Emily Weiss Wants You To Wash Yourself With Her Breast Milk

Emily Weiss, that chick who was lauded as the ultimate girlboss after starting Into The Gloss and Glossier, had a baby last year. Apparently accomplishing a biological task performed by 12,000 generations of our species has turned her into just another hippie woo breeder because she now seems to think her breast milk has magical skin healing properties.

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SassyRedLipstick Shan Tripp WTF

Shan Tripp Will Drink Her Own Breastmilk On The Plane

Shan Tripp, questionable boundaries, is once again showing the world she has no concept of ‘appropriate time and venue’. The weaning milk factory apparently pumped on a plane and decided to just drink it, saying her ‘heart isn’t ready to dump it’.

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Dooce WTF

Instagram Post Claims Dooce Has Died

Instagram followers of Heather Armstrong, aka Dooce, woke this morning to find a bizarre post that seemed to announce her passing yesterday.

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Emma Chamberlain Internets WTF

Emma Chamberlain Will Send You A DM

Emma Chamberlain, some sort of It Girl, has a special item on her bizarre self-branded retail site. For only $10,000 you can purchase a ‘personal thank you note from Emma in instagram dm’.

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Camila Coelho WTF

Camila Coelho Will Get That Baby In The Shot

Camila Coelho, founder of stuff, recently brought her son along on his first trip to Paris Fashion Week. As pics-or-stfu, Camila propped her nearly 7 month old infant up on the balcony ledge and got that coveted Eiffel Tower background that is required for Instagram.

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Instagram Jess Garvin WTF

Jess Garvin Can Drink White Claw At The Dentist

Jess Garvin, shares way too much, went to the dentist today. Despite countless options available for situational anxiety, Jess chose to drink a hard seltzer while in the dentist chair.

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Rachel Parcell WTF

Rach Parcell Will Take Her Cat In Later

Rachel Parcell, infertile mother of three, has waited overnight to take her cat to the vet. After apparently being lost outside in Provo winter weather for over half a week, the feline reappeared covered in injuries. Rather than immediately seeking out emergency care for the tattered family pet Rachel decided to wait until the next day.

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