Jessica Quirk, fashion!, came to New York for "meetings" and "socializing". By meetings she means one trip to "Random house", which could mean the publishing company or the home of someone named Random - it's hard to tell with her selective capitalization. Now I'm not a published author with a book deal for my book of Partypants Paper Dolls, but couldn't she just have had a conference call? I'm sure there are things that require her signature or something, but that's why they invented FedEx. Anyway. While getting ready to spend a few days at her pad of tears and...

Sarah Lacy, pleasant, finally got mad about something worthy: i'd remembered that three men and a baby was a bad movie. i was right. why is there always someone in full drag in 80s movies?7:21 PM Nov 3rd via web Oh come on. Not EVERY 80's movie has a guy in drag, and she sounds like a judgy snoot for acting so "Well I never!" about it. I mean of all things to complain about that would apply to most 80's movies: Crapty plots, or the low production values, or NEON NEON NEON MORE NEON PLEASE. No, let's make a...

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Meghan McCain, qualified to discuss politics, is apparently doing yet another photo shoot. I guess between failing to sell books and deciding who is or is not a journalist, she doesn't have time to learn sexy poses: Ohh for the love of god, I don't  know how to give a "meow pose" without "offending conservatives" and that ship sailed like five years ago.about 12 hours ago via Mobile Web Megatits: offending conservatives since like, omg five years ago! Next up tweets about how the pics are so sexy. Maybe TOO sexy. She's sure right wingers will be so pissed! But she...

Jordan Reid Berkow Fail, shillmama, is apparently forming an alliance with another tragic victim of online bullying - GOMIBLOG's Midwest Messica. what to wear to go meet @whatiworefor coffee? this would be an excellent day to own some rainboots. sigh.32 minutes ago via web Ok, first of all, how many times does it need to be pointed out to people that announcing you are hanging out with someone is totally lame social media climby desperate sads. Woooo attention everyone, I'm hanging out with so-and-so. Seriously dude? Second, what could these two POSSIBLY have to discuss, besides how it feels to...

Mary Rambin, next to Godliness, stated less than a month ago that she did not talk about religion on her blog. She then proceeded to talk about religion on her blog pretty much every Sunday since. Yesterday she posted not one, but two delightful lessons from her walk with the Lord. First she tells us a little about the Ecclesia Church, home of Pastor Chris: “Prayer involves more than making personal requests.” In The Voice New Testament that we read from at Ecclesia, they offer side notes and insight to help you relate the scripture to your everyday life....The community...

Brooklyn rejoiced today as Jessica Quirk, former somebody, returned to the scene of all her bortchiness: After a long weekend in the woods, I'm NYC bound. Meetings, meeting, meetings. And friends. And a haircut. about 8 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Apparently one reader is tired of Jessica Quirk, but I'm not. I simply cannot stand this person, especially when Our Lady Of Bum comes back to NYC with this attitude: Stinky cab and traffic!! Yay rah, I'm in nyc! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® Then stay out of NYC, Jessica. It's not like we spent...

Messica finally has pictures of the event that has defined her life: OMG! Got the disc of wedding photos from @karicrowe and they are G-G-GORGEOUS!!! So many emotionally filled snaps!about 1 hour ago via web Husband Christoper Qwerk was last seen lining up lots of projects that will keep him at work well past midnight, avoiding endless repetitions of "REMEMBER THAT? SO HAPPY" *click next*. Meanwhile, readers of What I Wore will be heading to that everyday Kendo whatever blog to avoid round 13 of Messica's Wedding: The Pet Semetary Of Events. (Reader recommendation: Jaclyn Day's fashion blog is also...

Mary Rambin, Houston social, ended another long day of flower shopping and blogging by relaxing with a brew: A new 5 o’clock favorite brew. It’s kinda sweet and not too hoppy…? Obviously I’m still learning. But I know enough to pour it in a glass before downing it. This one just didn’t make it that far. Long day, you understand. Oh I totally understand! I mean, look what you went through yesterday: Shopping flower arrangements at Lexis Florist for the Mayakoba Ladies Polo Final on November 14. I had no idea that Miriam and her team do all of the flowers...

Emily Gould, wrote a book or something, doesn't confine her advice to food and writing. She also has a protip for the producers of "16 and Pregnant": i want someone on 16 and Pregnant to get an abortion and then they keep filming her and she never thinks about it and has a great lifeabout 16 hours ago via web I have to agree. Every woman I know who had an abortion has never thought about it again, it's like it never happened. It had no impact at all! Not at all stressful for a 16 year old to deal...

