At last our long slow slide into the abyss of pain and lonliness is over: Jakob Lodwick is blogging again! This is an audio recording of an exorcism. Specifically: I found myself increasing bothered by a “demon” inside my brain who would urge me to ‘hurry up and move on to the next thing’ — not in words, but emotionally, prodding me to rush because, supposedly, there was something more important in the future. Once I became aware of him, I found it nearly impossible to focus on my work — not only did the demon distract me, but my...

Getting married, pregnant, and going in on real estate with someone you've known for less time than it even takes to gestate said baby is a timeline usually reserved for reality tv competitions, but ok.

After some drama including an apparent breakup and later re-engagement, Hey Natalie Jean's little sister is finally walking down the aisle. Natalie has expressed some barely concealed hostility towards her sister's man in the past. Regardless, she and her Motherboy are obviously attending the wedding and she's obviously going to be instagramming away the boredom of not being the center of attention. Eyerollingly the family drama has already publicly reared itself in Natalie's first image - Motherboy on a pile of luggage. When one of her fangirls mentioned that Natalie was on her way to a wedding, sweet kind perpetual...

That Wife, encourages imaginative play, is shaking up the blog world with some awesome news. After less than 5 months of disabled comments, she has graciously decided to let people leave comments on her posts once again. So let’s give comments on That Wife a try once again!  Be nice...That Wife Blog will forever remain my little corner of the internet where I am reigning Queen of Everything and get to decide what it’s like to be in this space... She says she wants her blog to be "an experience, not a broadcast", and feels "comment-free posts felt a bit...

Matt Walsh, probably owns a satin shirt, decided to use his platform today to expound upon the death of beloved celebrity Robin Williams. After tweeting a statement saying "When we talk about depression we shouldn't pawn the whole thing off on "chemical imbalances"", he decided to write a post titled "Robin Williams didn’t die from a disease, he died from his choice". It’s a tragic choice, truly, but it is a choice, and we have to remember that. Your suicide doesn’t happen to you; it doesn’t attack you like cancer or descend upon you like a tornado. It is a decision made...

Ashley Brown, known as Sweet Southern Prep online, is the latest influencer-era public figure facing questions about the state of her marriage.

thatgirlallison, wannabe famewhore and wearer of flattering tights, is hitting every party she gets a general invite for through Facebook. She not only attended the First Annual Obliterati "God We're Awesome" Awards, she also made an appearance at the exclusive MediaElities "Blowout" holiday thing and Wednesday's ASSME party. Such a busy popular girl, our Allison. Seriously this is why I am not impressed with this party circuit. It's just some bloggers and a bunch of randoms like Allison who get the mass mailer invites through Facebook. They show up and act like it's some kind of big geedee deal to...

Mary Rambin, beach hair, lost her iphone recently. She was forced by our non-recession economy to buy something that is not an iphone: So I bought a new phone today (f@$! s#!+ ugh). Mason’s poo is more hi-tech than this thing. But what did I expect for $30. One text takes 20 minutes to type when you only have a phone pad. Crazy how spoiled we get as technology advances so quickly! Although this pic from the super pricey htc looks terrible so I’m not sure what they’re charging for. The bottom line for me is that I don’t have...