Our beloved Twatiana keeps earning those vacations! Today we have her posting about "easy peasy lemon squeezy" curtains. Because curtains are so complicated that the world has been waiting for an "easy peasy" how-to. Then this evening Princess Imrussian had a most wonderful thing happen: Daddy called! Yes the 24 year old still needs Daddy to call before he gets on a plane. Do you think he will bring his princess back a present? At least she is married, so there is someone around to share "Beauty and the Beast" before bedtime!

Emily Meyers continues to share her special brand of grieving with her latest post. Here's to a great new week...I'm seeing such positive changes everywhere, for the kids especially. The future feels so bright, but every day holds so much enthusiasm for them. What-the-Fox? Didn't their father JUST DIE? Like 3 months ago? Anyway, her goals for the next week include "wearing more than shades of black and gray" and "filming some family videos" - presumably by "family" she means her spanking new husband and her kids. And in case it's not clear that getting back to being a happy...

Clarke Peoples had a bad airport experience in Canada - and went on a confiscated-makeup-fueled rant that declared we should 'just throw the entire country away'.

Good lord. Randi Zuckerberg, the suckuparific sister of facebook, has spent way too much time the last few days telling Julia Allison her hair is pretty and all the boys totally like her. Sparkly dress? Check. Sparkly toenail polish? Check. Sparkly friend? @juliaallison check. Ready for @davemorin's party!11:56 PM Oct 17th from TwitterBerry Ok, what? Calm the down. I see Sparkles there convinced you to dress up as a sparkly bruise so you could match. And here I thought you were a successful lady working person, not Jessica Wakefield trying to join the Unicorn Club. Anyway, it goes on... Enjoyed...

You asked for it, you got it, because that's just the way things work on GOMIBLOG. Remember Emily Brill? Good old Hamily. You could always count on her country club boufhair, her matronly floral shift dresses, those huge white sunglasses. It was like seeing the mom from "Parents" do a lipdub. Well, meet Cary. Cary is from WhogivesaCrap KS and is either 23 or 47 years old. It's hard to tell and I can't be arsed to look it up. Anyway, let's jump in with a sample of Cary's wordsmithery and you folks can decide if you want more: I...

Apparently Remi Bader's PR team is ready to talk about how she lost half her body in a matter of a few months - less than a month after GOMI posted photos of her suspicious new scars, it seems news outlets are busy pushing a different narrative.

Poor Natalie Jean. Turns out snagging that validating book deal and trying to be a professional blogger isn't all she thought it would be. It seems her post-rebrand sponsorbombing didn't go the way she hoped, and Bratalie has now decided to air her bitterness: last year I signed with an agency thinking it would simplify things, make a clear delineation in my head between "sponsored" and "personal," but the agency in question fed me a bunch of bull Crap to get me to sign and then later had to release me from my contract because I was trying to be...

Meghan McCain, person apparently on the View or something,  is getting REAL,  ya'll: If Tyra had the courage to go on TV without a weave, I wanted everyone to know this: Not all the hair attached to my head is real. Yes, I have been wearing different variations of permanent and semi-permanent hair extensions since high school. Ok fine, you have sew in hair. That's not the point of this article, though! On the night my father accepted his nomination for president, I wore a giant Madonna ponytail extension (circa her Vogue tour)— much to the dismay of some of...