Months after leaking their beta site all over the internet to gag vomit wtf reviews, Gawker Media has decided it can do no wrong and launched its tragic redesign anyway. Around the internet responses have ranged from appalled to annoyed: "It’s not fully functional, it’s full of bugs, it’s not so attractive that it cancels out the annoyance of being buggy, and it’s time-warping. All in all, thumbs down." "The feedback from users was overwhelmingly negative, and there were tons of bugs so … they expanded it to the entire Gawker network." "I'm having nothing but problems with this redesign....

When In Doubt Just Add Glitter, most annoying blog name ever, is doing a really odd blog giveaway. How do you giveaway 6,000 followers??? Well I'll tell you... it's a little secret businesses use to increase their online presence, gain credibility, and look more established.  They pay someone to help them get their business out there. That's right - your prize,  valued "at over $2,000", will be 6k fake twitter followers. According to her, having a high twitter follower count means you "are considered to be more influential by your peers". Because nothing says influence like winning a bunch of...

Megatits McCain, future wife of a lift chair bound tobacco farmer in a life story that could have been written by D. H. Lawrence, is running out of steam with her Palin bashing. So She Who Never Reads Here has decided to go after the chick in the news now: "My problem is that, no matter what, Christine O'Donnell is making a mockery of running for public office," McCain said on Sunday. "She has no real history, no real success in any kind of business." Really, princess? Sit down for a moment. Let's go over YOUR credentials, shall we? Wait,...

Scanner David Karp, seen above attempting to read your mind, has yet another accusation of mishandling user accounts to deal with. This post claims that tumblr appropriated a user account from Joe Nobody Regular Person (not real name) and handed it over to a Big Important Company: I’ve run pitchfork.tumblr.com for almost a year now. I had several posts up and I followed 28 people with the account. All my posts are now gone and my address has been changed to pitchfork1.tumblr.com. Where my blog once stood now stands the official Tumblr for Pitchfork Media Inc. Watch out, Soup, I hear...

Jessica Quirk knows how to inspire fans with her original style. In this fresh new outfit we have never seen before, Messica shows us that just because Modcloth doesn't have a sponsor ad doesn't mean she won't be wearing their free clothes! Today's amazing photo shoot took place at the drive-in movie theatre. On Friday night, Adam and I went on a date night at the drive in! It was so much fun! As you can see in some of these photos, they still have the wired speakers you can put on over your door, but we actually listed via...

Tina Reale, of Best Body Fitness, had the worst Tuesday ever. First she went to the store where she "ended up standing in line for TWENTY-TWO minutes". This made her late to a parent teacher conference, which "in turn made it impossible to make it to the yoga class I planned on visiting and was looking forward to all morning". Her no good very bad day continued when her kids didn't take a nap and pushed all her buttons, so she ate a bowl of ice cream. Then - THEN - she got a migraine right as she had to drive her kid...

Jane Pratt, the formerly relevant editor now running xojane.com, is encouraging women to bravely send in photos of themselves first thing in the morning: hen I was in our staff meeting yesterday brainstorming ways to drive traffic, I thought about how well the bellies gallery did for us and we (Emily) came up with this assignment to all xoJane Staffers: Show how you look when you first wake up in the morning. And I will do it too! Readers sent in photos of themselves wearing no makeup first thing in the morning, prompting Jane to laud their fearlessness. Telling readers "Your willingness to...

Tumblr, the hipster love child of twitter and livejournal, prides itself on freedom of speech and embracing all types of content. Now it seems they've attracted this wonderful gentleman: Hey, y'all. I'm Jake. I'm 19. This is just my free expression blog... the place where the me that can't show up in real life comes out. I say what I want. I post what I want. If you don't like it, well, tough. Chances are, if you're here, you want what's on the bottom of this massive amount of text, lol. I post politics. Religion (or lack of it). But...