Kath, who has been pregnant for forever, is prepping herself for the magical world of breastfeeding by attending classes, reading books, and watching movies. More than the actual child which she will soon produce, Kerf claims that breastfeeding is "the part of motherhood she is most excited about." In Kerf's world (which we all know is the only one that matters) breastfeeding represents the "epitome of bonding between mother and baby," which sets me up to think that the kerfling will be milking the teat well into his childhood. Fortunately for Kerf she was able to consult a lactation...