Scheduled Slow News Day

Roundup Featuring Day Drinking And The Most Idiotic “Summer Hair Challenge” Ever

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Box wine drinking, nipple exposing, and a summer challenge that will challenge you with its challengingness.

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Instagram WTF

Alinagate Has Become An Exploding Watermelon We Can’t Look Away From

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Alina Gonzalez, totally doing fine, has now been ranting for over a week. She went from righteously taking down the Cupcakes and Cashmere empire to trying to position herself as some kind of feminist crusader. This somehow turned into her spending the past few days apparently sitting in her bedroom not washing her hair and picking at her face until it bleeds – and telling anyone who expresses concern about her downward spiral that they are the ones who “need therapy”.

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Fashion Blogging WTF

We Wore What Will Instagram Your Hospice

Danielle Bernstein, sensitive, is apparently spending the final moments with a family member updating her instagram.

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Lifestyle Blogging Slow News Day

Alina Gonzalez Is Still Going Off On Instagram

Alina Gonzalez, JFC. She is still ranting about Emily Schuman and Cupcakes and Cashmere.

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Internets Lifestyle Blogging

Alina Gonzalez Spills On Cupcakes and Cashmere Split: “There were fruit flies”

Alina Gonzalez, the just like “family” former employee of Cupcakes and Cashmere, let loose yesterday on Instagram stories. In an hours long series of text filled posts she wine tossed like a Real Housewife on everything from the work environment to the character of her co-worker, saying “They deserve me talking about this. It was f**ked what happened.”

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Internets Lifestyle Blogging

Jenna Cole Will Tell You How Wealthy She Is

Jenna Cole, living affluently, has informed everyone she is rich and that her family never talks about how rich they are. She then proceeds to talk about how rich they are and cloaks her bragging in a bunch of check-your-priviege garble she read in the NYT.

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Instagram WTF

Melissa’s Husband Will Call You A Ho

Apparently the husband of Prissy Melissa, chair moistener, doesn’t like the way you “sad women” treat his wife.

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