"thatgirlallison", the idiodic disciple of such brilliant minds as Julia Allison and Mary Rambin, finally secured her supply of the Buttleak Cleanse! OMGOMG SO EXCITING U GUYZ! My reasons for doing the cleanse were as follows: NOT weight loss – I think it’s a ridiculous thing to think that after three days of drinking only liquid that you will lose weight that you won’t immediately gain back when you start your normal diet again, so that was NOT why I was doing it.  I did it because my eating habits had spiraled out of control in the last year and...

Sarah Lacy, professional complainer, has found a new reason to spew her justifiable rage: Brazil refused to drop everything and cater to her whims. Apparently TechCrunch\'s resident Mariah Carey waited too long to  get her visa and was unable to secure the necessary permissions to enter the number one country for tech reporting. When she finally got off her tuchas and tried to scramble together the crap she should have done 2 months ago, the consulate had the audacity to be upgrading their systems! What the ? You want foreign investment and attention, Brazil? Here\'s an idea: LET PEOPLE ENTER...