Megatits McCain, bestselling author, knows how to get people to the polls: Voting is sexy! Get out and exercise your rights today!12:43 PM Nov 2nd via web omg. THE MCRIB IS BACK!!! http://yfrog.com/muq6zj4:22 PM Nov 2nd via Yfrog Cue to a million bros in Arizona doing the Kool Aid man, and suddenly you wind up with: Congratulations Dad!!!!!!! @SenJohnMcCainabout 18 hours ago via Mobile Web Does this mean people are going to keep treating this bubble brain like a relevant political commentator for two more years? Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.

Midwest Messica, that bottomless well of vapid that is turning GOMIBLOG into Reblogging A Married Chick, totally doesn't look pregnant and is Bi-Btown STYLICIOUS!!! Or something. The whole outfit has a relaxed 70s vibe to it. Late seventies, almost early eighties even. I like pairing together black when it had different textures - the felt of the hat, the leather jacket and the kooky woven black sweater. I’m also still in love with this skirt (wore it first like this). It’s denim and in a classic denim skirt cut, but a lot more something than a blue jean skirt (blegh!). This...

Jessica Schroeder Quirk and Adam Quirk, married, are married. You may not have heard they were married, but they are. They are also an internets power couple, and Messica is finally speaking out on how awesome it is to be married, how awesome her husband is, how awesome they are together, and how awesome the awesome is in her awesome. In this interview Messica answers such feminist questions as "What would you say to young women who are considering marriage but are concerned that it might negatively affect their career aspirations?" with the thundering pronouncement that "They are with the...

Me: "I'm hungry." @JeffreyFeldman: "I've got toast in my pocket..." (I did not eat the toast.) 7 minutes ago via TweetDeck

Messica Schroeder, SO QUIRKY! is like totally ignoring you mean trolls. Oh, the sorry kinds of things people will do to try and drag you down. Not gonna work trolls!30 minutes ago via web I'm not going to even start on how she's basically phoning it in with her What I Wore posts now, since it's pretty clear she will probably be focusing more and more on That's Shilly (hey that $2000 bedding isn't going to pay for itself, ya know). Instead let's talk about how many times now Messica has declared she DOESN'T CARE about you bullies/meanies/trolls. Anyone got...

The Quirks aren't the only scary thing on the internet tonight. In other spooky news, Julia Allison went with "Sexy Browser" for this year's Halloween sadfail: My insane Firefox costume from Yandy.com … Not. Subtle. She also apparently jumped off a building or something. Because she wants attention and nobody is looking at her anymore. Wow just wow, locking my door and turning off my television now, lest Julia Allison climb out of a well and through my tv and make my face look like hers.

And so it begins. Soon to retire "style blogger" Jessica Schroeder Quirk has just announced "That's Quirky!", the blog to read for all your ugly rugs, terrible grammar, and who gives a crap what else. There is so much to see I don't even know where to start! Do I begin with "Our Yard" or maybe "Inspiration"??? How about "Our House" which is all about their house? Anyway, I think this is great. It's just more proof that Messica is growing less and less interested in jumping around in flapper outfits and getting closer to becoming the obscure mommy blogger...

Emily Gould, world's nicest and most emotionally stable person, has once again decided that because she worked at Gawker - did you guys know she worked at Gawker for about 15 minutes 90 years ago? - where she talked Crap about people, she is amply qualified to tell Gawker they have no place talking Crap about people: To whom it may concern Okay, so what you’re saying is: 1. It’s ok - no, it’s good — to “out” people who privately behave in a way that’s inconsistent with their public personae. and that 2. Nick Denton gets to decide what...

Midwest Messica Mrs. @Quirk finally gets to see her book!!!!! Fed Ex just arrived with the hardcopies of the interior of my book design!! IT LOOKS AMAZING!!!!!!! I AM SO THRILLED!!!!about 1 hour ago via web And today's post from this professional writer... The equestrian books and olive pants feel very forest ranger to me, but I like it! I live in the woods right now! She lives in the woods now. FASHION! BUY HER BOOK!!!!!!

Midwest Messica, of a town in the Midwest, will not be outdone in the shameless begging department! After her twitter campaign for free Oscar de la Renta resulted in a flurry of de la Renta PR people sending her a crate of freebies (that happened, right? no? oh), Jessica has decided to try again: Drinking a @starbucks in my latest post and my readers think you should sponsorhttp://whatiwore.tumblr.com... what do ya say?1 minute ago via web Hey sbux, better jump on this Oregon Trail wagon of web success! After all, Messica's traffic is growing everyday! Seriously, I am disgusted by...