Sivan Ayla, great mom, is apparently having nightly battles deciding which child to sleep with. Last night she chose her toddler daughter who was 'perfect'. Unfortunately someone decided to, according to Sivan, be a 'stupid slut' and wake her up at 6:30 am.

The College Prepster, mature, has apparently found a charming tactic to deal with "negative" commenters - tracking them down and outing them on Facebook. On August 5, stating that she would "normally brush off these comments because they clearly project insecurities the commenter has about his/herself", the obviously self-assured Carly decided to track down one commenter who "continues to get under my skin". Apparently her lecture about being a positive role model on the internet - which apparently means not leaving negative comments on blogs - didn't work, because yesterday she had to track down and shame yet another commenter....

It's time for the 9th Annual Shorty Awards, and Instagram and Snapchat thirsties who managed to get nominated are busy flooding their social media feeds with pleas to their fans to go vote for them. And just who are these "influencers"? (more…)

Hogfathering, husband of Ballerinafarm, shared proof that his wife's father had passed with a snap of his body being carried out in a sheet.

While you quiver in your cubicle and wipe away tears of of abject terror in the face of crippling economic failure and rising job losses, David Karp and Rachel are skipping about Europe with money and smiles. So far I can't determine that they're doing anything beyond hanging out with people who use tumblr and making posh hotel room service prepare them grill cheese sandwiches. They are currently on a plane to Nice. Suck it, poors!

On January 18, 2012 numerous websites engaged in blackouts as a protest to the hotly-debated SOPA and PIPA acts, which many believed would give big business way too much power over the internet. Brit Moron, ever the trailblazer, decided to eschew the blackout in favor of a much pithier form of dissent: To show our solidarity with today’s SOPA & PIPA blackout, we cooked up a#BlackoutSOPA Blackberry Oreo Crumble. How are you taking action? Yes, creative living juggernaut Brit Moron has BAKED A PIE to show solidarity with the SOPA and PIPA protests. Nothing expresses fear and anger over a substantial increase...

In a pretty transparent bid to attention grab away from Taza's pregnancy announcement, Hey Natalie Jean finally revealed the over-hyped rebellion tattoo she's been talking about getting since recorded time began. Unfortunately all she did was make the internet go "wait...that looks familiar". Yep, in typical unoriginal Bratalie fashion, she got a design from a decorative pillow permanently placed on her shoulder. Of course she added her own 'hipster arrow' touch, because...yeah. Years of planning and talking and wanting and hyping it up on twitter and instagram, and this is what it was all about? Womp womp. What a failure...

Jordan Reid, the division by zero of lifestyle blogging, has treated us to her latest wtf outfit. Friday night and the dancing shoes are ON. (Totally kidding; our plans are to go to Coldstone.) Yes folks, this is how a 33 year old suburban mother of two winds up dressing for October trips to the ice cream shop when she's balls deep in lifestyle blogging. How delightful.