Anthony De Rosa, person I can't even be ed to google, apparently really WANTS to donate Crap to charity - but it's just too far to carry stuff. Does the Hoboken Shelter do pick ups for clothing donations? I have a ton of stuff to hand over I just can't carry it all over.about 11 hours ago from Twitterrific Now, I may be wrong, but I could swear there are these yellow cars that will pick you up - right at your location! - place parcels in the trunk, and drive you to a destination in exchange for money. I'm...

Robert Scoble, a man without a shirt, somehow got someone to remain motionless long enough to spill some seed near a vagina. The result was a bunch of tweets (also a baby, but mostly tweets): Real time Scoble baby news (I will post small stuff here, over next 24 hours as our new baby comes to keep from... http://ff.im/8oM32about 8 hours ago from FriendFeed @rodneyjwoodruff Maryam is resting and believe me I am serving her every need.about 7 hours ago from SimplyTweet @jacobm baby is coming tomorrow probably. He is having his own little party and in no rush to...

Brian Van, thatgirlallison wannabe, has adopted the In-n-Out diet! Evidently it also has some libido enhancing properties as well: ow I’m staring at this double-double, unsure whether to eat it or make love to it. Ignoring the fact that the hot tub picture of him makes me want to listen to Bloodflowers on repeat while I write in my diary about how to accept the results of cheerleader tryouts with oriental fatalism, Brian Van has a lot of sexy. Yeah baby. You like that? Mmmm suck down that dead animal. Fucking hawt.

thatgirlallison, person with seemingly no job and no purpose, wraps up another week of blogging pictures of her holding coffee and wearing glasses with the obvious: an in-n-out burger. Nope, there's no caption. She's apparently in San Francisco on another one of those well earned vacations her crowd seems to take every month. So far her blog entries on the trip include pictures of stuff and then some pictures of stuff. Great Crap, Allison. Enjoy your burgers and pizza, icon of healthy eating.

Shira Lazar, self-proclaimed empress of some country called "media", is APPALLED do you hear, APPALLED at the dropping standard of service in America's current cripplingly depressing economic climate! What hairdresser only takes cash or checks? Really???29 minutes ago from TwitterBerry But I must say its amazing what a good outfit and blowdry can do to your confidence. Its the icing on the cake!7 minutes ago from TwitterBerry First of all, Your Serene Stupid, get over yourself and hop into a Supercuts - they take everything clear down to Mexican prepaid phone cards for payment. Second, if you are going to...

Jakob Lodwick, the Justin Timberlake of tumblr, has posted his season one finale! It's basically a rap song about smoking pot and I guess walking around on rooftops in hipster clothes. So basically he wrote a song about my Tuesday afternoons. Of course that's not how he describes the project: I do not consider these ‘great art’ by any means. They are nothing like the transcendent visions of my imagination. For some reason I read that with a Jack Donaghy voice in my head. JLod has threatened to not produce a season two, and that's just a shame. I was...

That antikris person that you people suggested I include here is evidently unemployed, and like 80% of the country is searching for a job. But! Unlike those other desperate failures, antikris doesn't intend to take just any stupid job: The job search is icky.  While there are jobs, offers, and money to be had…I am not too happy with the choices and refuse to take another job that makes me unhappy. That's right motheras! She can afford to sit around and be selective, unlike you proles: I refuse to go on unemployment as I think it will just allow me...

thatgirlallison, Julia Allison wannabe and "new media" starer, is taking a page out of her idol's failbook and crowdsourcing things to do in SF: I’ve been asking my friends who are from or are familiar with the Bay Area for suggestions of places to go and things to do that I wouldn’t find in my Time Out New York guidebook. Well ok, are you done then? You have  your list ready, your plans all drawn up? Of course not. That would prevent you from bragging about the plans you already have! So last chance – any suggestions for what I...

