a big show of telling off anyone who thinks her 99th percentile “mini-me” might want to sign up for Weight Watchers, because everyone knows manufacturing drama over a child will shoot you straight into seats next to Ellen and Joy Behar. Why simply delete and block comments about a picture you publicly posted when you can you make it a big ‘people are being mean to my baby’ campaign? More predictably, Tiffany The Professional Photographer has begun squealing at brands hoping to make her daughter a spokesmodel, and is tagging people like Mario Lopez, Kim Kardashian, Ludacris, and the Ellen Show over and over and over. Congrats, Kinsley! You can now join the ranks of the Von Derp children as Mommy’s Little Meal Ticket! (Seriously though, can someone explain to me why all these bloggers and instagrammers are obsessed with getting on Ellen?)
Shani Grimmond, apparently a beauty vlogger, has angered the planet with a recent snapchat. On her snapchat, she posted a picture of a gigantic nazi flag hanging in her brother’s apartment and her and her friends dancing around it and laughing. A few moments later, she posted a follow-up snapchat saying ‘not my flag’, indicating that she knew the meaning of it and wanted to distance herself away from it. Alleged screenshot of Snapchat There was soon a response posted to her instagram – featuring a pic of Shani sunning her legs by the pool – along with an explanation. She claims she had no clue what the flag actually was. I am writing to issue a heartfelt and full apology for the images of the flag that appeared yesterday on my Snapchat. Prior to the well-deserved outrage I received via social media in response to the images, I genuinely wasn’t aware of the meaning behind the flag, nor the horror it represents. She went on to say she no longer has “any association with the person who hung the flag in his apartment” and added “Ps. IT WAS NOT MY BROTHER”. Brandy Wooten, apparently an influential blogger, posted a weird, expletive laden video of herself verbally abusing a McDonald’s employee. It seems they didn’t have Brandy’s fresh baked cookies ready for her on her arrival, even though she calls ahead “every time”. (I would recommend you not watch this video if you don’t like loud curse words.) Welcome to the entitled world of a “real blogger”. MckMama, thin and successful, would like to show you her holiday manicure. Obviously the best time to take a picture of your manicure is while you careen down the road at 70 mph. Why do people keep doing this?
Lifestyle Blogging Vlogging WTF Summer Bellessa, wannabe youtube star, took her potty training son out Black Friday shopping at Target. I know…already the momhams out there are thinking what a fantastic idea this was. What could go wrong? Well if something does go exactly the way all reason and mother nature would predict, make sure you take a pic of it in the middle of the aisle while your son cries. Instamommies – they’ll make their kid stand around in pee soaked jeans if it means they can post a bon mot on the gram. Happy holidays! Travel bloggers recently boarded the cruise ship Oasis of the Seas for the TBEX at Sea event. The cruise left Ft. Lauderdale on October 31st and has been making its way through the Bahamas, but tragedy apparently struck this morning. Evidently a man jumped from Deck 7 and attempted to cling to a lifeboat but was unable to hold on. Officials said crew members witnessed the 35-year-old intentionally leap from the Oasis of the Seas ship early Friday morning in the Bahamas. A rescue ship from Clearwater has joined search efforts. Lou Mongello, a passenger on the TBEX cruise, claims there is “a very disturbing video of the passenger hanging onto the lifeboat, where you can hear another passenger saying “You murdered him!… Because of you this happened!”” being passed around the group. A video of the event was recently removed from youtube. Rumors state the incident involved alcohol and some sort of domestic argument. The Captain was apparently given notice that there was a “domestic situation” happening which allowed the Captain to slow the ship before the incident. Royal Caribbean has now passed on search and rescue duties to the Coast Guard and the ship is heading back to Florida. UPDATE: Video of the incident is now available here. Warning: Graphic. UPDATE: Link removed from post because I’d like my phone and inbox to stop blowing up.
Elena Wants You To Know Her Daughter Is A Flasher
when our hangovers go away on Monday.
Tiffany Will Use Her Baby To Get On The Ellen Show
Vlogging WTF
Shani Grimmond Snapchats Herself With Nazi Flag, Freakouts Commence
Brandy Wooten Will Tag You On Facebook Unless You Have Her Fresh Cookies
Telling the poor drive through woman she is “a real blogger” and intends to “tag” her, she then invites people to follow her on facebook before calling the employee a “raggedy a**”. The employee then tells her to have a nice day, to which the classy Brandy responds “I will, b*tch”.
MckMama Will Safely Instagram Her Nails
You Need A Change Of Pants, But First Summer Will Post It To Instagram
Passenger Jumps Overboard During Travel Blogger Cruise
