Gala Darling, boob job feminist, has announced her latest woo filled moneymaking scheme. She will now charge you lucky people $145 for a class on "Emotional Freedom Technique". Her sales pitch is pretty strong: I discovered tapping in 2006 and the first thing I used it for was to clear myself of the daily asthma attacks I’d been experiencing since I was 10 years old...I tapped to dismantle the depression that had plagued me since the age of 13, and then — in one night — tapped to stop my eating disorder in its tracks. Her system is a "combination of written and...

Brit Morin, of PoopoBrit.com, continues sharing her tips for creative stupidity. She has now provided all her vitamin and egg eating fans with an inspirational list of goals for 2012. Her top ten tips include "take photos of everything you eat", "make something", and "document what you wear". These tips are certain to start an internet revolution, since no one has previously thought of doing such things. The creator of the ABCDE diet also advises her readers to "Introduce yourself to a random person at a coffee shop and ask them about their story", because if there's one thing people love...

Maybe you didn't know that Mary Rambin, fashion diva, is living in Houston. Mary has apparently been crashing at her mom's for some time. (Yeah, livin at mom's in the armpit of Texas, GLAMOUR!) She's understandably ready to find her own digs but she has a small problem: I think I found an apartment in Houston....but now I just need to get over my fear of commitment. 1 year in one place, yikes! 6:58 PM Apr 21st via TweetDeck It's not fear of commitment, Mary. It's fear of spending the next year in the 4th Circle of Humidity that is...

Lily B. Chapman appears to be spending her time tracking down everyone on the internet who ever snarked on her.

The Dooce Community, the all-but-dead henhouse where Dooce's fanpoodles discuss what they had for lunch, is on its way out. (more…)

Ben, a travel blogger, is proud of his crowning achievement. Through the use of miles and points I've been the only independent reviewer to publish reports on every single A380 first class product currently in service. Well now Etihad Airways has introduced what is essentially a flying hotel room. Called "Residences", the ultra first class option includes three rooms and a butler. Off course, since the one way ticket for this pointless display of wealth is around $20,000, poor Ben needs the internet to fund his experience: With only one "Residence" per flight, this may very well be the first...

Jessica Quirk, vacationer, has started a series called "52 Thoughts" which is apparently her way of inserting complaints about her hard, hard life into her "personal style blog". This week we are treated to Messica's feels about how hard it is for her to be A Creative in the cruel arena of the public eye. Evidently she read Big Magic on her 90293035th vacation this year and she's decided she doesn't care if you like her work anymore. It’s not my job to please the masses when I get dressed...and it’s also not my job to try to cater to...

This post serves no purpose. Everyone seems to need a good dose of Bears today. Happy Friday, all!