Gary Vaynerdhugger, evil overlord of all the GOOD wine, clearly intends to  put his Total Wine Domination plan into effect today. He is asking people to forward their Outlook Calendars for the day in an attempt to strategically position Kevin Nose and That Other Guy for attack: What r u doing today? Like in the big picture senseabout 3 hours ago from TweetDeck Tsk tsk, Vaynerator. We are not so gullible. You can just figure it out yourself.

Kevin Rose,  founder of a company and lover of stars, has teamed up with Our Nation's Savior to maybe get your lazy ass off funemployment! Spoke w/Obama today, he wanted me to mention to you guys that we have some job openings at Digg: http://digg.com/jobsabout 13 hours ago from Tweetie Ohhhh Crap! You can work next to...that guy up there! Better go buy some Scope, because your resume won't be the only thing you're polishing.

Meghan McCain, person apparently on the View or something,  is getting REAL,  ya'll: If Tyra had the courage to go on TV without a weave, I wanted everyone to know this: Not all the hair attached to my head is real. Yes, I have been wearing different variations of permanent and semi-permanent hair extensions since high school. Ok fine, you have sew in hair. That's not the point of this article, though! On the night my father accepted his nomination for president, I wore a giant Madonna ponytail extension (circa her Vogue tour)— much to the dismay of some of...

Mark Zuckerberg, big pimp daddy, has finally created a public facebook page! Also just created a public page on FB: www.facebook.com/markzucker...4:32 PM Mar 13th from web OMG YOU GUYS. Finally, we get a glimpse into the life of superawesome Zucky. We can check out his uh...oh, pictures from a trip. Hm. Well you can also read his exciting blog...oh. Hey did you know he likes the new Green Day album? Wait a minute...he's just a boring nerd! What the hole?

Kevin Rose, famous for something I can't remember because frankly I don't care enough to google it, has a remarkably boring life consisting of answering tweets such as this: dlprager: clean sheets ... yes! about 9 hours ago from Tweetie @dlprager congrats on the clean sheets about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to dlprager There is absolutely no sarcasm involved when I say I wish I had the time to care about someone's linen status on twitter. No really. Who do I have to to have that kind of money and time? I'm not joking. Find me a...

Richard Blakeley, boyfriend of the year, was arrested for something. As mentioned earlier in a blind item, Blakeley was allegedly recently arrested for assaulting his long-time girlfriend. Case details on public record here. Update: And another update: From what I understand, a Class A Misdemeaner in New York carries a possible sentence of up to one year of jail time. On the flip side, they can impose less, including no jail time. It appears to be up to the judge presiding over the case.

Rachel Sklar, person who writes stuff about something for something, continues to encourage shameless attention and swag whore Julia Allison in her bad behavior: Me: "How do you always get to sit in the front row?" @JuliaAllison: "Because I won't sit anywhere else." Aaah, so THAT's it.about 1 hour ago from mobile web That's right Rachel! Validate her actions! In fact, aspire to emulate her! Imply that you envy her! I would do it but I get my period every time I hear another "I'm so awesome I just elbow my way to the front and everyone" episode from Julia....

Poor antikris person. She can't seem to drop the Cosbys off at the pool. Maybe she's all stopped up because she's so...angry: Ok people There are times when something needs to be said, and there are times where what you’d love to say, although brilliant, is not necessary. It doesnt mean you are a self hater, that you are passive aggressive , etc…Sometimes, your shooting off of the mouth is just not the right action.  That is all.  I was basically saying I am a huge c**t with a lot to say about a lot of people and it bothers...

batflapsallison is taking the life change afforded her by her three days hole on Blueprint Cleanse seriously. Thanks to Brian for taking this picture before the concert started today!  This is what I look like after only a long night of drinking and only one latte. Radiant health: this is the proof of the Blueprint Cleanse shown us by both of the Allisons. Excuse me while I order my own cleanse!

I know I said I was taking the day off, but when this was sent to me it was too funny to ignore. Richard Blakely continues to search for a special person to let him have but one room to sleep in. His previous request for a place in the east village being ignored, he has deigned to offer Brooklyn his glorious presence. Don't everyone rush to offer him your futon at once now.